Saucy Catholics and other Fun Things

Wannabe Goddess with a dash of Witchcraft. Ich Verstehe Deutsche ok. Snapchat: amberzahhak Instagram: amberrytart ENTJ / 19/Libra / October 8th. I really love Lions. If you're feeling generous , send me a little cash for school at paypal.me/Amberrypie

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[amberrypie]

IT HERE

[knoping]

[pizzaotter]

Tyler Oakley is honestly an inspiration

[gothraccoon-deactivated20211114]

*smacks my own fat rat ass*

[gothraccoon-deactivated20211114]

this wasnt the wrong blog. i know what i said.

[nentuaby]

original: https://twitter.com/Manda_like_wine/status/977299937963765761

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

My god this is applicable to so many situations: this is in no way a WE situation.

[surreal--memes]

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

Me

[tahthetrickster]

pls stop scrolling for a moment to properly appreciate this oriental shorthair kitten

[crowmosome-deactivated20230113]

but like..,.,, will he Grow Into Them????

[tahthetrickster]

not really………..

[slavery]

License, Pepsi, and registration please

[viciousxturtles]

Is Coca Cola okay?

[slavery]

[moonemojii]

he brought me wendy

[fadedputa-deactivated20151203]

If i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly id have 0 dollars bitch what u thought lmao

[pleatedjeans]

Three cheers for these guys [x]

[blackphoenixincorporated]

This is how to be a good ally.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Using their Bro-ness for good, not evil

[ladyflowdi]

So a tiny story: on Black Friday a few weeks ago I went to Gamestop to buy my brother a game for Christmas, and I noticed this older man was watching me like a hawk. He was loitering around the front of the store without really buying anything, and every time I glanced at him out of the corner of my eye he was looking at me. I went to look at the PS4 games, and he was looking at something right behind me. I checked out the Nintendo games, and he was looking at them too. I was the only woman in the store, by the way.

By the time I got in line to pay he was loitering at the front of the store again, and I just had that feeling that he was going to try and take the game I just bought, or steal my purse, as soon as I left the store. OR, he was going to try and follow me home. And I know I don’t have to explain that terror to any woman reading this, but all I could think was that I’m in this Gamestop alone with at least twenty other men and something is about to happen. I’m beginning to freak out, to the point where I’ve just pulled my pepper spray out of my purse and into the pocket of my coat. 

So there I am, next in line to pay, and there is this GIGANTIC dudebro right behind me, and I say gigantic as a 6 foot tall woman. He says, “Ma’am? Don’t be offended, but would it be alright if I walked you to your car?” and I was like “Are you serious?” and he was like “There are some weird guys in here right now. Have you noticed that guy watching you?” and then I showed the dudebro the pepper spray in my pocket and he was like “Right on. Would you still let me walk you to your car?” and I said yes.

So I paid, and waited while HE paid, and he walked me to my car. And just as I was getting in, the weird guy who’d been loitering came out of the store, saw me and my dudebro, and turned around and walked away in the opposite direction. 

In short: men who recognize that women are unsafe in dark alleys, college campuses, grocery stores, gas stations and retail stores and do something about it are the kind of quality men that this world needs more of.

[yuuri-katsuki-on-ice-blog]

Please for the love of god yes.

[neutroisenjolras-moved-deactiva]

open rp

“Feh.. It’s me, Inuyasha, the half-demon. I can defeat every demon who crosses my path. You think you can take me?”

[bunrobot]

Macklemore pointed to the door. “go away, Inuyasha” he mackled

[just-shower-thoughts]

Saying “Fuck it” actually motivates me more than “You can do this”.

[addigni]

Because saying “fuck it” includes the total acceptance of failure as the outcome, meanwhile “you can do this” focuses only on the hopes of a successful outcome and the lack of acknowledgement of the equally probable failure outcome induces a certain level of unspoken anxiety

[thequantumqueer]

“…the Way of the Warrior is resolute acceptance of death.”

–Miyamoto Musashi, “The Book of Five Rings”

[kaijuno]

“What’s your spirit animal?” We’re white Rebecca we don’t have spirit animals ask me what my fursona is like you meant to ask u fucking coward

[somethingunlikeanythingelse]

This is the funniest thing ive ever seen.

[felderwin]

So one of my textbooks from this quarter has Homestuck in it

[markv5]

Вечная дилемма котиков

[bandathebillie]

[mce1201]

Me when I get followers from a hoe pic

[kharnzarro]

@sodomymcscurvylegs

[draumboosky]

I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

[draumboosky]

My dick has been on fire for over an hour

[draumboosky]

I told my chef what happened and he was like “you only make that mistake about fourteen times”

[draumboosky]

He tells me this story about this time he had gotten out of a chili class in which he had been cutting habenjero peppers all class and he goes back to his dorm and starts finger blasting his girlfriend and she stars SCREECHING.

[draumboosky]

She he fukin SPRINTS to the dorm prep kitchen and gets a gallon of heavy cream and runs back to the room. He starts pouring this shit all over her Cooze right, and she’s like shoveling cream into her hole. And he’s freaking out. Like he’s so sure that this chick is don’t with him forever.

[draumboosky]

So they deal with this thing and the cream works and he’s like massaging it into her pussy for like a half an hour because you have to constantly soak it to nullify the habenjero oils or whatever. And she gets INTO IT.

[draumboosky]

She fucking CUMS

[draumboosky]

And my chef tells me this stupid ass story and looks me in the eye and says to me

“Nothing says I love you like a gallon of heavy cream in her pussy”

And I think that’s the best sentence I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

[deicide4122]

Yes good story but WHY IS IT IN LIKE 8 DIFFERENT PARTS DO YOU KNOW WHAT PARAGRAPHS ARE.

ITS THIS. YOU COULD HAVE DONE THIS.

[draumboosky]

SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE AT WORK AND CANT POST EVERYTHING AT ONE TIME FUCK OFF

[afroclusterfunk]

its serialized. he’s a modern day dickens