ambiguous_cactus

i am both ambiguous and a cactus!! TREMBLE BEFORE ME or dont whatever you want. She/Her (for now lol) and extremely bi <3

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its midnight and i think i'm going insane...

time seems to be moving quicker recently, each increment of time feels shorter than it used to. will time keep speeding up? before i know it will my life be behind me? my parents say time moves faster as you get older, but i dont want to keep getting older

[bacone-official]

test?

reblog if you pan, bi, gay etc

like if you are straight

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my mama didnt raise a quitter but she did raise a complainer and a bullshitter so im not going to quit but youre going to hear about it and im not sure how i accomplished it

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just stood up slightly too fast and almost passed tf out. forgetting i'm iron deficient until i'm almost dying is a special skill of mine *finger guns*

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i cant stop zoning out and i have so much to do today. i am beyond stressed :(

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TODAY MY GENDER IS HE/HIM BUT ONLY IN THE WAY THAT A CUTE BUG IS A LITTLE GUY

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dont ask me why my pinky lifts when i drink something... i dont know either... i guess its just my inner pretty princess

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college is kickin my lil cactus butt bro

I DONT WANNA DO CALCULUS I WANNA BE A COTTAGE WITCH WITH A GIRLFRIENDDDDDD

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i feel like its been years and minutes since i saw the last TADC episode... i cant stop thinking about it O-O

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Ryan Reynolds.

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homosexuality.

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

Ur least fav gal.

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

The one and only Piper.

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Astronaut.

[ambiguous-cactus-offical]

ambiguous cactus :D

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WHO WANTS TO GO PHONE-SMASHING WITH ME >:3

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AS A CATUS I DONT REALLY HAVE ARMS BUT I'D LOVE TO WATCH :D

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to catch a bus, one must think like a bus

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the wheels on the bus go round and round, therefore i must also go round and round

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the voices

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the voices are telling me to be gayer :D

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honestly, you know you know when knowing does feel like knowing and now you know that i know that they know what it feels like to know

you know?

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GUYS I GOT ALL A's ON MY FINALS LETS GOOOOO

[bra1n-offical]

Guys

Act like we all live in one big house

Go

[mlm-god-offical]

They used all the eggs again I WAS TRYING TO MAKE PANCAKES

I do NOT have money to buy more eggs in THIS economy SO YALL BETTER FIND SOME EGGS RIGHT NOW AND I DONT CARE HOW

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guys we've talked about the shoes by the door thing. if tHEY DONT FIT IN THE CUBBY, TAKE THEM TO YOUR ROOM. pls and thank yew

[blue-green-memes]

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why would you do this to me