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Knight of Void. 30s. Aro/Ace. Agendered. Your name is MAWOK, you indulge in DRAWING, more often than not HOMESTUCK. You enjoy the terrors and wonderment of NIGHT VALE and OFF, along with the madness of CRITICAL ROLE. And when all else fails you watch WILL NEFF on TWITCH all day.

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==> Doom scroll.

You find yourself on yet another tumblr artists page, they go by the names CAROUSEL or MAWOK. They post tons of random stuff and sometimes their own art, but its all just Homestuck! It can get a little spicy sometimes, but nothing technically nsfw, and some of the ships are a little questionable (cesty). But you'll stick around 'cause the vibes are good. - I don't do commissions, just send me an ask and I'll decide if I like the idea. 🦋 bluesky ✖️ twitter 📷 insta

[cowboyhatesithere]

Daily gratitude

I don’t have kids

I don’t spend money on nicotine

I don’t gamble my money away on sports

I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions

My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful

[cavypretzel]

onto the current stuff now

this was definitely my favorite Homestuck scene hands down

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The Room Where You Sleep

DirkJake Week Day 1 - Past and Future

My part to @fungus-amongus00 fic In the DirkJake Big Bang

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I drew Dedan in a jojo pose a while back

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JohnDirk based on @rumminov's fancystuck for the Promstuck prompt

version without glasses below:

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Divine Retribution

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hoooooboy I got such a taxing animation job I'm so glad thats over now, back to actually enjoying myself ;_;

[benjacksonstanaccount]

I'm sorry but this is just too funny not to put here (not my screenshot)

[lizardlicks]

[redstonedust]

sometimes i forget aromanticism isnt normalized until im listening to family friends complain about how relationships suck and never last and i chime in with "yeah im kinda glad im not interested in romance." and suddenly all of them turn into "oh no EVERYONE needs romance its human nature. if you think you're not interested you just need to try again." . like okay i thought we were commiserating here. i was agreeing with yall. cmon.

[redstonedust]

straight people will spend all their time making relationships sound like a chore and normalize the concept of hating your wife but if you say "idk id rather be single" you're the weird one i guess.

[gabisart]

But I'm just like, can I just like, hang off the back of your horse And can you go a little faster? 🏇

(time flies fast and it's time for our Patreon Reward again!)

[sophibug]

In a great tumblr tradition, I have decided to rank the "woman scientist" emojis by various companies.

Apple:

I am concerned by the fact that the green liquid in the ehrlenmeyer flask is clearly producing some sort of gas, but she is only wearing splash glasses. This looks like safety goggle work. Her hair is definitely long enough to be pulled back. The chemical here is "generic green" colored, which is a solid choice, if rare in real life. Please increase your degree of lab safety! 4/10

Google:

she's wearing proper goggles! Unfortunately, her hair is much longer, and definitely needs to be tied back. Also, she should not hold her weird purple liquid in such an unnatural way; she might drop it. I can't tell if her labcoat is buttoned. We see here the liquid is "generic purple," and it is in a very confusing piece of glassware. The bottom is shaped like an ehrlenmeyer flask but it has a very long neck and the ticks go all the way up the next like it's a graduated cylinder. I have never seen a piece of glassware like this. Why is it this shape why is her hand like that 2/10.

Samsung:

This woman definitely looks more like a scientist. She is older, wiser. She is not wearing any eye protection at all. Blue is an odd choice for a generic chemical color (although it does match her tshirt), but the ehrlenmeyer flask looks normal again. I think her labcoat is too big -- I suspect she is facing the structural sexism towards people with larger hips and busts in labcoat sizing. I hope she puts eye protection on soon. I hope her lab increases her salary. 6/10.

Microsoft:

This woman might have hair that is short enough and structured enough that she doesn't really need to pull it back, and she is wearing safety goggles! However, her lab coat is open. Her generic green liquid appears to be in a graduated cylinder and is over the top measurement mark, which means she doesn't know how much she has. She seems enthusiastic, but I think she is not as educated as she thinks. This woman is performing science without understanding it 3/10.

Twitter:

Her hair is short, her labcoat is buttoned, her purple chemical is giving off purple gas in a test tube, and she's wearing goggles. This is a quality assurance professional chemist, I think. She is about to put that test tube in a fume hood. I do not fear for her safety. This is a professional. 9/10.

Facebook:

the splash glasses are back! Now with purple test tube like the previous woman. This is the previous person's coworker who insists it's fine to not be as safe. Her expression shows me she is considering throwing that test tube. I fear for her. At least her lab coat is buttoned 1/10.

[daz4i]

a drawing of The Fictional Man suffering can keep a guy going for 5, maybe even 10 more minutes

[moethh]

die die die

[akindplace]

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched