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Wine mom except with less mom, more wine. HTX. Bi. Doin' my best.

[dateagirlsuggestion]

Date a girl who makes it feel like there’s a sunset in your chest every time you look at her

[nicoldemort]

[blackbird-brewster]

I love this so much.

[citybythebayyy]

[newkidsonmycock27]

[jjsinterlude]

Okay so I got a question for y'all. Just curious 👀

If you were the opposite sex (or whatever sex/gender you’re attracted to) & you were dating yourself, would you be proud to have yourself as a boyfriend or girlfriend? Why or why not?

[bewiubciueniocneoiheroihreoerfn]

no. I’m not shit plus I’m ugly 

i could do better than me

[maya-mama]

^^^

[queerlove]

straight girl: *sees literally any guy with a lisp* 😳 guys… my Gaydar®™©…. is tingling. 😩🖖 i have the best Gay senses. 🤔 i have the power ✊ to see 🕵🏻 right through the Gay’s thick 👥 external straight™ layers and into their ⭐️gay⭐️ soul. 👁 i am one with the gay community. 🙌👬 I can feel their kind in my bones🙏 …. A gay psychic🔮…. If u will…… 👀

[jjjjjjjjjjohn]

[honey-stained-deactivated201604]

Men will say confidence is the sexiest thing about a woman..until that woman stands up for herself, until that woman has her own opinions, until that woman doesn’t need your compliments to make herself feel beautiful

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

[we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco]

[thecutespook]

Do older ppl expect us to believe they never took photos of their kids while they were growing up

[brainstatic]

[fireable-deactivated20180203]

the best days are the days when u feel really soft and full of love and u want to make sure everyone you care about feels that way too

[wonderland-freedom]

Straight people: there are so many gay characters now, it’s starting to get annoying.

we, the gay: WHERE ARE THEY?

[keepmywhiskeyneat-deactivated20]

[tittyblaster8000]

[athetos]

You: Dick Pics

Me, an intellectual: Portraits of Richard

[catsnuggler]

February shouldn’t be 28 days, 29 on a leap year. 

Instead, we should take the 31st days off two months and give them to February, making it have 30 days for all years.

But wait, when’s the leap day, you ask? 

October 32nd, Halloween: Part II.

[skykull-deactivated20250930]

you’re the genius this generation needs tbh