Random babblings of a particularly human-shaped blob

Why are you reading this? I post nothing of real value in here, other than these, totally legit, totally human-made, sweet entertainment rants, I just use this to scream into the void when I'm mad really, also, THEY DIDN'T HAVE COMIC SANS RAGGHHH

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Why?

Somehow, even though there's no school work to do I still find away to feel guilty about not doing school work

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Third World Shenanigans

Living in a third world country is so funny cuz you're gonna be studying things about industries and such and in the textbook it's always gonna be like

"Oh! Here's a list of top industries in this area you're studying!

1 - USA

2 - China!

3 - Germany!

Oh and of course! couldn't forget about ourselves in 27th!"

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He might be stupid

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I a m the one who eats fried chikin

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House market crash save me... save me house market crash...

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Waking up early

God, waking up early when you dont HAVE to feels so good bro, I woke up today at 4 am and I was refreshed, as I watched the sun rise and the birds chirp, I felt like I had actually rested, NOW WAKING UP EARLY WHEN YOU HAVE TO OH DONT GET ME STARTED I FEEL LIKE SHIT, I FEEL HORRIBLE, I FEEL LIKE MY BED IS GRIPPING ME BEGGING FOR ME TO NOT LEAVE IT JUST ABSOLUTELY IMPLORING. tl;dr waking up early good but not when you got things to do

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He is literally me

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Tomatos

Supports brain health

Helps the heart

Reduces risk of type 2 diabetes (no source for that one)

goated fruit ngl

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Cawps

The process of becoming a police officer should be much stricter man, you often hear people say things like "Cops are so aggressive because they are always in danger" and while, yeah, they are, this also proves an inherent problem in our society (guns, the problems is that everyone can just get a gun or steal one from someone who has a gun) AND it also means that the person with a gun and the power to use it on you without much consequence is EXTREMELY jumpy and paranoid (not saying that I wouldn't be in this day and age) but also MAN you are supposed to be an OFFICER OF THE LAW, what happened to innocent until proven guilty?

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Genuine question;

Is it still normal to waltz up to someone and ask for them to be my friend? Im still mentally at 3rd Grade

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You ever just have this absolute hatred for styrofoam? I do, it sucks

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Aint the concept of a monarchy so insane??? Like, Im guilty of indulging into some *blue-blood porn* myself, but the fact that we've been letting people rule for the past thousand years or more because "God said so" AND IT HAS BEEN WORKING is bonkers

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Routine

Go on youtube - see tumblr screenshots narrated

Go on tumblr - see twitter screenshots

Go on twitter - see reddit screenshots (and a whole lot of idiots)

Go on reddit - see yt screenshots (and sexism)

And repeat until temporary death in the end of the day

is this life now?

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Autism

gotta be my favourite season of the year

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What the hell is good omens?

I have no idea what "Good omens" is, I opened this site for the first time in years???? And the first thing I see is a bunch of posts abt this good omens show, all I know is that they are very CUTE and I love THEM and I refuse to RESEARCH anything about them because I just KNOW when the fanbase is so nice like this the show is SAD and ANGUISHED and so much SUFFERING is involved I can't I CHOOSE TO LIVE IN PLATO'S CAVE