imperfect_patrixia

Patricia, 29, she/her CH/PT : French, Portuguese, English 1D, F1, SKAM, 911, random stuff I can't name

[myhabit-lou28]

[hshouse]

If I had a nickel for every time I was here when elounor broke up I’d have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[izacore]

ol*via w*lde said fuck them kids <3

[saintqueer]

[cathuniverse]

i mean to be fair louis whole band got covid and he didn’t so 😭 i mean thank god imagine oli getting from her and louis getting from oli? shows cancelled and all

Is this you assuming because people switched around at the beginning of tour?? Also he's not supposed to be sleeping with his bandmates

[reasonsthelarriesarecrying]

The Larries are crying because Freddie went to his dad’s show

[imperfect-patrixia]

8 seconds of truth.

[imperfect-patrixia]

I haven’t been here in so long, I have no idea how this works anymore. I’m sorry if I meant to send messages but ended up doing something weird 🥲

[thebootydiaries]

employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person

[imperfect-patrixia]

That is something WE say, you do not have the right, sir.

Also, you do be scary sometimes, Tommo.

[imperfect-patrixia]

The way he is so tender with his son. Still my favorite thing. ❤️

[imperfect-patrixia]

The dad wakes up after 5 years, the aunts are extra, the mom forgets to post but the grandma gets a happy birthday. Okay.

[imperfect-patrixia]

He’s wearing an FFP2 and clearly did not want to be seen.

Forever wondering why he’s always so smart when on his own but an idiot for the public.

[imperfect-patrixia]

Again and again thinking of @femmequixotic and hoping they’re doing well.

[cricky-renaldo]

For a woman who had just had a C section 24-48 hours before posting that photo of herself holding Alana, she isn't doing herself any favours in proving that this is real. Gio would not be able to sit like that straight after her stomach being cut open and a baby being pulled out. It'll be swollen and sore and she'll have stitches that need time to heal, some women say that even a week is too early to be able to sit that way. (1/2)

(2/2) Gio should also be having an extremely heavy post partum period, you would not be comfortable in that position. You would have painful cramps, probably worse than usual because your hormones will be all over the place and you suddenly don’t have a baby in your stomach anymore. Plus, who would dare sit like when they have blood flowing out of them anyway? I certainly wouldn’t, at least not until my flow had calmed down slightly. It’s just very odd…

I can’t really comment as I have very little knowledge on this topic, so don’t really consider myself qualified to…but I wonder if @crickiesthalochild our Crickie midwife :D has any thoughts on this?

[imperfect-patrixia]

Alright alright, I’ve come to your rescue. (Nah I’m kidding.. I have to say I’ve had enough of this with the LouisT babygate but.. here I am.)

I have just seen the picture y’all are talking about and honestly, my first thought was “oh post partum bump, good”.. and then “why are her clothes so tight”.

Reading her caption on the previous and first pic with Alana, she’s talking about her labour, which should mean she didn’t have a c-section, or at least not an elective one (ie scheduled). So, we actually do not know but I’m inclined to say she gave birth vaginally. 

Now, regarding the position… if she gave birth vaginally, there is no reason for her to not be seating that way. She’s leaning on her side, which could indicate that she’s quite uncomfortable in that position or just trying to look good for the camera. Honestly there is absolutely no way of knowing what’s going on down there, if she had a tear and therefore stitches or not. Again, even with a c-section, she could just have had a great recovery, which happens. I’ve seen women walk perfectly fine 3 days after one.  Also most women prefer to be bent to suppress the pain of a c-section scar because it avoids stretching it.

Every woman is different, just like with your period : pain, flow, leaking, comfort.. we are taught to adapt to every woman, despite having general rules. Gio doesn’t seem to be breaking any of those, if I do say so myself. Except maybe the tight clothing on her lower half. 

If any of you want more precise information, I can provide it in the limits of my 2nd year midwife student knowledge, but I don’t really think there’s a point anymore. Alana is there and reading the captions and comments… Gio is here to stay.

[imperfect-patrixia]

I am now a fully fledged practicing midwife and I stand by what I said. I’m 99,99% sure Alana is hers and Cristiano’s. Genetics are very strong too.

[softpeanutea]

They (mostly Olivia) put so much effort into this stunt and no one cares except shippers. A lot of anti-holivia have slowed down cause they're bored and the gp doesn't even think about them. Imagine wasting all this time for no one to care, for no results....

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[imperfect-patrixia]

Oh there were results… except it was in opposite direction to those forecasted by their team. They’re just plain stupid.

[oatmilksgf]

niall cancelled tour as Soon as quarantine / the pandemic started was literally the smartest thing any singer has done why can’t everyone be like niall