Fuck you, I'm a hipster.

How rare and beautiful it truly is that we exist.

[ameliathebiatch]

I hate it when couples name their children the mother’s maiden name, like, what if everything suddenly goes to shit and the father turns out to be a terrible person and you have to move away and change your names to protect yourselves? Your poor kid is going to end up with a name like “Parker Parker”.

[ameliathebiatch]

Like, sure the episode in Canada with Doug Forcett is fucking hilarious, but has anybody taken a minute to think about how puzzling the report of them dying in the bar would be?

“Four people found dead in Alberta bar. No evidence of foul play. No evidence of any struggle. No evidence of anything. There wasn’t even another person around for miles. These people’s hearts literally just stopped beating simultaneously... Also, Tahani Al-Jamil was one of them, which is strange because wtf was she doing in rural Alberta, she was at an art gallery in Hungary on Tuesday. Her sister, Kamilah, is reportedly devastated... Typical Tahani.”

[1dietcokeinacan]

IF WE WANT THE REWARDS OF BEING LOVED WE MUST SUBMIT TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN!!!!

[deadpanwalking]

[ameliathebiatch]

One year at Easter, all I got was a little packet of Cadbury eggs. The next week at school, a girl proudly told me with the biggest smile that she got five big huge chocolate bunnies that were all different fancy flavours and I used to think: “Wow, Easter Bunny, I guess I should be more like her.” But with the power of hindsight, all I think about it now is what a spoiled little piece of shit that one kid was.

[ameliathebiatch]

Can sitcoms stop using the “husband lied about vasectomy and wife doesn’t know how she can be pregnant” trope? Like... You are aware that that’s rape, right? You’re making rape a light-hearted punchline.

[ameliathebiatch]

I’d like everyone to take a moment to think about all the perfectly good names you could have given future children had someone with that name not been a prick to you in eighth grade...

[davidbyrne-deactivated20220111]

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

[lagonegirl]

http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2017/05/what_state_prisoners_get_to_wo.html

OMG 

[dnaguzzlingteamcaptain]

Wow.

[republicansareahategroup]

CEOs and large corporations are the real welfare queens 👑.

Working off of the labor of others, only there because of being born into capital and pre-existing familial or business relations? Yep

[meetnategreen]

[deathcomes4u]

And people still try to defend this shit with ‘Well they MUST work REALLY HARD to earn THAT kind of money!!!’

I assure you they don’t. I assure you the people earning the least money are working the most. I don’t see CEO’s doing 60 hour weeks just to keep food on the table. They don’t do that, because they don’t have to, because they get paid so much they aren’t desperate enough to have to.

[simonalkenmayer]

If you follow me, reblog this. It is an important piece of data. I would love to see one for the annual tax expenditure of minimum wage versus CEO’s as a proportion of their annual income.

This is the aggregation of labor. This is what it looks like. It has happened before. It will likely happen again unless it is changed.

[operationfailure]

[calicofae]

Being a writer is lying in bed at two am, waiting for sleep, only to be met with two new characters, clarity for a plotline, and an entire scene concept for a novel that isn’t your current project.

[play6irl]

[thug-gifs]

Reblog in 40 seconds and you will be put on the path to achieve your dreams and find your fortune

[atsirhc-deactivated20230825]

WELP.

[xanadontit]

Can’t hurt.

[jigglyteenfeedee]

Bet

[arizonasugarbaby]

I’ve been rolling in the dough lately so it seems like these things are working 🙏🏻

[baddestheaux]

No they literally work

[lilyliqueur]

I reblogged this the other day and literally got a settlement check from an old job. like LMAO ?????????????????????????? 

[fixedhawa]

i’ve got nothing to lose lol

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[weavemama]

I feel like this is a very important thread considering a lot of people cut Hollywood abusers a lot of slack just because “they’re work is very good and entertaining”. There are plenty of other Hollywood actresses/actors that don’t pull off gross shit like this, support them instead…. At the end of the day, we need to put the victims first and stop letting this shit slide.

Full access to the thread incase anyone wants to open the sources.

[weavemama]

I’ve added more sources to provide more evidence since these are very serious crimes and some people might not feel comfortable with just depending on a twitter thread:  

Woody Allen

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2014/02/woody-allen-sex-abuse-10-facts

http://variety.com/2014/film/news/woody-allens-adapted-daughter-dylan-farrow-gives-account-of-alleged-sexual-abuse-1201081907/

https://mobile.nytimes.com/blogs/kristof/2014/02/01/an-open-letter-from-dylan-farrow/?_php=true&_type=blogs&_r=0

Roman Pollanski

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/aug/15/roman-polanski-new-sexual-assault-rape-claim-robin

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/09/roman-polanskis-rape-victim-appear-los-angeles-court-ask-judge/

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/2017/08/15/another-woman-publicly-accuses-roman-polanski-underage-rape/570802001/

Victor Salva 

http://bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3381647/lets-talk-about-victor-salva/

http://abuse.wikia.com/wiki/Victor_Salva

http://horrorfuel.com/horror/movies/movie-news/sexual-assault-victim-jeepers-creepers-director-victor-salva-speaks/

Bill Cosby 

http://www.etonline.com/news/154160_timeline_of_bill_cosby_sexual_assault_allegations

http://www.businessinsider.com/andrea-constand-bill-cosby-trial-2017-6

https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2014/12/bill-cosby-beverly-johnson-story

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/07/us/bill-cosby-quaaludes-sexual-assault-allegations/index.html (him literally admitting to raping women) 

Casey Affleck 

http://time.com/4645846/what-to-know-about-the-casey-affleck-oscar-controversy/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/casey-affleck-oscar-win-affirmed-that-harassing-women-isnt-disqualifying_us_58b3c336e4b0a8a9b783abc1

http://mashable.com/2016/09/07/casey-affleck-harassment-allegations/

Mike Tyson  

http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/28/politics/donald-trump-mike-tyson-don-king/index.html

http://www.indianapolismonthly.com/features/the-decision-mike-tysons-rape-trial-25-years-later/

http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/mike-tyson-rapes-a-miss-black-america-contestant

http://time.com/3319512/ray-rice-nfl-video-robin-givens-domestic-violence/

Johnny Depp 

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/amber-heard-accuses-johnny-depp-domestic-violence-graphic-photos-gallery-1.2652475

https://www.vox.com/culture/2017/6/23/15861794/johnny-depp-assassination-joke-domestic-abuse-amber-heard

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/amber-heard-talks-about-domestic-violence-in-emotional-psa-w452431

http://www.salon.com/2016/08/15/johnny-depps-lawyers-depose-amber-heard-for-7-hours-over-domestic-violence-allegations/

Charlie Sheen

http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/charlie-sheen-sued-hiv-exposure-girlfriend-1202477144/

http://jezebel.com/5774374/charlie-sheens-history-of-violence-toward-women

http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/charlie-sheen-accused-of-domestic-abuse-strangling-and-choking-ex-fiancee-report-55152

Mel Gibson 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2014/05/16/mel-gibsons-domestic-violence-conviction-vacated/9191125/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1293253/Mel-Gibson-investigated-domestic-violence-Oksana-Grigorieva.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1291255/Mel-Gibsons-racist-violent-outburst-lover-Osanka-Grigorieva-caught-tape.html

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/mel-gibson-accused-abuse-817035

[99briefingcinnamon-blog]

never not reblog this

[ameliathebiatch]

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[ameliathebiatch]

Fell From Heaven. Check it out: https://episode.app.link/6ceuyun3CE