[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

[gaypasta]

are you fuckin dumb

i dont know what prompted this but yes i promise so much

[kosmogrl]

every day I wake up and it’s fucking january

[kosmogrl]

[disgustinggf]

[iapislazuli]

anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper 

[dragonbleps]

survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

[dragonbleps]

this had better not alter the Numbers in my bank account

[dragonbleps]

by Talos this can't be happening

[mothmanchronicler]

[januaryysummers]

[myleftpinkytoe]

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

[atomicrow]

tumblr when a new pathetic man drops

[twentythousandvolts]

early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

[faggydoggie]

putting my hand up during sex to ask a clarifying question about the order you just gave me

[seleniumtest]

what's for dinner?

soup

beef

bowl of cereal

Voting ended onFeb 3, 2024

[star-mom-selkie]

[anexperimentallife]

[labelleizzy]

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[furryprovocateur]

"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

[hyumjim]

stereo. The way you move ain’t fair you know.

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

[markets]

pinterest bitches are so cunty for absolutely ZERO reason😭

[markets]

WAS THAT LAST BIT ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY.

[markets]

[lionfloss]

AND SO ON

[grimeclown]

Mistakenly touched my weenor after crushing up a chili pepper for my Ramen honestly not as painful as one would expect more of a gentle heat much like the pleasant burn of cayenne in a spiced coffee or even much like . A chili crushed up in a bowl of delicious Ramen. Much food for thought

[collaredbottom]

I hate this website

[collaredbottom]

Like come on dude, you couldn't torture this information out of me

[grimeclown]

And does the honeybee begrudge the cow its willingness to part with its milk? Our differences enrich our experience of this beautiful world.

[collaredbottom]

"I masturbated with a pepper"

"Wtf"

[Socratean poetry]

[grimeclown]

I don't need to take this from you tumblr user collaredbottom

[collaredbottom]

And I didn't need to hear about your spicy escapades, tumblt user grimeclown

[grimeclown]

??

[talkingheadsyoutubecomments]

girl me too