Both a man and a muppet

Michelle; 18+; they/she; hockey/pens and whatever other nonsense sticks

[grantmentis]

Unprotected players who are under contract such as Müller, tabin, bilka and so forth can NOT be offered EFOs or FPOs. They can only be taken in the remaining spots at the end phase 2 for the foundational roster completion (filling the rosters out to get five players) and end of phase four (filling out each roster to get ten players after an additional.) teams may be gambling to leave their higher AAV contracts exposed in hopes expansion teams won’t have the money to take them after using EFOs and FPOs. That said..still a few names I’d take regardless of contract price

[grantmentis]

PWHL Master Spreadsheet

if you are unsure whos under contract and who's contract is expiring, here is kyle cushman's always useful sheet!

[grantmentis]

Unprotected players who are under contract such as Müller, tabin, bilka and so forth can NOT be offered EFOs or FPOs. They can only be taken in the remaining spots at the end phase 2 for the foundational roster completion (filling the rosters out to get five players) and end of phase four (filling out each roster to get ten players after an additional.) teams may be gambling to leave their higher AAV contracts exposed in hopes expansion teams won’t have the money to take them after using EFOs and FPOs. That said..still a few names I’d take regardless of contract price

[grantmentis]

PWHL Master Spreadsheet

if you are unsure whos under contract and who's contract is expiring, here is kyle cushman's always useful sheet!

[tetrisfag]

LMFAOOOO los amo

[recentlylocal]

Can't believe Kris Sparre left the Fleet to go get milk and cigarettes and never came back. Never trust a man.

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[alhyastarain]

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester

[ahotknife]

tonight we must all put aside our differences and join together to root for the montrealina hurricanadiens

[tea-and-hockey]

🚨🚨🚨RED ALERT 🚨🚨🚨

While I love to hate on Sparre I truly believe he is part of what made Boston such a powerhouse this past season. This is devastating.

[starrynet]

it’s not too late for the western conference to explode

[pwhl-mybeloved]

PWHLPA Salary Guide

See the player's salary guide

they voted to share salaries!

[furst-in-the-atmosphere]

Someone put this data into a graph by position. signing year, and years played or I'll do it myself

[rimouskis]

everyone come here. hold my hand 🫴. evgeni malkin forever.

[mechanomorphic]

queer muppet moments i would make happen if i was in charge of the muppets:

the electric mayhem (minus animal bcs hes their kid) arent a polycule, theyre monogamous. but specifically they break up and date each other one at a time. they have a chart.

animal is genderfluid. this is mentioned exactly once bcs kermit calls her he and she starts yelling "SHE/HER!" kermit corrects himself and the show goes on

rizzo made out with gonzo once but he still considers himself straight bcs gonzo is not a guy, he's a whatever. gonzo agrees with this

uncle deadly dated tim curry. it did not end well.

actual emotional scene of gonzo talking about how he feels abt gender. no jokes.

kermit: no matter what, gonzo is still gonzo, and we're always going to support gonzo no matter what gonzo decides- gonzo: kermit. i still use he/him

statler and waldorf wedding episode. theyre divorced by the next

beaker trying to ask bunsen out on a date. in the end it turns out bunsen thought they'd been dating for years.

miss piggy hanging out with drag queens

related, miss piggy starting to present butch and kermit being Really Into It. hes embarassed abt it

pepe begins a story with "when i was a little girl...."

janice decides to start using just she bcs "like, i could never be her"

rowlf mentions having a husband. even kermit is like "??? since when??!"

actually i change my mind. genderfluid animal is mentioned a second time when dr teeth is calling for instrument and mic checks, he turns to animal and yells "animal! pronoun check!" "HE/HIM" "alright!"

[irisbleufic]

Swedish Chef neopronouns: bork/bork/bork

[thisusernameisunique]

Dr. Teeth: mic check

Mike: here

Dr. Teeth: pronoun check

Animal holds up an auction paddle with their pronouns written on

Then everyone else raises their paddles

[voorprxt]

1000 saves in a season and it still wasn't enough. I can't get over it.

I get why she's gonna fuck off and travel alone in the off-season.

[cheapqueen17]

[hyenabeanz]

“I have always wanted to change the world through sports. Playing hockey empowered me and gave me an amazing platform to advocate for the issues that matter the most to me, especially gender equality and LGBTQ+ inclusion… Trans athletes deserve those same rights and equal opportunities in sports. I now mentor young athletes, inspiring them to find their voices through hockey. Every child, regardless of gender identity, should have the chance to access the lifelong skills that sports teach like confidence, perseverance and leadership.”

Meghan Duggan – Three-time Olympic medalist and IIHF Women’s World Champion, and now PWHL Hamilton GM.

We love to see it. 👏👏👏 Too many of the women who have reached elite levels in hockey are very quiet on this topic. Nice to see someone incoming who has spoken up.

[gingehh]

reverse solipsism: everyone else has a vibrant interior life but I'm just a passive observer

[snakebite-hearts]

[pwhl-mybeloved]

troy ryan you want to coach the sj team soo bad

[womenshockeymp3]

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[yxlenas]

Gwyneth Philips I hope you know I love you the most