“I’m glad that you’re bound to return, something I could’ve learned.”
“You’re indestructible, always believe in.”
The long-awaited Homelander blog.
Maybe not long-awaited, but who cares? Also! Remember me? Come hang out if you’re a fan of Postal 2, and me — Bender! (Ethan.)
FAQ — The Answers to all of Your Questions.
The Boys TV show itself is inherently violent, gory, and all around grotesque. This blog will be no exception. Interact at your own risk. Don’t complain to me if shit gets too dark.
Homelander is an evil rapist and murderer, (among other things). Do I support his actions? No! And neither should you!
For the sake of clarity, Homelander has not died. The Boys are still itching to kill him.
No DNI — I block liberally. If I give no reason, don’t bother me for it. Move on.
I’m open to interacting with any other RP blogs, even those outside of The Boys and the relating medias. That means if you’re another RP blog, my door’s open.
I don’t mind spammed asks — especially if I haven’t answered it yet.
No NSFW or ERP. None. Nada. Zilch.
To be added to, last updated June 1st 2026.
Headcanons — Adding onto America’s Sweetheart.
Besides his obvious mommy issues, he’s generally got an issue with happy families. How dare you have what he doesn’t? Laser eyes!
Deep down he knows he’s a monster, but he’d rather burn the world than admit it. Why should he care? He’s a God! He’s your God.
This blog is constantly monitored by Vought PR. Lest he say something he’s not meant to, or has yet another public freak-out. Sometimes there are slip-ups.
He’s stronger! He’s smarter! He’s better! He is better! His mantra to keep him from spiraling too deep into his inferiority complex.
Have a playlist, for all I care.
Your beloved mod is over 18, as stated before. Minors have no business in my DMs or believing we’re friends.
Mod is in the PST timezone. If I don’t get back to you quick enough, assume I’m busy or it’s the middle of the night where I am, and I’m asleep.
Respect me, the mod, and anyone else I interact with. Harass the characters, not us!
Homelander’s evil and mean, but I’m not! Assume all rudeness is from him.
Comments and replies are typically OOC.
Mod will communicate in red text and little, tiny letters. Homelander will be in default color and text.
You know who else was sayin' that about the innocent people livin' in the country he ruled? Hitler. I reckon he'd absolutely LOVE you, you sorry excuse of a patriot.
You know who else was sayin' that about the innocent people livin' in the country he ruled? Hitler. I reckon he'd absolutely LOVE you, you sorry excuse of a patriot.
Restart. Ahem...Oh mighty God! Strike me down for I have dishonored you. •_<
•_• Soooooooo, how exactly does this work? You are listening and when most people pray to "their God" after committing an act of sin. They usually have some kind of phrasing. What exactly are we to say when reaching out?
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Very, very theatrical.
I am not your actual God. I’m simply… better than everyone else. That’s close enough for most people.
You don’t need special prayer or script. Just talk to me. Most of you spend your days thinking about me anyway.
But let’s not kid ourselves here. You’re not here to seek forgiveness or ‘spiritual guidance.’ You’ve got preachers for that. You’re just bored, or lonely, and looking to see how your dear Homelander sounds or reacts when answering your silly little question.
So, go ahead. I’m listening for now. Try not to waste too much of my time, yeah?
