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consiliariusweasel:
For a moment, Ron thought it was real. But he sure remembered going to sleep and something about his surroundings felt weird. It was not the first time he had dreams that seemed real, but when he heard a completely unknown voice talk with him, he felt something odd on his spine. Maybe a hint that something different was going on.
He turns to the girl, wondering why did his subconscious generate a completely random person for him to talk to. âI should be the one asking you that. Who are you?â
she pauses, trying to erase the other from her dream but nothing happened. which was, quite frankly ridiculous. she knew how to control her dreams. nothing like this happened to her before. with her eyes still fixed on the ginger, she does not move a single step, ready to fight if she will have to.
â you know, iâm pretty sure this is my dream so iâm gonna be the one asking questions here, alright? â her eyes narrow, she almost spits venom.
                           â who the hell are you ? â
âIâm not going to die in a hospital where the mediwizards arenât even hot.â // FOR IRIS LMAO
supernatural sentence starters || accepting
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iris knew why she was the one left with marlene in the hospital - she was verymuch useless on the battlefield, more of a burden than help. at the same time,however, it was a horribly stupid decision - she knew she was not nearly as stubborn as marlene, and not nearly as eager to find herself in battle. sitting nextto her bed when the attack came, iris had been trying to convince the blonde thatshe should remain in place, not rushing into battle.
â marlene, please. you are not going to die - not while i am with you.   i know you have no reason to trust me on this but --- while i am with  you, death cannot touch you. so please, please, do not rush to him.   the mediwizards said you need to rest to get better. and james will be  very angry if you make yourself worse --- or dead --- by engaging in a fight. â
âIâll go anywhere you want me.â @ james
sleeping at last starters || acceptingÂ
@lacusmors
dark eyes lock on the angelâs, his heart sinking. he never expected it to happen,he never thought he could, in this form, in the form of a demon, fall in love ----- and with an angel of all things. and now, as they stood there with each of themhaving the option to return to their kind, he did not know how he could ever live without her again. a pleading look made its way to his eyes. and something baddrove him when he asked her to come with him instead. something that was in his demonic nature but what was also inherently  h u m a n. it was selfishness.
and selfishness was what drove him when he kissed her gently on the soft lips,his hands caressing her hair, his entire being dazzled by her presence - feeling so different from the discomfort and uneasiness he felt when they first met. when they started their journey.
 â letâs run away ---- somewhere they canât find us. where i can stay with you. â
so just in case anyoneâs interested in pictures from the meetup of my cosplay group that was today, i am bringing them to you
Supernatural Sentence Starters
âI wish i couldnât feel a damn thing.â âDriver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.â âI think iâm adorableâ âI lost my shoeâ âIâm sorry i havenât hung up the âHang in thereâ kitty poster yet, ____â âPlease accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarityâ âKids ainât supposed to be grateful! Theyâre suppose to eat your food, break your heart!â âAnd youâre⌠well, iâm sure you have a wonderful personality, dear.â âDude, you fugly.â âI found a liquor store, and i drank it.â âYou fudginâ touch me again iâll fudginâ kill you!â âIâm not going to die in a hospital where the nurses arenât even hot.â âYou better take care of that car or i swear iâll haunt your ass!â âNo one in the history of tortureâs been tortured with the torture like the torture youâll be tortured with.â âNot you, or me. ____ of course is an abomination. Weâll just have to find someone else.â âDude. Youâre not gonna poke her with a stick!â â___, weâve talked about this. Personal space?â âWeâre all going to hell. Might as well enjoy the ride.â âIâm the oldest which means iâm always right.â âYou donât have to be ruled by fate. You can choose freedom. And i still believe thatâs something worth fighting for.â âHey, assbutt!â âI swear the next person who askâs me if iâm okay, iâm going to start throwing punches.â âWell boohoo, Iâm sorry your feelings are hurt, Princess.â â__, youâre my brother, and i love you, but youâre a great big bag of dicks.â âLet me tell you, whoever said ___ was the dysfunctional one has never seen you with a sharp object in your hands.â âI hope your apple pie is freakinâ worth it!â
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âno you didnât get me! itâs an electric drill. if you get me, you kill me!â
âdonald duck never wore pants, but when he got out the shower he always put a towel around his waist. i mean, whatâs that about??â
âthey ate my last stick of um, so i killed them. do you think that was wrong?â
âwow iâm a duck i go quack quack iâm happy all the time!â
âso i canât fire joseph, but i can sleep with his wife.â
âitâs not me, itâs my character!â
âhe seduces his coworkers wives for sport and then laughs about it at the watercooler the next day.â
âno freakshow, sheâs fictional!â
âTIME FOR BAYWATCH.â
âwe can just stay in and cook for ourselves? *maniacal laughter*â
âtake off your shirt!â
âyou know those big streetsigns that say merge? i was thinking we could get one to hang over my bed. MERGE!â
âneat! iâm gonna die alone!â
âif iâm gonna be an old lonely man, iâm gonna need a thing. a hook. like that guy on the subway that eats his own face. so i figured iâll be crazy man with a snake. you know CRAZY SNAKE MAN! iâll get more snakes, call them my babies. kidsâll walk past my place and they will run. RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!â
âitâs 6:30 in the morning, weâre not working out. itâs over.â
âso, it looks like this internet thing is here to stay, huh?â
âyeah donât worry about me, iâm fine. FUNG HA!â
âif i helped we could FIND THE FASTER.â
âher ankle is what youâre watching??â
âjust doing her job.â
âwill you marry me? will you⌠marry me? hey. you marry me.â
âno you canât have my jacket, then iâll be cold. you thought you were gonna be cold you shoulda brought your own jacket.â
âHEY! i donât know why i did that.â
âi was making a coconut phone with the professor.â
âmy girlfriend is out there thinking things over, YOU MADE ME GIRLFRIEND THINK!â
âyes, we know there are magazines with pictures of naked women in them.â
âi think itâs great you work here, youâre gonna make a lot of money and hereâs your first tip: donât eat yellow snow.â
âbeing with her has been like being on a vacation..?â
what may be perceived as high maintenance, is merely attention to detail. and⌠generosity of spirit.â
âhave you figured out what started the fire, mr fireman?â
âhold the phone, youâre not elizabethâs dad?â
âboy did we make friends with the wrong sister.â
âi donât think you should say that even when you are healthy.â
âcome on now ya big faker!â
âyes honey, i made it myself.â
ânice camouflage, for a minute there i didnât see you.â
âiâm sorry, we donât have your sheep.â
âiâve just realised i can sleep with my eyes open.â
âlook i took a test and it turns out i do put my career before men.â
âi am not BLAH, i am a HOOT.â
âsomeone on the subway licked my neck, LICKED MY NECK!â
âDEAR GOD THIS PARACHUTE IS A KNAPSACK!â
âall right, rock paper scissors for who has to tell her to leave.â
âsometimes i hold stuff like this and pretend iâm a giant.â
âiâm glad weâre having a rehearsal dinner, i rarely get to practise my meals before i eat.â
âoh that makes me feel warm in my hollow tin chest.â
âi say more dumb things before 9am than most people say all day.â
âhi! i make jokes when iâm uncomfortable.â
âwhy yes, pressing my third nipple, it opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of narnia.â
âcan you lose your virginity again? i feel like mineâs growing back.â
âuntil i was 25 i thought the only response to i love you was oh crap!â
âwe swallow our feelings, even if it means weâre unhappy forever. sounds good?â
âyou know, i donât think i care.â
âSHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!â
Mass Effect sentence starters: All the Whispers
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âJust donât make the mistake I did.â
âThereâs always another mission. None of them are an excuse to make yourself an island.â
âI got a few scratches and dents. I hope they just give me character.â
âConfirmation that my father is working for (âŚ).â
âHelp us!â
âI know what you did.â
âI always have time for you.â
âIt was nothing I couldnât handle.â
âAre you here to kill me?â
âSomewhere deep in the fabric of reality, our actions are recorded and remembered.â
âWhatever you come up with, you can count me in.â
âIt seems there will be no one to mourn me when I die.â
âYouâre the only friend Iâve made in ten years.â
ââŚhell of a fight.â
âThat wonât happen. I see you all when you get back.â
âI watched them die.â
âPeople could get hurt⌠even killed.â
âThis war needs to be won.â
âMy people have a saying - seek the enemy of your enemy, and you will find a friend.â
âYour courage for my people will be remembered.â
âYou wonât be alone in your fight.â
âWe do not wish you harm.â
âIâm willing to do whatâs necessary.â
âIâll march into whatever hell you want, but not with a fake smile on my face.â
âNothing positive about grinning like an idiot.â
âFinish this⌠you promise me!â
âAll Iâve ever done in my entire career is destroy the natural course of the universe.â
âIf you are worthy of your command, prove your strength.â
âItâs so much easier to see the world in black and white; grey⌠I donât know what to do with grey.â
âI have lived a full life⌠no regrets.â
âGood; get it out of the way so we can concentrate on being big goddamn heroes.â
âIâm sorry.â
âGood to have you here.â
âI beg you - do not do this. Please.â
âI know how this will end. But I will not back down - I canât.âÂ
âFace me in single combat, (âŚ).â
âLet me die with honour.â
âWe can handle ourselves.â
âGo back and get (âŚ). Itâs the right choice and you know it.â
âI wanted you to have a normal life. Marriage, children⌠things I could never have.â
âIt has reminded me of what is truly important. Why I swore Iâd lay down my life.â
âNow go back and get (âŚ), and get the hell out of here. You know itâs the right choice.â
âSome souls die in battle, some die in their sleep. And some die for no reason at all.â
âOne day there will be payback for all that my people have suffered.â
âUnder your leadership we canât fail.â
âNo point in hiding from it.â
âSo much space. Walls of stone. Itâs amazing. I wish my friends could see it. I wish (âŚ) were here.â
âThere is only one way to save (âŚ).â
âI made the mistake of trusting you - believing you were my friend. I was a fool.â
âWell, looks like I was the only one to make it out alive.âÂ
âI just want to know - is the person I followed to hell and back still in there? Somewhere?â
âDo we deserve death?â
âI ask forgiveness.â
âScrew that - I can hold them off!â
âEverything my people will ever be depends on it.â
âI hear we have a galaxy to save.â
âI donât have what you do. That fire that makes some willing to follow you into hell itself.â
âI understand. Good luck. I hope weâll see each other again.â
âYou just spared our race another genocide.â
âYouâre picking that thing over us?â
âIâm still human. I make mistakes like everyone else.â
âYou are a great protector. But some things are beyond even you.â
âItâs a hell of a job, isnât it? Being the good guys.â
âSomeone else might have gotten it wrong.â
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âwell, no problem, weâll just use it to stop the bleeding.â
âthis is huge! this is bigger than huge this is - whatâs bigger than huge?â
âoh iâm so sorry, i just gave away the ending didnât i?â
âi mean - how, how did this happen?â
âi mean isnât that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic?â
âso what the hell happened to you?â
âthere was always this little voice inside my head that kept saying its never going to happen.â
âi never wouldâve gone for it with her if it hadnât been for you.â
âhow is that a silver lining?â
âyou want to know what iâm thinking?â
âi was trying to spare your feelings.â
âokay, you have to stop the q-tip when thereâs resistance!â
âokay, sweetheart, iâll see you later.â
âyou think you could close your eyes for just a sec?â
âi sort of did a stupid thing last night.â
âokay, ______, why donât you just go get dressed and be on your way.â
âyouâre not pathetic, youâre just sad.â
âthis is about your horrible mistake.â
âokay, youâre going to have to not touch my ass.â
âyouâre sure heâs going to be able to crack that code?â
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SIX MOVIES IâLL ALWAYS WATCH //
tagged by @lacusmors
i. the fall ii. pride iii. deadpool iv. the giver v. harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban vi. the winter tale
tagging: @drakonhesperios, @lesoutien, @peaceific, @teresatheimmune & anyone else who wants to do this !!
unrequited love/infidelity starter sentences
âIâve been fucking the neighbour, okay?!â âWe havenât been intimate in weeks. That must say something about how I make you feel.â âI was only ever here because I pitied you⌠and then it escalated and I didnât know how to get out.â âTo me youâre nothing more than a mercy fuck.â âI canât believe you were lying to me all this time.â âThere is nothing I want more than to be with you, but I canât.â âYouâre nothing but a warm mouth to me.â âYou canât just lead me on for weeks and expect me to be okay with that all being made up!â âNo, Iâm not okay! You hurt me and now you expect me to feel sorry for you? You canât blame your mistakes on your âproblemsâ all the time, okay?! I thought you loved me!â âI canât believe you actually thought I was in love with you.â âI knew you were cheating on me. Well, guess what: last night I cheated on you too. I wanted you to know what it felt like.â âI had no idea you felt like that about me. I thought you were just interested in me as a friend. Iâm sorry.â âI wasnât leading you on! We were just having fun, right? Itâs not my fault you got your hopes up.â âWoah, it was a one night stand, nothing more, okay?â âYou mean this as a sex only thing, right? I donât do relationships.â âNo, you canât come over. Iâm married and have kids. Wrap your head around that.â âIf you thought I could ever be into you like that, you thought wrong.â âYouâre not my type.â âSo, who is it that youâre fucking? Is he/she hotter than me? Younger? What is it?â âOh my god, youâre in love with me, arenât you?â âIâve met someone.â âYouâre getting too clingy. I donât like them when they get clingy.â âYou just donât make me happy anymore. Itâs as simple as that.â âDo you even still love me? Or have you just grown bored with me? What is it? I canât go on not knowing anymore.â âSo now you want me to believe that you didnât want to fuck him/her?! Like that sort of thing happens as a mistakeâ Or, you meanâŚ?â âWe fell in love too quickly for me to realise what I was getting myself into. This wasnât a good idea.â âPlease just kiss me one last time?â
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[text] I spy with my little eye someone who looks very good in that underwear⌠[text] I know what you did last summer. [text] Roses are red, violets are blue, you donât know me, but I do know you. [text] You think youâre safe now youâre tucked away under your blankets, but I can see you. [text] Iâve got your keys. [text] Donât move, you look beautiful in these pictures Iâm taking. [text] Iâm sorry if I left your kitchen in a state, I had to rush out when I saw you were home early⌠Donât worry, Iâll be back tomorrow to clean it up. [text] Iâm sorry if I disturbed your sleep last night, I just really wanted to see you up close. [text] How are you feeling? I might have put something in your toothpaste⌠[text] Unless you want the whole internet to see you naked, you better do as I tell you. [text] Donât worry, your child/pet is safe with me⌠[text] How are you doing today, dear? Isnât it a wonderful day to die? [text] Humans are such easy prey, donât you think? [text] R.I.P. [text] You thought you had it badly as a child? Just wait until I get my hands on you. [text] Are you ready to play? [text] Thereâs something under your bed⌠Or should I say, someone? [text] Iâm your number one fan.
House of Cards sentence starters
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âI have no patience for useless things.â
âWeâre in the same boat now. Take care not to tip it over. I can only save one of us from drowning.â
âWeâre in a very gray area. Ethically. Legally. Which Iâm okay with.â
âWhat a martyr craves more than anything is a sword to fall on.â
âNobody can hear you. Nobody cares about you. Nothing will come of this.â
âI know all about hate. It starts in your gut, deep down here, where it stirs and churns. And then it rises.â
âYou havenât earned the right to be treated as an adult.â
âSo you think when a woman asks to be treated with respect, thatâs arrogance?â
âYou donât want to work anywhere youâre not willing to get fired from.â
âTreading water is the same as drowning, for people like you and me.â
âLove of family: most politicians are permanently chained to that slogan, family values. But when you cozy up to hookers and I find out, I will make that hypocrisy hurt.â
âHe believes that if a fridge falls off a minivan, you better swerve out of its way. I believe itâs the fridgeâs job to swerve out of mine.â
âJust making an observation.â
âAre you letting pride cloud your judgment?â
âIâm the only person who believes in you, but maybe thatâs one too many.â
âMaybe they were right. Maybe you are worthless.â
âI promise youâll never be bored.â
âHe was the only one who understood me. He didnât put me on some pedestal.â
âThe most youâll ever make of yourself is blowing men like me.â
âI can smell the cock on your breath from here.â
âHeâd never go for you. Youâre too intimidating.â
âIâve been doing this a long time. I know when Iâve scraped all the shit off the shoe.â
âDo you get off on this or something?â
âThereâs no better way to overpower a trickle of doubt than with a flood of naked truth.â
âI have to put fear in other people.â
âI have to be ruthless, because failure is not an option.â
âIâm not going to lie. I despise children. There. Iâve said it.â
âEverything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power.â
âIf I didnât think you were such a liability to yourself, I might even like you.â
âI have zero tolerance for betrayal, which they will soon indelibly learn.â
âWhen did that happen?â
âYou donât understand. Iâm not afraid of you anymore.â
âIâve known everything from the beginning.â
âIâm not here to punish you or to tell you to stop. I just thought I should open those big bright eyes.â
âI wanted to be significant.â
âI envy your free spirit, and Iâm attracted to it, but not all of us have that luxury.â
âYou had a choice. You chose not to be free.â
âSuccess is a mixture of preparation and luck.â
âDecisions based on emotion arenât decisions, at all. Theyâre instincts. Which can be of value.â
âHe doesnât measure his wealth in private jets, but purchased souls.â
âOf all the things I hold in high regards, rules are not one of them.â
âYou have a reputation for pragmatism.â
âYou canât purchase loyalty. Not the sort I have in mind. If you want to earn my loyalty, then you have to offer yours in return.â
âNow, the humane way to do it is to make it quick.â
âI took a chance, showed up at your house and placed myself at your feet.â
âI have been fearless. But, you know what? Iâm really fucking scared this time.â
âGrief demands an answer, but sometimes there isnât one.â
âIf we never did anything we shouldnât do, weâd never feel good about doing the things we should.â
âItâs personal for me now. I donât have a choice, but you still do.â
âStick a knife in its heart and put an apple in its mouth, I wonât shed a tear.â
âThere is no sacred ground for the conquered.â
âYou may have all the money, but I have all the men with guns.â
âYouâre nothing. Youâre a parasite.â
âIâm not who you want to be your poster girl.â
âIâve never thought higher of her than I do at this moment.â
âDo you think Iâm a hypocrite? Well, you should. I wouldnât disagree with you.â
âI ainât one for lookinâ back. Eyes ahead.â
âFrom the lionâs den to a pack of wolves. When youâre fresh meat, kill and throw them something fresher.â
âI donât know whether to be proud or terrified. Perhaps both.â
âSeduce him, give him your heart. Cut it out and put it in his fucking hands.â
âIâve done what I have to do. Now you do what you have to do.â
âI said I would take the fall for you. And now I give you the means to make that happen.â
âPower is better than money, for as long as it lasts. But it never lasts.â
âWhat is wrong with you?! Why canât you just leave me be?!â
âAll you have ever done is fuck up my life!â
âSuch a waste of talent.â
âDiscuss is probably the wrong word. They talk while I sit quietly and imagine their lightly salted faces frying in a skillet.â
âMoney is the McMansion in Sarasota that starts falling apart after ten years, power is the old stone building that stands for centuries. I cannot respect someone who does not see the difference.â
âMoments like this require someone who will act. To do the unpleasant thing. The necessary thing.â
âThere are two kinds of pain. The sort of pain that makes you strong. Or useless pain. The sort of pain thatâs only suffering.â
âLetâs make him suffer.â
Deep Ass Sentence Starters
âWhen you think about people who have died, do you picture them anywhere?â âSometimes it freaks me out that everyone around me has a life as complex and real as my own.â âDo you sometimes suddenly hear your own heartbeat and feel sick because⌠What if it suddenly stops or something?â âI sometimes just want something really bad to happen to me. Something thatâs just really awful. I donât know why⌠Do you get that too?â âI canât stand the thought that I donât know whatâs going to happen to the world in hundreds of years.â âDoes thinking about Primary School make you sad, or happy?â âMost pets we keep only become a fraction of our age. Do you think that if theyâd know this, theyâd call us gods?â âWhat are you more afraid of, space or the ocean?â âThereâs no way anyone can tick everything off their bucket list. We all want too much. Itâs frustrating.â âDo you think weâre in control of our lives, generally? Or do you think we just think we are?â âIf you knew you were going to die next week, would you tell people or live the way you were till the end?â âI think most people remember the exact moment they realised they were grown up. Because of something said to them, or something they saw⌠Do you remember that moment?â âOne of us is going to die first. Do you think weâll still know each other to find out who?â âDo you think weâre all capable of murder when it comes down to it?â âIâm so afraid of the moment you know youâre going to die.â âAre there things people have said to you that have legitimately changed you?â âWhy do people fear losing things that they donât even have yet?â âHow do I know you even have a consciousness? I canât know.â âWhat do you think our purpose is?â âWhat if everything is just a coincidence? For instance: What if gravity doesnât exist? Everything has just always coincidentally fallen to the ground.â âIf nothing else, we at least won the sperm race.â âIf you could send a message to the entire world, what would you say in 30 seconds?â âDo you think other peopleâs judgments motivate us or hold us back?â âIf karma was coming back to you, would it help or hurt you?â âRight, weâve probably had enough alcohol for the rest of the night. Weâre getting way too philosophical.â
nightmare starters
âWake up! Wake up! Itâs just a dream!â âWhat were you dreaming aboutâŚ? You were shoutingâŚâ âI woke up because you were screaming so loudly.â âShhâ No, no, donât panic, love. Youâre safe now.â âIt was so real! I swear! He/she was here!â âI donât ever want to sleep again. What ifâ what if I dream about that again?â âIf you tell me, itâll go away. Thatâs what my mum/dad always told me and itâs never failed me.â âDo you want to go back to sleep, or shall I make you a cup of tea?â âI donât want to go back to sleepâŚâ âIâm so scared⌠I canât stop seeing what I just saw. It was so vivid!â âThereâs really nobody here, okay? Do you need me to show you around to prove that to you?â âHow do I know Iâm not still dreaming? Youâre acting really strangely.â âLetâs get you to the shower, youâre covered in sweat.â âThereâs really nobody else here.â âYouâve got a really bad fever. That must have caused those weird dreams.â âI donât even know what a peaceful nightâs sleep is like anymore.â âI canât do this anymore. These nightmares have to stopâŚâ âShh, it was just a bad dream. Just a dream, okay? None of it was real.â âI canât go back to sleep after that. I need coffeeâ no, I need a drink, a stiff one.â âHow long have you been having these nightmares?â âIâve had nightmares all my life, but theyâve been really bad recently.â âYou get so worked up before you go to sleep, maybe you should try to relax a bit more. Maybe then youâll get some rest?â âIâd kill for a peaceful nightâs sleep.â âA dream catcher? Honestly? Iâm not a child.â âNothingâs ever helped this. I just need to learn to live with the fact that sleeping will always be a nightmare, literally.â âIâm so tired⌠but thereâs no way Iâm going back to sleep after that.â