Bucky Barnes is Life

Hi I was born in 1992, I'm well into adulthood 💗 I'm just here because I love Bucky Barnes 💗 Pronouns: she/her

[spicymochi]

puppy courage and kipper

[dailyteamcap]

“Cap, how do we know the good guys from the bad guys?” “If they’re shooting at you they’re bad.”

[casket-girlie]

Yeah running water is cool but uuh. You do know that if you use it to pour enough water into a container you can put your head in it and drown and DIE??? Yeah this is crazy and evil and sad. What if a kid does that. This is why I propose the idea to make it so people pay 200000$ every time they use the sink!!! This is because no child has that much money so they are physically unable to harm themselves <3 Wdym this is insane and we shouldn't be paying 200000$ just to get a glass of water. There are no ulterior motives. No it's not about taking your money. This is for child safety. Don't you want children to be safe??? You evil sicko freak. What's wrong with you for thinking this is wrong and won't work.

[nerdbrazil]

[nocturneblot-deactivated2026032]

I just noticed the headline on the newspaper that Kendra is reading!!! The byline is Lois'!!!

Lois said she was going to break up with him but did everything in her power to save him! She used all her contacts, wrote front page articles, broke the law and entered a pocket dimension. She just wanted to bring him home safe <3

[tiburongotico]

please don’t ask me how i did this, i don’t know, anyway

[biocrafthero]

diagram of using social media

[michaelwheelers]

SUPERMAN (2025) SUPERMAN: THE MOVIE (1978)

[kal8elle]

Clark’s boyhood bedroom at the Kent farm

[aolihui]

[loganmeowlett]

i have artblock so have my favourite guys (gays)

[akodsamaka]

You know what ? I liked sharing my headcanons for clint, so this is part 2:

One of my other favorite characters is Logan, so here are some headcanons for him:

◇ He has a pair of molars that face inwards (some animals have this. It helps with crushing a preys bones or smt)

◇ Can see really well in the dark

◇ Has chronic pain (ligaments are not made to support metal bones people, ✨️human (mutant ?) anatomy ✨️)

◇ Likes walking on four limbs (less painn) (the position redistributes the weight in a way that reduces the pressure on his joints)

◇ Talking about weight: he's a lot heavier than his size implies, the x-mens learned that the hard way

◇ Sharp ass teeth

◇ Fighting style = animal like, basically one himself

◇ Has a feral side

◇ (Oh, and he calls the school members "pack" in his mind cuz why not)

[basil-bird]

superman textposts (5/?)

[veralapulgaviajera]

Keeping up w the thunderbolts ep 2!

I have so much fun making these

This one's for everyone who asked for more <3

[sambambucky]

im just saying what if u were a hot baker with a bright smile and a fat ass and one of your regular surly customers who tries to flirt by arguing but always gives up mid sentence when you turn around to ring him up shows up at your lucrative side job as an erotic dancer .. then what

[sambambucky]

youd have to be like . what are you doing here. and he would have to be like what are you doing here. and maybe your face is done but youre still in your transit outfit so you stare at each other until grumpy who always orders a whole pie along with whatever you recommend looks at you and says something like the food is good. so you have to be like. huh? how would you know that have you been here before. are you having dinner at a strip club. and . he has to be like. maybe. and maybe he knew about cake boss this whole time .

[hornymotionalcookie]

Why am I seeing Bucky's hyper observant self recognizing Sam as the Caked Boss dancer because of the way he ties the apron string? And because Sam has such a generous backside, the way the string sits on it is unforgettable.

But what's the kinda knot Sam uses to secure his aprons?

[questinwitchface]

Idk anything about knots, but I'm envisioning a perfect sideways bow? Like the loops are on one side and the strings are on the other, and it wouldn't necessarily be anything special except that it's *perfectly even* every time. It's really satisfying to look at, both from an artistic standpoint and a horny one.

[sambambucky]

it's like. bucky already knows he has a competency kink. thats been a long standing thing, a foundational thing. hes always liked when guys are good at stuff, and he's especially easy for the ones that aren't shy about their proficiencies. when he's feeling particularly snobbish, he says thats why the bouncers know his name down at the stripclub around the corner from his apartment. the dancers are all just, very good at what they do.

what he's less forthcoming about is his keen eye and penchant for remembering small, insignificant details.

he keeps that to himself, usually. has been told once or twice, that it's weird, that a lot of his tendencies are weird. so he's also been trying to keep cool about his crush on the new baker at his local coffee shop. he's a customer, he doesn't want to make anyone uncomfortable. he likes coming here.

but when Sam - Sam, with the warm brown eyes and a smile for everyone despite the air of fatigue around him - rushes in late one morning, turning to tie his apron on in one big perfectly symmetrical, very familiar sideways bow at the small of his back, bucky makes a noise that betrays himself in a way he hasn't done in a long time

[blueshades24]

I think one of the more underrated aspects about Clark in Superman (2025) is when he actually tries to be cool.

David Corenswet once talked about how Superman’s trunks looking silly shows how he doesn’t want to look cool or intimidating, how he’d rather be silly and approachable. And that’s one of my favorite things about Clark, how he’s so unapologetic about being earnest, sincere, and corny. Which makes the times he suddenly does care about being cool even funnier.

When Lois describes herself as punk rock he calls himself punk rock as well (and gets a little miffed when Lois goes all fandom gatekeeper on him). He also listens to music he thinks is edgy even if it actually isn’t, and tries to act cool and nonchalant during the interview scene (“Superman doesn’t have time for selfies”). And of course we can’t forget how he smoothly invites her for another interview only to break into the biggest, goofiest smile when she says she loves him.

Of course, he also drops bangers like saying kindness and trust are the real punk rock and makes being sincere and corny the coolest thing ever, but it’s fun to watch him stumble over himself too.

Also, most of the moments he tries to be cool happen when he’s with Lois, and I think that’s just adorable.

[iheartpenguinn]