Everything Sucks!

but fandoms do not... Criminal Minds, Harry Potter, Marvel, Sherlock, Psych, Eureka, and so many more.

[la-laborista-republiko]

Y'know what I really fuckin hate?

Tiny houses.

Not the concept, the notion, the Platonic ideal of a low-cost low-impact high-efficiency dwelling. That’s great. That’s awesome.

What really imagines my dragons is that in practice about 9 times out of 10 tiny house communities are just a way for rich hipsters to finally fulfil their greatest fantasy:

They found a way to fucking gentrify the trailer park

[poiplefunguy]

listen i know you’re making a point here but i cant stop thinking about ‘imagines my dragons’

[falseknees]

Finished is better than terrible

[selkiewizard]

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

[jabberding0]

how it's done

[sileana]

…and at the end, he takes a bite because it’s all chocolate.

[ekjohnston]

🤣🤣🤣

But seriously, my favourite part is him eating a sandwich because that might mean he has a union.

(You know that box in the basement where you go if you blow a fuse? This is how you set it up. So all the lights and appliances and what not funnel into those wires, and then into the board.)

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

“ao3 always receives more funds and donations than what they ask for” yeah that’s because people love a place that actually protects all fanfics, art and artists against censorship, purity culture and capitalism. shocking, I know

[sunflowerlovergirl]

[hatesaltrat]

The road to the childrens’ hospital

@swedishfalcon-actual

[enchantingsorceress]

I hope this joke outlives the context that made it, leaving future generations baffled.

[darth-memes]

[yallstar]

ao3 will give fair warning for maintenance and out loud i'm all "okay cool thx" but inside every fandom obsession i've ever had is suddenly clawing at the walls like "brodeo, if you don't read five million k of fanfic in those exact 20hrs of downtime ur gonna explode and die"

[transformativeworks]

We have a little more than 12 hours left to Prepare. Make sure you have Too Many Tabs open, and to hit the Entire Work button, and download some things just in case.

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[bogleech]

That boy is more sushi than robot by now.

[xoxo-ben-xoxo]

enough mpreg. give him mpostpartum depression

[terpsikeraunos]

frankenstein (1818)

[rosedavid]

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

[clownwix]

Commission for @butchbuckys ! Thank you ☺️

[h-l-w]

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[theartofangirling]

it’s that time of year again

[googlepliers]

Happy 21st of September!

[sightofsea]

love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

[everythingfox]

His throwing skills only get better