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Reminder again that TVDU stans need to learn how to actually pay attention to the show and stop making up fanfiction and passing it off as canon

1. A Ripper is someone with a blood condition that makes them go crazy at the sight of it and they feel immense guilt afterwards. Kol never went crazy at the mere sight of blood and when he killed he didn't feel guilty. He's not a Ripper.

2. Rebekah was only ever shown turning before Klaus, not Finn not Mikael not Kol not Elijah, we never saw them turn so you can't say she turned before them. So stop saying she's first.

3. Mikael was first. Esther did not wait til afterwards to make him a special original because by time she wanted to stop her kids she herself was already dead. He's also not even an upgraded version.

4. Her name is Hope Andrea Mikaelson, not Hope Andrea Rebekah Mikaelson. Lame Rebekah stans keep throwing her name in their and saying it's canon. It's not.

5. Josie has no known canon middle name ever stated in show. The closest we actually have is Lucas as the actress has mentioned it. Olivia is 1000000% fan made. Lucas also makes much more sense because he died saving Jo and if he hadn't the twins never would have been born. Olivia didn't do much of anything for them that wasn't also for her own gain.

6. Hayley/Andrea has no known canon middle names. Stans claim it is Andrea Elizabeth Labonair and Hayley Jane Marshall for no other reason than the fact the actress full name is Phoebe Jane Elizabeth Tonkin. That's not how it works.

7. Klaus Elijah Finn Henrik were not witches when they were younger/alive. Just like with werewolves you are not automatically born with power it has to be activated. Hope was 8 months old, Freya was 5 years old, Kol was <7, Bonnie was 16. Finn didn't get his til after possessing Vincent.

8. No you cannot be a witch and a werewolf with both sides active at the same time. Once you trigger the werewolf side the witch side goes away. When Inadu turned her witch tribe into werewolves she erased the witch magic from their bloodline. Otherwise every single werewolf in history including Tyler would also be a witch and not once was that ever shown.

9. Vincent is baby Nik's father but we have no way of knowing for sure who is his biological mother so stop saying it's official he's a were witch because if it's Freya then he's just a witch. Even if it's keelin he still wouldn't be a werewitch.

10. Tatia was not the first Dopplerganger. She's the 10th. Dopplergangers have appeared once a century since 1ad. How else would Esther and Ayana know she's a Dopplerganger if she's the first? How would Markos make a spell to draw the Dopplergangers to each other if they don't exist for another 500 years? Y'all only assume she's first because she's called the original. Esther is also called the original witch but she's not the first witch.

11. An unsired hybrid refers to a hybrid that is not sirelinked to an original vampire. You can still be sirebonded to someone without being sirelinked. Elena was sirebonded to Damon but she was not sirelinked to him and would die if he died. Dwayne from season 1 was the very first unsired hybrid. Not Hayley. He turned in the same way as Hayley, by Hopes blood but months earlier.

12. Lizzie did not have romantic feelings for Hope. She was sirebonded because of a subconscious gratitude to not have to merge

13. Stefanie middle name is not revealed, Jenna Rose is purely fanfiction

14. Yes Nadia had kids. The only reason she herself was even shown to exist was to explain how Elena could exist. That did not change in season 5. Nothing of the Dopplergangers story changed. Y'all assumed it takes 500 years because it took Klaus 500 years to find Katherine in 1492. Y'all assumed Tatia was first because the Mikaelson children assumed Tatia was the original model (just a normal woman). Klaus didn't know the truth so y'all based everything on what he knew. And Nadia was 30 when she turned, people had kids a lot younger then. Her child was likely grown or she's just a hypocrite. But the child does exist.

15. Henrik could not ever be brought back because he didn't go to the other side. He died as a non supernatural human.

#TVDU #kol mikaelson #Klaus Mikaelson #tvd #Rebekah Mikaelson #josette Saltzman #tatia #witch #werewolf

shamelessparallels

For literally no reason other than lazy stupidity, this character for decades been wrongly called Lucian Bole by people who claim to be fans. It's Miles Bletchley. Says so on IMDB, wikia, casting.

#Lucian Bole #Miles Bletchley #NOT Lucian Bole #David Churchyard #Slytherin Keeper

heavenlymorals

I don't know if you noticed but at a comic con Alex deliberately addressed Heahmund as Ivar's LOVER, then jokingly corrected himself and said Ivar's "friend".

See? Everyone but Hirst admitted that Heavar was a thing. Damn you Hirst

Ajdhajshsdjjw I remember that clip! AND HE'S 100% RIGHT 😠❤

Listen listen listen, I still have no idea what was going on with those two, but it definitely had a hint of ✨f r u i t✨

I just adored their dynamic, even with how little of it we were blessed with. Let's be honest, if one of them were a female, they would've fucked or at least had more time together.

All I'm saying is that if it were up to me, they would've made out in a...church or something..., right over Cuthred's dead body.

Love ya, anon ❤

gayspacemonk

Tbh Ivar takes the hot girl summer crown of the series, my guy was 19/20 and being the fucking Sun Tzu of Norway, killed his brother for making fun of him, went up against his other brothers, kidnapped a hot older guy, became king, married a pretty girl, ascended to (delusional) godhood, got detroned by his older brother, went backpacking, got kidnapped this time by another hot older guy (psychotic edition) and as far as I know is having his own version of "settling down" = raising a child with his sugar daddy while being shown around like a lap dog and scheming about revenge

ivarthebadbitch

We used to watch over you. We knew that when your eyes turned blue, you were in great danger of hurting yourself. And we would say, "Not today, Ivar. Not today."

(requested by anonymous)

fromdusks

anyway brandon farris and cameron domasky are my new favorite youtube duo i'm

ngatwa

WandaVision: 1.9 The Series Finale (2021) Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022) Agatha All Along: 1.6 Familiar by Thy Side (2024)

amigasaurus143

Agatha is right but Wanda was not. She broke the rules for her own desires and hurt a lot of innocent people in the process. He broke the rules to save the world. Totally different.

rhaenyratargeryen

Rio… She’s Death.

wayoffbeat

(x)

mizumanta

Someone has never grown up as a boy

cheshireinthemiddle

Oh look, someone who has never grown up as a male, assuming how males grow up. That we don’t get told the same thing. you’ll fit right into to tumblr.

“man up”

“men don’t cry”

“be a man”

“that’s not manly”

“get muscles”

“eat meat”

“play with action figures instead”

“be loud”

“No hitting girls ”(but not boys)

“be tough”

“men protect girls even at the cost of their lives” (check like…any action children’s movie or…adult movie)

“It isn’t manly to do that.”

“boys are dirty”

“snips, snails, and puppy dog tails”

“boys are stupid”

And it is even worse if you are gay growing up and your parents don’t approve (like most gay people growing up over the past 20 years in the US)

“no cooking, that isn’t manly”

“you need guy friends”

“go to the gym”

“be sure to work hard enough to support two people. you might get married someday”

“go hit on girls”

“pay for meals for girls”

“that’s what boys are supposed to do”

Maybe shut your biased one-sided mouth and stop spreading misinformation. This kind of thing is why the struggles of men are joked about and not taken seriously. Men must lead perfect lives and thus have nothing to worry about. We don’t worry about men who are overweight because they must not have any struggles from that. We don’t need to help the majority of depression victims because they’re men. We don’t need to help the majority of violence victims because they’re men. We can just laugh a man getting his penis cut off and put into a garbage disposal. It’s only a man.

mizumanta

I grew up being told what it is to be a man every step through my life. I was told that men have muscles, eat a lot, and get dirty. In most of the books I read and kids movies I watched, I was told that I need to risk my life for women. “women and children first”, “never hit a woman” (even if she was the one attacking), “protect women” (instead of protect people). I was told that their lives are held more value than mine.

I was told to grow up and find a good job, not for me, but so that I would be found attractive by a girl and so that I could spend money on her to make her happy, but not expecting the same treatment. I was told to date women by picking them up, driving them to a restaurant, paying tons of money on them, buy them a gift, and drop them off. Of course none of the girls that I went to school with were told to do the same thing. ”Because that’s what being a man is.”

I was told that I wasn’t aloud to cook because “it wasn’t manly enough”, even though it’s what I liked to do. Even though I didn’t have any friends and didn’t like going outside, I was forced out because “boys like to run around and get dirty”. I was told that women don’t like flabby men and that I should get thinner (more manly) to attract a woman.

How dare you assume that I as a boy was not constantly told what it is to be a man. How dare you spread that only women get told that.

It’s a horrible thing when influential people spread misinformation like this because more often than not, people will believe you, whether you know what you’re talking about or not.

humanslothking

Exactly! It’s okay to address female issues (especially one’s that are unique to them) but don’t turn a blind eye towards all the shitty expectations that are thrown into men and wave that bullshit, “male privilege” card around.

nietzschesghost-deactivated2014

The only correct answer to that (to me) should be “I don’t know I was raised as X so my knowledge of what it is like to be Y is non-existent or at least missing large parts” .

cheshireinthemiddle

Men are only seen as “people” rather than men when theyre victimized.

damnfandomproblems

Fandom Problem #6513:

People who confuse fanon for canon annoys me, 99.99% of people can headcanon it doesnt mean its canon

#TVD stans are the worst at it imo

tremordusk

*proceeds to sob*

ngatwa

amigasaurus143

Lady your tags are seriously deranged

ngatwa

finnicksannie

Billy is a gay emo witchy kid whose parents seem totally chill with him turning his room into a seance (and probably have financially supported it, I don’t think summers at the Hokey Pokey bowl would fund all that) and have an open invitation for his boyfriend to come over for dinner (and make said boyfriend’s favorite meal in anticipation). In short: the Kaplans seem accepting and loving as FUCK.

Of course Billy’s not going to immediately and unquestioningly claim a woman he’s never met (who as far he knows was willing to let him “die”) as his mother over them. Would you?????????