beware of caps lock

did you give me a chill pill?

[bryonycloud]

[paynearok]

Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

[thenoodlebooty]

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

[latinagabi]

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

[salt-water-chardonnay-blog-blog]

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

[nega-che-chalaga-deactivated201]

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

[farufox]

It got better

[logical-ladle-deactivated201401]

Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

[strongintherealgay]

This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

[lanadelphoxx]

I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT

[althor42]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.

[skadi-again-again-deactivated20]

archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles, doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut - character, sprinkles - character, glaze - character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU - doughnutverse, omg i don’t even know, knotting

[hezzer19]

OMG LMAO!  Graphic Depictions of Gluten!!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHA

[sleepy--dinosaur]

Lol @coupdefoudrey @kyloshipsreylo 🍩

[bezosbaldhead-deactivated202007]

Vine: hEY GUYS me and my bro Jason are here jus chillin eating some DONUTS and- JASON WHYD U THROW A DONUT AT M-

[blankvhs]

does anyone else have the phrase “HAGS” scrawled all over their middle school yearbooks

[blankvhs]

it stands for ‘have a great summer’ but i like to imagine that my classmates were warning me of impending witch attacks

[everydaylouie]

pigeon bakery

[incaseyouart]

WHAT THE HECK THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER LOOK HOW FAT THE LITTLE BIRB IS

[danicoro]

@xannerz

[kieraplease]

I tweeted wot n tarnation and someone replied with these. I’m crying?????

[auwucard]

@sonofhistory im crying

[low-budget-mulan]

@thebashfulhound

[thebashfulhound-deactivated2017]

YES!

[amiihann]

what in moon crystal halation

[adulthoodisokay]

i enjoyed this very much, thank you andrew huang.

[ambris]

My first thought was “No way that also is a decent song”.

I STAND CORRECTED

[saddest-cat-hours]

[this-is-me-irl]

[squidplatoon]

When your mom is catholic and tries to be hip

[gimmekurtisconner]

a conversation with god.

[spoonmeb]

“You seem like a cool guy”

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

😂😭😭😭😭 This was a masterpiece

[amiihann]

“human number 3586B”

[fenomenally]

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL 2017 IS JUST AN ENDLESS SHITTY MEME

[amiihann]

WHY ARE WE STILL HERE

[felderwin]

my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes “FART” (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says “wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake”

[agnesmontague]

i googled this bc i desperately wanted this to be real, and guess what…it is.

the dude’s name was su dongpo (also known as su shi). his original poem went like this:

稽首天中天，

毫光照大千，

八風吹不動，

端坐紫金蓮

(Humbly bowed my head below all skies Minutest lights shine through my deepest bounds Immovable by strong winds from eight sides Upon purplish gold lotus I seated straightly by the low mound) (x)

on which his friend wrote “放屁” (fart, literally), and you know the rest.

(here’s a chinese source for the skeptics)

[amiihann]

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

[marmoraskeith]

I heard vine compilations were a thing

[firefliesandacorns]

I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”

[noella-bella]

@leatardian milk girl

[weloveshortvideos]

there’s a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! there’s a fucking lama!

[theintrovertnation]

Heart or Reblog if you can relate to any of These!

Join the Introvert Nation

[pajamabees-deactivated20201129]

is that artwork of Aph Germany

[amiihann]

this is LITERALLY the only think you will notice

[browsedankmemes]

[amiihann]

reblog for wholesome chan

[discardingimages]

beware the ides of March

assassination of Julius Caesar, Chronicle of Baudouin d'Avesnes, Bruges ca. 1473-1480.

British Library, Royal 18 E V, fol. 355v

[amiihann]

the two guys in the left corner looks just like the spongebob “boi” meme

and props to the guy in the upper right just...clapping...

[buttboatt]

Do u ever just ship something TOO HARD