mori

it’s me, ya boi, “one of those sprawling flamboyant patterns committing every artistic sin” (24) (future mayor of Hell) pfp by @mebis-art-dump

[escuerzoresucitado]

KATHY LAM 黑山

[bloominflowers]

i guess i like these guys a lot 💆‍♀️

[mothbvnny]

based on popular media and literature I have gleaned the following about bar owners:

If you're a man and you're a bar owner: chances are you never grew up and you just needed a place for you and your frat brothers to meet up post-degree and kids

If you're a woman and you're a bar owner: you're a boss babe widow who runs the place like a well-oiled machine and is a cover for a safehouse. You're establishment is neutral and you are out of the game but still in the loop.

If you're a couple and y'all own a bar: swingers.

[spicymochi]

choose a tiny creature wearing a hat

[xtinedancefit]

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.

[sister-daniels-titty-window]

EVERYONE SHUT UP IF YOU LIKE POSTS TAGGED HALLOWEEN THE LIKE TURNS INTO A PUMKPIN!!!!!! 🎃

[themetalhiro]

I have 1 hour left on book 2. Here’s my thoughts on that.

(NO SPOILERS I WILL SHOOT)

[ace-artemis-fanartist]

Finished book 3, and still think the only reason they aren’t a poly is that no one told Kaladin what a poly is.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

[wlwaluigi]

listen she may have just been humoring you but even my limited experience with Romanian nuns has taught me that there is one thing they are absolutely dead serious about and it is their multi-generational fear of vampires

[vampires-official]

official vampire post

[roboco-san]

the distortion of "there is potential profit we did not earn" as "there is money we lost" is fascinating and disgusting to me. "megamediaconglomerate lost $1,000,000,000 to piracy this year" is a flat out lie. it is not true. they did not have a billion dollars, that they now do not have. they felt entitled to one billion dollars, that they did not have, and still do not have. it's an infuriating perversion of the truth

[bananonbinary]

cant believe i lost $1000 when i told some guy at walmart to give it to me and he said no

[lnaliazmcithilien]

every time I do a web search, right at the top I have AI info dumping on me

just give me the top result please

[flootzavut]

Swear in your search request. I know it sounds ridiculous, but the most effective way I've found of it not doing the AI summary is just to add "fucking" go my search.

[aahsokaatano]

Holy shit

[necrxticstardust]

It also seems to get rid of sponsored posts

[icescrabblerjerky]

GUYS THIS FUCKING WORKS OH MY GOD. BEAUTIFUL.

[emwheezie]

Happy black cat day!!

Here are some black cats I've drawn through the years

[enraged-chihuahua]

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

[medianox-astrum]

[eclipxium]

[lemondoddle]

something in fleabag about the names. we see the most intimate, uncomfortable, raw moments in these people's lives and yet half of the main characters don't have names. we call the main character fleabag because not one character throughout the entire series ever addresses her by name. we call her fleabag. no one's asked her a question in forty-five minutes. they make jabs about her need to be the center of attention. they never say her name. we call her fleabag.

[mothbvnny]

oh my gods I didn’t even realize that I don’t know her name

[tytonidyke]

These are so fun to make

[tytonidyke]

@thedisablednaturalist @fagtabulous

Ask and you shall receive!

[inthefallofasparrow]

[tytonidyke]

Love your additions! Birds got that drip

[tytonidyke]

Oh yeah should probably add this one too-

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

I’ve never done this before

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[floral-hydrate]

Sorry this is the best post I’ve seen in a while

[floral-hydrate]

I’ll leave this post alone now

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

This is way too much fun

[floral-hydrate]

I’m not done yet I suppose

[inthefallofasparrow]

[floral-hydrate]

[floral-hydrate]

no no no you dont get it this is all i wanna do now. I love birds I love them I love them

[octy-in-boots]

[octy-in-boots]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[floral-hydrate]

Here’s another

[floral-hydrate]

Your local pigeon

[inthefallofasparrow]

[nicoroni]

@todaysbird

[grayraccoon]

@bigmeatpete69420

[dsmsix]

[dashcon-two]

Prepare yourself.

[alcedeerie]