Cotton Candy

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Riddler to bat reader after they solved the puzzle

Riddler: I still want to know how you managed to get the car on the roof

Bat reader: I can’t reveal all my tricks

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Bat reader talking to Jason

Jason: you know, no one bothered me this much when I was dead

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Batman: is that blood?

Bat reader: No?

Batman: that’s not a question you’re supposed to answer with another question

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Y/n after finding out batman is Bruce Wayne

Y/n : just because you’re basically a zillionaire doesn’t mean you can just buy me presents to gain my silence

Bruce: this isn’t a present, it’s a house

Y/n: that’s my POINT

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Bat reader ended up hospital after doing something stupid

Bat reader: Don’t you have a mission to run

Red Robin: my favourite person is in the hospital the mission can wait

Bat reader: I don’t think it works like that

Red Robin: I run the mission, so it does

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Reader who just gotten over Jason death

Jason Todd: surprise! I’m back from the dead! Isn’t that exciting?

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Batsib reader: what the hell kind of noise was that?

Batman: I sneezed

Batsib reader: that was NOT a sneeze

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Family game night at Wayne mansion

Tim Drake: why are you glaring at me?

Batsib reader: I’m hoping you’ll spontaneously combust

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Jason Todd: I don’t like saying I told you so but-

Batsib reader: The hell you don’t it’s your favourite phrase.

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Bruce Wayne: where are your shoes

Son y/n: the giant mud puddle down the road demanded a sacrifice

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Time Drake: Did you get my note?

Y/n: of course I got it. You taped it to my forehead while I was sleeping

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Jason Todd: are you clinically insane or incredibly annoying

Y/n: I don’t know probably both

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Red hood goons: boss wishes to be alone

Ant-villain reader: Unfortunately for him, I’m not a genie and I don’t grant wishes now, tell me where he is

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Batman: do you remember the plan, we had?

Hero reader: sure

Batman: do you remember the part, where we kill the joker

Hero reader: No?

Batman: EXACTLY! So what the hell happened?

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Dick: are you sober?

Batreader: I’m moderately functional

Dick: I’ll take that as a no

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Batreader: why are you glaring at me?

Damian: I’m hoping you spontaneously combust

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Tim and Batreader are Twins

Tim: I’m your big brother. I should be the one to protect you

Batreader: you know we’re twins, right?

Tim: yeah, but I’m the older twin