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timkon mentioned 99 times yey
Tim’s whole one-man-quest-to-save-Bruce-from-time has gotta be the funniest from Damian’s perspective. like to Damian, Tim must be the pettiest motherfucker on EARTH. Damian shows up, Bruce dies, and Dick gives Damian Tim’s mantle of Robin. from Damian’s perspective what happens next is literally Tim dropping off the face of the earth, not saying shit for like six months, and then showing up again out of nowhere having been with the fucking League of Assassins, developing some fucked up relationship with Damian’s grandfather. there’s no fucking way Damian doesn’t see that shit as a personal attack on him out of spite for taking the Robin mantle.
Damian: I’m Robin now.
Tim:
Tim: ok hold on
Damian: wait what are you doing
Tim:
Damian: Drake.
Tim:
Damian: Drake.
Tim: ok we’re even now.
Damian: what the fuck did you do
Tim: I’m the league’s inheritor. Ra’s says.
Damian: ?!!?!
Jason, from across the room: did Tim steal- DICK HE’S DOING IT AGAIN. COME GET YOUR FUCKING CHILD
Tim: HE STARTED IT-
Jason, texting Tim: at batburger rn. you want anything?
Tim: i’m in a meeting
Jason: okay
Jason: so what do you want?
Tim: the batburger deluxe without pickles and extra ketchup, as well as jorkerized fries and robin nuggets
Jason: okay fatass
LATER
Jason: come to lobby. i have your food. bitch ass security won’t let me come to you
just 2 am patrol things
Wait this is so important to me
DC more brotherhood content please and thank you
My favourite headcanon is that whenever one of the batfam siblings gets annoyed with one another, they literally just, pick them up, and throw them away. Like how cats scruff, but with the bats
Damian: I am the superior Robin, the blood so-
Dick, getting sick of it, picks Damian up and hurls him across the Batcave: Finally, some peace and quiet.
Jason does it with Tim the most. Anytime Tim even slightly disagrees with Jason, he'll just pick him up by the top of his cape, and just throw him across rooftops.
Tim: You're wrong! You must be colourblind. It's obviously purple!
Jason: Its blue. You have one more chance to disagree.
Tim: What? It's purple?
Batman, who was on a stakeout a few allies away, sees Tim flying across Crime Alley: what
Jason is the only one who is immune. None of the other batkids are strong enough to pick him up, much less throw him around. Until Jon started hanging out with the Bats more, because of Damian, he picked it up to.
Jon: Damian, I'm not gonna throw your older brother off a building! I want your family to like me!
Damian: Jonathan, I assure you, the family would very much appreciate it if Todd finally got a taste of what he's been inflicting on us for years.
Jon: But then Jason won't like me!
Damian: tt, whether or not Todd approves of you is the least of my concern, now: Gestures vaguely towards Jason
Batfam x Neglected!Spouce!Reader
CW: Cheating
— Bruce married you a bit late into Jason’s career as Robin.
— You had just barely finished their bachelor’s degree, when their parents proposed the idea of an arrangement to strengthen business ties with Wayne entrepreneurs.
— After all, how was bisexual bimbo Brucie supposed to say no to a cute little thing like you.
— You understand what type of a man Bruce Wayne was. He had a reputation to uphold, and you were fine with him adding some more notches to his bedpost during the duration of this marriage.
— Bruce felt bad but was grateful for you understanding this was a marriage of convenience.
— You took care of Jason, grew closer to him, baked him chocolate chip cookies… they were always his favorite.
— Then came the hardest day of your life… Having to bury him. Bruce wouldn’t tell you what happened… a tragic accident he called it.
— ironically, a death in the family lead to you finally meeting your other stepson Dick Grayson. He was polite, and sweet enough… be he didn’t stick around.