Purple Haired Lib

[chapeldean]

i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

[chapeldean]

[parasitoidism]

why is he so

[parasitoidism]

They cancel out like PEMDAS

[hometoursandotherstuff]

You cannot be drunk or otherwise stumbling about in this house. Check out the landing and hall.

Look at this landing! Adhere to the wall when you get to the top of the stairs.

Then, careful navigating the hall or fall back down to the 1st fl.

[robin-the-robo]

Minigolf course-ass house

[herpsandbirds]

Common Egg-eating Snake (Dasypeltis scabra), family Colubridae, South Africa

photograph by Cristian Schneider

[traaansfem]

what's in the little critter's mouth??? Is it tasty??

:3

[strawberry-crocodile]

bestie you will never guess what this Common Egg-Eating Snake is doing

[catsofyore]

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

[ethicalhorseslaughter]

[howieduet]

Nationality: pussy

[schlarklezyaoi]

we have GOT to kill tiktok/twitter self-censorship i just witnessed a grown adult say the word “smex” out loud to our professor

[schlarklezyaoi]

my poor professor was SO confused that she asked them to repeat themselves and they went “you know, like, blank . . .” and kept just vaguely gesturing until she somehow connected the dots. i fucking hate art school

[schlarklezyaoi]

god i wish i was making the shit i witness at this place up. my life would be so much easier if i didn’t have to deal with my classmates seriously arguing about fandom discourse in the group project chat

[schlarklezyaoi]

the price you think you're paying by going to art school: tuition, supply costs, etc

the price you're actually paying by going to art school: having to put up with the most brain-rotting terminally online discourse imaginable in real life

[prince-of-the-moths-deactivated]

I had someone argue with me that it was problematic for me to have watched Frozen with my niece because I was encouraging her to become an emotionally abuse codependent sibling. I'm a senior and I've had someone else doing their senior thesis ask, genuinely, if she was problematic for doing her thesis on domestic abuse, because sometimes domestic abuse effects rich white women and they're privileged, so therefore her doing it on that is racism apologism. I've had to sit there and watch people say "unalive", "SA", "PDF file", and my favorite, "marital relations" (it only happened once but it's really funny) to professors who look at them in total despair.

Hamlet didn't unalive himself, he killed himself. Our Crime Prevention class is discussing sexual assault and pedophiles. The implication of this paper we're reading in Intro To Africana Studies is not about white settlers marrying and having gentle loving monogamous funtimes with slaves, it's about rape.

I genuinely do not see how I'm supposed to take the people around me seriously. How am I supposed to believe you have incredible insights into something you can't bring yourself to say? How am I supposed to look over your rough draft and not cross out the euphemisms and write grown-up words?

And I DO NOT go to art school! I go to Montana State! I'm in redneck country - remember when redneck meant tough enough to at least say words?! Not anymore!

[anxietyproblem]

[netherworldpost]

[lynati]

Oh

[bloomenpflucken]

Death obsessed autistic faggots are our only hope for a cultural renaissance

[funnytwittertweets]

[the-kestrels-feather]

[imperial-nuisance-rudje]

#the final days were upon us #and then it was thursday again

[biioshocker]

[ceekari]

We aren't the first to feel like the world is ending, and if they were wrong, so might we be.

[tentacion3099]

[shutinthenutouse]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

gets pushed into a dance circle at a party and does that weird fucking thing david byrne does in once in a lifetime

[churrocaptain]

catch me in the circle lookin like

[valtsv]

the decline of practical effects in horror movies is one of the greatest tragedies of our time. we need to make horror wetter and more organic again.

[valtsv]

a good horror film used to look like you could crawl into it and fuck it. they took that from us.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

“get a job” as an insult: piddlin. implies one’s value is determined by employment. feeds into capitalistic ideals

“get a hobby”: strong. cutting. implies that instead of feeding your soul and potentially creating something beautiful, you are here bothering me.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i can’t believe i have to say this but for the people getting angry in the notes or sending me harassing asks: if this post makes you feel attacked, it’s because you’re an asshole.

if “you should find something rewarding to do instead of being mean to people” reads as “problematic” or “antagonistic,” it’s probably because you’ve been told something similar after being unkind to others, maybe often.

and no, sorry, “get a hobby” isn’t ableist. i’m disabled. disabled people almost always have hobbies. we are as capable of creating something beautiful, be it a knit scarf or a cake or a nice memory, as anyone else.

telling someone it’s within their power to find something that makes them even a little happier isn’t ableist, y’all have just become obsessed with this weird tumblr narrative that you aren’t responsible for ANY of your own wellbeing and that pushing or enriching yourself in any way is EVIL.

stop being in love with your fucking misery, treat people better, and get a fucking hobby.

[pallidprincess]

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

[pallidprincess]

[lierdumoa]

No, no, no, you see on tiktok an algorithm feeds you misinformation. On Tumblr I feed myself misinformation from my charcuterie board of hand-selected unhinged mutuals.

[lierdumoa]

None of that mass market junk. Only artisanal, small batch, sustainably cultivated, fair trade horseshit.

[the-lincyclopedia]

Is it just me or does having a positive interaction with a stranger scratch a very particular itch? I think it's the reassurance that the world is not split solely into people who already love you and people who never will.

[scoutingthetrooper]