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Hello there! I see you've found my blog. My name is Karlie, and I'm no gonna lie to you, I mainly reblog stuff and a lot of it probably doesn't make sense because it's unrelated. If you want to know more, just ask! For the record, 99% of the stuff on here isn't mine.

[amistakeworthmaking]

Anybody else stop in horror every once in a while at the realization that we're pretty damn close to living in MyChem's Danger Days, or is it just me?

[strangedarkage]

This is a solid 5 minutes of Josh screaming. Enjoy.

[welcometothe-black-parade]

Are you flirting with me or am I overanalyzing all of our interactions: a novel written by me

[zendayac-news]

@Zendaya: Underneath the magic. Thank you to all the very very smart people who somehow built and made this dress work💙

[ruinedchildhood]

[wigglingwaffles]

Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers

[king-jarrod]

The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.

[aspiringdoctoruk-blog]

But who needs facts in Trump America?

[blackqueerblog]

straight men really are on something else

[zeph0r]

[thejokerhisjokes]

A Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital

He opens a clinic and puts a sign outside.

‘GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.’ A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.

Lawyer: “I have lost my sense of taste.”

Doc; “Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth.”

Lawyer: “Ugh. this is kerosene.”

Doc; “Splendid, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20.”

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.

Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.”

Doc; “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.”

Lawyer (annoyed): “This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.”

Doc; “Awesome, You got your memory back. Give me $20.”

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak I can’t see at all.”

Doc; “oh well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $100.”

Lawyer (staring at the note): “But this is $20, not $100!!”

Doc; “Spectacular, your eyesight is restored. Now you owe me $20”

[datclickbait]

Irl clickbait

[260to120thinspo]

It’s so hard seeing other people live your dreams

[jetsetdreamgirl]

this was my university professor lol she’s great

[chesnaughtlover]

You’re gonna drop info like that and not even tell us what class she taught?

[jetsetdreamgirl]

Journalism.

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

[ilovegodwyn]

Are you threatening me with violence

[drdessertfox]

[learseldest]

this is a great title because it makes it sound like the globe decided to up the tragedy by literally murdering random theatregoers 

[bigcatawareness]

i don't really understand why you would be pro-zoo. like i understand nature reserves and sanctuaries where people can observe from afar, but it doesn't seem right to me when they're locked up in generally small confined areas for people to watch them do nothing all day. idk maybe i'm getting this wrong, and i still really respect you, i just don't understand this. like i interned at a zoo and felt uncomfortable with how small their living areas were and how they had no stimulation

Zoos don’t look like this anymore.

They look like this:

Good zoos do not keep their animals in “tiny spaces” with no enrichment.  I’m not pro-roadside zoo.  I’m pro-accredited zoo.  Zoos are incredibly important for conservation and education.

Are Zoos Necessary?

The Importance of Zoos: Resource Post

Why Zoos and Aquariums Matter: Assessing the Impact of a Visit to a Zoo or Aquarium

Why I Want to be a Keeper

Why I Believe in Zoos

[useless-zoofacts]

There should be way more pictures of modern zoos so i just add some more

[merp-a-derp69-deactivated201808]

Seriously zoos do so much important conservation work as well I hate when people shit all over zoos as if the animals are locked up and not looked after

[nyxetoile]

The SF Zoo has two sea lions. Now, if you know SF, you know that sea lions are a Thing. They’re all over Pier 39 and various other beaches in N California. In fact, the zoo is near the ocean, so there are sea lions not 200 yards from the zoo entrance. So having sea lions in the zoo seems sort of superfluous.

Except the sea lions are blind. One was found as an adult after suffering a gun shot wound to the face that destroyed his eyes. The other was found as an adolescent, weak and starving because it had been blinded and unable to hunt. So they were rescued and introduced and the zoo built them a nice pool where they can swim and sunbathe and people toss them fish. It’s not the biggest exhibit, or the fanciest. But it’s a home for them, where they’re safe and well fed. Sea lions aren’t the most romantic of animals, but they’re a part of SF culture and a lot of us have a soft spot for the loud, bulbous things. And because of zoos, these two get to live long, happy lives.

Whenever anyone complains about zoos, I think about Silent Knight and Henry. 

[zoogeek327]

I think it’s St. Louis zoo that is saving big cats in Africa. Scientists couldn’t figure out what was killing off the local lion population. They were dying off from Canine Distemper. The local unvaccinated dogs of the towns would spread the disease to other animals or have it themselves. When the lions ate the infected animals they would catch it as well. You know what that Zoo is doing to stop this disease? They are going over to those towns and vaccinating the dogs for free. The community loves it and people from other villages comes for miles to get their dogs vaccinated as well.

They also do work with camel populations because the local human population use the camels for food sources the zoos help monitor the camels health.

Another zoo, I want to say it’s the Oregon zoo but don’t quote me on that, is helping female inmates. The zoo works with the female prisons by encouraging the inmates to assist in the breeding and raising of endangered species of butterflies. They plant the specific plants that the butterflies and catapillars need, raise them, and release them. These inmates get noted in any scientific journals that get published. They are giving these inmates a sense of accomplishment and validation.

Zoos not only save species but bring together and assist communities in an effort to save the environment. Zoos, good zoos, are essential to the future and I will fight anyone who tries to say otherwise.

PS you don’t see PETA doing any of this.

[turnipfritters]

i notice that tumblr dot com has their black history month banner up, and that’s nice, but i feel like any even more fun black history month activity would be deleting all the white supremacist blogs

[bitchvirgo]

this…this is what i get angry and rant about when im super drunk

[antiandrogen]

The red lighting really makes this

[bitchvirgo]

thank u lighting design is my passion

[mitski-miyawakis]

Captions:

A girl in the backseat of a car is drunkenly ranting. The lighting is unintentionally dramatic and dim with a red hue.

Girl in the backseat: ASK someone who has been in musical theatre since I was like, eight FUCKING years old! I can go ahead and tell you, that TROY and GABRIELLA can go to FUCKING HELL with their acoustic ass BULLSHIT versions beCAUSE! …Sharpay and Ryan deserved those parts.

The person videoing: You’re damn right!

Girl in the backseat, still continuing: They tried! They sang! They danced! Troy and Gabriella can ROT!

The person videoing: [laughs as she zooms in dramatically on her friend’s genuinely angry face]

[catchymemes]

[petty-revenge-stories]

Revenge on a rude and obnoxious parent.

I’m in graduate school and my paying job is as a behavioral therapist for a few families that have kids with autism. I often take my clients out to the local mall or whatever to engage them with the community.

One of my clients, “Sean,” has been diagnosed with both autism and a rare chromosomal abnormality. He’s nonverbal and has severe physical and mental handicaps, but the dude is seriously one of the coolest people ever. He’s obsessed with one of the department stores in the mall that employs pianists. I’ve spent hours sitting by the piano and listening to them play, which is fine because it’s easy money for me and it’s probably his most favorite thing ever to do.

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