RIP in pieces you yellow piece of shit

Not beating the "yellow is my favorite color" allegations. Any pronouns 💕 I only reblog stuff. 25.

[titkoks]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bintro]

remember real football is back next year

[cute-catts]

this is amazing 🐈 ♥️♥️

[legally-a-bastard]

im blowing up this is adorable

[televisionenjoyer]

THREAD DE LA MARCHA DE SAN LORENZO empiezo yo

FEBO ASOMA

[irontragedyreview]

YA SU RAYOS, ILUMINAN EL HISTORICO CONVENTO.

[tio-cosa3]

TRAS LOS MUROS, SORDO RUIDO

[televisionenjoyer]

OÍR SE DEJAN DE CORCELES Y DE ACERO

[alpha-whoore]

SON LAS HUESTES QUE PREPARA SAN MARTIN PARA LUCHAR EN SAN LORENZO

[ewwlora]

EL CLARÍN ESTRIDENTE SONÓ Y LA VOZ DEL GRAN JEFE A LA CARGA ORDENÓ

[thenerdestsquirrel]

AVANZA EL ENEMIGO A PASO REDOBLADO

[irontragedyreview]

Y AL VIENTO DESPLEGADO SU ROJO PABELLÓN

[televisionenjoyer]

AL VIENTO DESPLEGADO SU ROJO PABELLÓN

[jlaudio]

Y NUEEEESTROS GRANADEEEEROS ALIAAAAADOS DE LA GLOOOOORIA

[camilius-2st]

INSCRIIIIIIBEN EN LA HISTOOOORIA SU PÁAAAGINA MEJOOOR

INSCRIBEN EN LA HISTORIA SU PÁGINA MEJOR

🎺🥁🎺🥁🎺

[televisionenjoyer]

CABRAAAL, SOLDADO HEROICO

[tomicaleto]

CUBRIÉNDOSE DE GLORIA

[elbiotipo]

CUAL PRECIO A LA VICTORIA

[lesbitorte]

SU VIDA RINDE, HACIÉNDOSE INMORTAL

[jlaudio]

Y ALLIIIII SALVO SU ARROJO LA LIIIIBERTAD NACIEEEEENTE DE MEEEEEDIO CON TI NEN TE

[televisionenjoyer]

HONOR, HONOR AL GRAN

¡CA-BRAL!

[eclecticopposition]

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

[carby]

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

[whyamiherewhosummonedme]

So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)

[violetthunderstorm]

You have a fitting blog title

[nico-the-overlord]

this post is getting 50k easy

[marlinspirkhall]

[animentality]

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[beardedmrbean]

Periscope up

[birds-in-posts]

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

[the-least-undefinable-ordinal]

My beloved mutuals are turning my 0 note flop posts into 1 note cult classics

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[pudulogy]

rare pudu albino

[pudulogy]

hay menos de 300, este pudu es muy raro. Un poder celestial enorme. hoy es él también con nosotros

[ampervadasz]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

[princecharmingtobe]

It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders. 

[rando-posts]

“I cast Iron Gate!”

[diary-of-a-teenage-blacksmith]

As a blacksmith I have been called a wizard by several small kids

[paulandersonxo]

do nuns have pockets

[paulandersonxo]

question answered thanks #MediaNun

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[dredsina]

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

When we bought our car, I told Sean to let me handle it. I walked in and said "We have X for a down payment and cannot pay more than Y in monthly payments." My Y number had some leeway, but I didn't mention that.

First thing the sales guy did after I laid down the rules was turn to Sean and go, "What's your number?" And Sean said. "Oh, no, you negotiate with Gayle."

So, strike one for the sales guy. Could not divide and conquer us by implying THE MAN would not surprised at what I laid down.

Sales guy then had to confer with his manager and left us at his desk for several minutes. I have a vague recollection (this was 16 years ago) of Sean and I amusing ourselves doing bits about the other people there to look at cars. I am sure we did not give off the stressed or nervous energy they were hoping for.

Guy comes back. His first offer is fifty dollars a month more than I told him we could pay. I looked at him and said "I gave you our upper limit."

"Well, but what's another 50 bucks a month?"

"Something I can't afford."

He didn't know what to do with my open and unashamed admittal that I had a budget because my money was finite.

He went back to talk to the manager again.

It took two more rounds of "I told you what I can afford" before he finally came back 20 bucks under what I'd stated as my max.

The trick to resisting high-stress sales tactics is doing the math at home, knowing exactly what you can afford, and then walking into the room and stating that number minus 15%. Then refusing to budge from that number. Never, ever, meet then where they want. Always meet them where you want. Because at the end of the day, you can walk away and go somewhere else and say "I told the people at Z what my terms were, and they refused to work with me. Here are my terms. Meet them, and you make a sale today."

[weevil-mastermind]

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

[vintar]