apparently a goblin

[mercyseb]

The kris sprite is mine

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[rowark]

(X)

[goomymegpoid]

I wish this feeling upon everyone who wants to wear a dress, its really the best

[ghostlynblm]

this makes me so happy as a fat hairy guy who likes skirts and dresses i never get to see guys like me in dresses it’s always skinny twinks this makes me so happy 🥺🥺

[komaedalovemail]

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

[butterfirefly]

for the uninitiated

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Jokerfication? No, not for me. The injustice of the world has actually riddlerfied me. I want to play fun little games and make bad puns

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Also I think I'm much smarter than I am

[jugumpuppet]

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[girl-detector]

[moringmark]

[colatard]

ep 8 spoilers

[rathayibacter]

so, dogs are good, right? its practically a truism that dogs are good. and then dogshit is bad. so there's a connection there.

horseshit is false, unreliable, and horses are very reliable. bullshit is also false, but carries an additional implication of trickery, while bulls are extremely straightforward and guileless.

so, with the pattern established... what's up with bats? are they particularly sane? is a bat's view of the world more accurate than ours? much to consider.

[queer-benoit-blanc]

need tumblr to know that this year is the 1069th anniversary of the assassination of julius caesar, not last year. people joked about it last year but it's this year. tumblr please

[julius-caeser]

@staff please verify me, the real fleshy Gaius Julius Caesar. Soon I will make my speech to the senate about how im dictator in perpetuity and nothing will go wrong so I would like to be verified on the 15th to make it offical.

We all know everyone will accept me and nothing will go wrong so I see no issue in this.

[extracheesehead]

i was trying to figure out if the archives had any transferrable job skills and this was the first scenario that came to mind

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[teamcapwasrightandishouldsayit]

characters by @comicaurora

[sporesdruid]

[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)