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[wurmeatworld]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[kurhanchyk]

i think they should allow everyone in the world to vote in american elections

[anthonybourdyke]

[gurlonawalk]

every time i see a woman i’m like good for her. coolest girl alive

[gurlonawalk]

this was meant to say every time i see a woman riding a skateboard but also yes

[quasi-normalcy]

I've reached the point where cynicism is a major turn-off for me. You're not smarter than idealists, and you're not helping.

[quasi-normalcy]

Funny that the stereotypical cynic is an idealist who aged out of it. In my experience, the reverse is true. I was an extreme cynic as a teenager and then I noticed how profoundly limiting it was, and also that "cynics are cool and smart" was a message that was being constantly reinforced by corporate media for some reason.

[quasi-normalcy]

#yes! cynicism reads as very juvenile to me#and yes prev often stemming from teen pain

Yeah, like I see black-pilled people on here and my default reaction isn't "oh, these must be world-weary old warriors who've lost their faith in humanity", it's "these people are in their 20s and need a hobby"

[quasi-normalcy]

I also think that the present era has proven that authoritarian leaders don't actually want a population of wide-eyed idealists, they want a population of jaded assholes who are convinced that everyone is lying, any resistance is either a scam or doomed to failure, and nothing can ever get better.

[akindplace]

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

[delphinidin4]

[lustcannibalism]

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[frogmoss1]

Tiny quarterank throwsa smallest ball ever ?

[frogmoss1]

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

Ripley’s Believe It or Die

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

Ripley’s Just Go Fuck Yourself

[wormsdyke]

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[00000000000000z-deactivated2022]

happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

[kinuko]

[technicolorgalaxy]

Benefits of reading Homestuck:

You unlock new kinds of shipping

Your sense of 'cringe' flies out the window

Everything is a reference (infinite serotonin for you)

You can like shitty stuff just for the fun of it

Downsides:

You are not allowed to speak of your interests to anyone ever

You can never get rid of the Homestuck

Neutral shit:

You will uncover several mental illnesses in yourself you were previously unaware of

[itsmattibad]

[nacht---hexe]

jokes

jokes is like an expert type of playing, and uses special toys called words.

[thwrangis]

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

[mollyjames]

I did once when I was working in a coffee shop. He was on a business call loudly talking about some tech speculation. When I asked him how it went a few days later, he panicked and asked how I knew such sensitive information. From this I gather they are of weak constitution, and startle easily