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Fangirl. Phangirl. Nerd Extraordinaire. Nobel Aspirant. Quirky Thinker. Loves Sleeping. Not to be left unchaperoned in a library or a bookstore. Slight tendency to go bonkers in science labs. Follow me on Wattpad @TheReluctantRealist. Ongoing work : The Guardian. I thought I am a Slytherin but Pottermore put me in Gryffindor. Daughter of Athena. Divergent. Immune. 100% Romione, Malec, Gendrya and Solangelo trash. Winter is coming.

[amortentiasmellslikebooks]

My 8yo brother has drawn this Symbol of the Big Three. The Trident, The Helm of Darkness, and something weirdly phallic. Isn't it so delightfully appropriate? 😂😂😂😂

[just-shower-thoughts]

Children of gay and lesbian parents will always know that they were wanted and not just an accident.

[rrriordan-deactivated20180414]

Like the Percy fan artwork by Viria? Think it should be the official art? Me too! In fact I commissioned her to do new character art for my website!  Check out the cool portraits she’s done so far, and there will be more to come!

[amortentiasmellslikebooks]

😍😍😍😍😍 FINALLY! PRAISE HEAVEN!!

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What is it called when someone is known for their voluptousness? Identitty.

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The Guardian (on Wattpad) http://my.w.tt/UiNb/2GnAce7E3x Every piece of the puzzle in its place. The entire werewolf race is at peace. Rogues are rare and the system really cares. A perfect scenario. ...or is it? The wolves might have forgotten that they are part- animal. And do peace and equilibrium really have a place amongst those whose souls would love to howl to the Moon in the dark of the ni…

[amortentiasmellslikebooks]

Men's watches vs. Women's watches

Men's Watches: Yo! I am water-resistant, pressure-resistant, I glow in the dark, I have a big ass dial, a stopwatch, an alarm, you can see the gears shifting inside...

Women's watches:

Women's watches: ....I have rhinestones...

[midnightssea]

Do people who pity Draco Malfoy for having his offer of friendship turned down by Harry Potter not know or remember what actually happened?

He literally said, “My father told me all the Weasleys have red hair, freckles, and more children than they can afford…You’ll soon find out some wizarding families are much better than others, Potter. You don’t want to go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there.”

He had just finished cruelly insulting Ron – one of the few people to ever show Harry kindness – with classist remarks about his family. He also alludes to blood purity. Whatever you think of Draco later on, he deserved to be rejected like that over his horribly superior attitude and obvious prejudice.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Closing your eyes after turning off your alarm is a very dangerous game.

[faize]

when you get into a new thing and all you really care about is that thing and you’re destroying your blog spamming that thing so you have to start pretending to care about other things so there’s some variety

[amortentiasmellslikebooks]

Oh,my!! 😂😂😂😂

[emperorclaudiusofficial]

I feel like people tend to imagine achilles as being big and hairy and muscle-bound but I just want to remind y’all that he apparently spent quite a long time disguised as a girl and nobody could fucking tell?? including Odysseus, who had to trick him into revealing himself, but was apparently not smart enough to figure out which of the beautiful women in front of him was a man in a dress???

so like please consider: petite fine-boned achilles. achilles with killer cheekbones and big dark eyes w long eyelashes. ppl meeting achilles and being all “you’re the one who’s supposed to be a scary warrior?” and then later he he picks up trojans twice his size and flings them across the battlefield and they’re like ‘oh’. achilles being significantly shorter than hector and needing to tilt his head back to yell at him. patroclus being able to sling achilles over his shoulder. patroclus giving achilles piggyback rides. achilles needing patroclus to reach stuff down for him sometimes. achilles being the little spoon. tiny pretty achilles okay

[amortentiasmellslikebooks]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[amortentiasmellslikebooks]

It's 00:44 am here and Mum and I are having severe cold and fever.

Mum : *takes my hand*

Mum : Gryffindor *cracks one knuckle*

Mum : Slytherin *cracks another*

Mum : McPuff

Me : .....

[midnightssea]

I saw someone saying that Ilvermorny is a stupid name and I’m like…..bud…..have you heard of Hogwarts?

[charmspeak]

BUT OMG WHAT IF TYSON MAKES JASON A CAKE THAT LOOKS LIKE A BRICK BUT IT ISN’T SUPPOSED TO BE A BRICK AND IT JUST BECOMES A JOKEOF THEIRS

[amortentiasmellslikebooks]

Lily: what shoul I be for Halloween?

James: my girlfriend.

Lily: yeah, that's pretty scary.

[amortentiasmellslikebooks]

Annabeth: Here is my wall of inspirational women.

Percy: Is that a picture of you?

Annabeth: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

[midnightssea]

The Pottermore story about the American wizard school is actually really fascinating, and there’s a decent amount of Slytherin positivity in it for those interested.

[charmspeak]

things jason grace would probably get as a gift

a superman shirt

a superman suit 

a stapler + staples

a brick

more glasses bec why not

a brick cake