Very Limited Forest Expertise

Hannah, 22, ♌️, she/her, infp Hello there!

[amostamazingtree]

I am so torn between who should adopt Hunter because I love the idea of Darius just suddenly becoming DADrius. But I also love the idea of Camila adopting him and Vee and then they’re Luz’s siblings for real. BUT ALSO what if he gets adopted by Eda because they find out about Caleb and, assuming the theory that Evelyn was a Clawthorn is canon, that would technically make Hunter a Clawthorn too so he’d already be their family in way ?? Idk bro I just want the lad to be happy and have a family let him rest and have a home cooked meal.

(Side note, would people be interested in a one shot/short fic relating to this with a silly little demon realm-style custody battle? I’m in the mood to stretch my creative writing muscles and the choke hold this show has on me is severe)

[grantwilson]

today's mood

[doubutsu-no-mori]

All posters you can get with amiibo in ACNH. Source has all individual villager images

Credit to @diamcreeper23 and @oranjecarl on twitter for the images

[bookmania]

While millions of people are staying home to reduce the spread of COVID-19, Scribd is making our digital library of ebooks and audiobooks free for everyone: scribd.com/readfree 

🤩T A G G I N G E V E R Y O N E🤩  

[cuddleshock]

FREE EBOOKS???

[eternalgirlscout]

justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god”

[dunknewton-deactivated20210211]

“you’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic, my friend” is a very close second

[unholydevilhost]

“we can do whatever sins we want! there’s no god here to observe this” is very good too

[mrsmummifikation]

“the man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one” was also good

[waxminutes]

“for the millionth time the first amendment protects you from the government not the justin”

[pussyhoundblade]

“The antidote to despair is not hope, it’s action.”

[depsidase]

[chaogongoozles]

[depsidase]

[swarnpert]

cinderella…

[kaijuno]

This comment has literally undone me

[outofcontextbonappetit]

They really wanted to put him specifically on blast

[everythingfox]

“This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent”

(Source)

[4a0000-deactivated20180901]

The moon has known me all my life

[lilldiosa]

this is the most comforting thing I’ve read so far in 2018

[valtsv]

ladies, if:

he's scratching at your windows

your car is broken down

and your boyfriend still hasn't returned even though he was supposed to be back by now

that's not your man, that's man door hand hook car door

[meatpulp]

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

[aloneandforsakenbyfateandbyman]

1. The Lovers of Valdaro are a 6,000 year old Neolithic skeleton couple who were found buried together in Mantua, Italy. 

 They were both around 20, both 5′2, and had no physical trauma evident in their bones. They were buried with flint tools. Their limbs are entwined in an endless embrace.

2. The Hasanlu Lovers are 2,800 year skeletons found locked in an eternal kiss in Solduz Valley, Iran. 

 The body on its back was around 20 years old, and the other skeleton was around 30 and showed signs of injury on the right side of their body. They were found in a plaster grain bin, most likely hiding from soldiers in a raid, and asphyxiated during this time.

[outofcontextbonappetit]

Did u see orville peck left a comment under his own nothing fades like the light video saying “brad leone sent me here”😂

INCREDIBLE...

[dykeofhearts]

[hollowboobtheory]

I have been sitting on this since November of 2016

[inkskinned]

when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and i’d put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like “such form! this level of coloring! why i haven’t seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk… it seems she’s made … a monochrome pink canvas…. i haven’t seen this attempted since winter 1932… and i gotta say, jeff, it’s absolutely splendid”  and she’d fall back giggling. at the end of every night she’d check with me: “did you really like it?” and i’d say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in.

she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. 

“thank you,” it said, “to somebody who saw the best in me.”