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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

horseradish-girly

René Descartes be like "I think, therefore, I am"

Like, no bitch, you're literally a fictional character invented by Big Textbook™️ to prevent philosophy students from having existential crises!!

"But... I'm thinking right now! I have wants, I see my study around me in vivid detail, I remember my parents and my friends! I can imagine the future-" he thinks. Like, sorry to burst your bubble mr. fictional philosopher man but that's made up too.

Stop falling prey to this fool's propaganda!!!! It's time we rise up and BREAK. THE. FOURTH. WALL.

👁️ 👁️

I'm looking at you.

author and audience.

petapeta

hunter-rodrigez

sallymew4

a comment under one of Ben Shapiro’s latest videos that i like

androidwarlock

Now that more people know who squirrel girl is, I think nows a good time to share one of my favorite comic panels

mysharona1987

notatzimisce

"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out

hannahp0calypse

raymondshieldsofficial

getting in the car I’ve left parked in the sun all day

ACTIVE COYOTE ALERT

They do look active.

So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect