Holy Shit

Smoke Pot And Chill Man

[matthejew-blog]

[ruinedchildhood]

oh my god

[mwg-drwg]

[buxina]

[fireb0y]

There go all my plans for tomorrow. Thanks a lot guys

[barney-stinson-deactivated20130]

there are animals called dikdiks

[finnschuester]

pronounced.. dick-dicks?

[barney-stinson-deactivated20130]

no pronounced xylophone

[parisfollies-deactivated2014040]

[ben-wisehart]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[wootn]

When u hold your hand out to a cat and they close their eyes and bump it with their forehead reblog if u agree

[splickedylit]

me: *lies down*

things: *continue to happen*

me: *lieS DOWN HARDER*

[cockhunt]

Same

[glumshoe]

You know you grew up on Steve Irwin when you see a photo of a crocodile and think, “Wow. Just beautiful.”

[oboet]

And you see Stingrays as the devil themselves

[glumshoe]

nah man Steve would have forgiven that stingray and absolved it of its sins

[the-hermits-guidance-blog]

He would have apologized for getting into the stingray’s space and making it afraid. 

[autobotsaboteur-archive-blog]

He actually did! Some of Steve Irwin’s last words were, “it wasn’t his fault. I startled him.”

He actually did forgive the stingray. He knew that he had scared it, and that it was only acting to protect itself.

[zooophagous]

If you put your ear up to a seashell you can hear the sound of mY HEART BREAKING INTO A THOUSAND LITTLE PIECES

[jealouswhore-deactivated2016040]

[blackmodel]

Imma stab ha buttcheeks

[seer]

“describe yourself in three words”

[cleanbaby666]

[drearier]

[jncos]

when you forget your backpack

[artmilf]

when ur heart does the !!!!! thing when someone texts you and youre like fuck…prolly gonna fall in love with them

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

same

[cadet-skittlezx]

I WONDER THIS ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME.

[queersirene-deactivated20150724]

oh shit