Memelord Vegetto

Devour my Pantaloons

[infizero]

BABY UR MY

ANNNNGEEEEEELLLLLLLLL

bonus:

HER!!!!!!!!!!!

[memelordvegetto]

Sonic got his nose ripped off lol

[100nebulas]

So I was explaining himbos to a friend on amino and

[memelordvegetto]

Lol

[memelordvegetto]

Sonic Hacking Contest

The one thing I keep forgetting to look forward to each year.

[ankle-beez]

Hazbin Hotel characters be like

[saltytimemachinewerewolf]

it’s actually more like this

[couldbefriends]

well,

[missmamibee]

[dumbpolice]

[memelordvegetto]

What kind of freakish abomination have y'all brought upon our world-

[spoopiedoopie]

reblog by only using one word to describe what country/state you’re from

[mymainbutnotthemain]

cheese

[cwnerd12]

alligators

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

jazz

[tactical-necromancy]

crab

[note-a-bear]

Apple

[bipolar-bubbeleh]

BBQ

[cannibalisticshadows]

Dice

[anonymousnerdgirl]

soy beans

[thatscarletflycatcher]

Cows and Soccer players.

[woodelf68]

Mitten

[stealing-your-kittens]

peaches

[two-hawkeyes]

bissli

[parkerslutz]

carnaval

[tomsrebeleyebrow]

baguette

[spideylilparker]

Whisky

[a-bisexual-teenager]

Penitentiary

[theclingynerd-deactivated202003]

Cold

[official-lucifers-child]

motherfucking politicians

[wastedcasket]

Weed

[memelordvegetto]

Booze

[canadiangold]

best thing i learned today: “The Loud American” role in Japanese businesses

[canadiangold]

nobody asked but imma explain anyway

no idea how it came up, but my programming prof was talking about his friend who works for Nintendo Japan who’s secondary role is The Loud American, and my prof explained what that was and how it came about

see, in Japan you do not talk back to your boss. you just don’t, even if they have stupid ideas and want the company to act on them. Like Nissan did sometime back. But since the other employees couldn’t do anything about this terrible idea that would ruin the company, they called in an American who had no reservations about telling the boss that their stupid idea was a stupid idea

and that’s just become a role in Japanese businesses, where they keep an American on staff who plays up the American stereotype and tells the boss what the Japanese employees can’t or won’t out of societal norms

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

dream job.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

How much do they pay per hour for me to sit around and every so often storm into the bosses office and call his ideas stupid as fuck?

[aviculor]

modern day court jester

[memelordvegetto]

Really? Huh. Now that sounds like a fun job

[fuks]

scary artist

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

evil lawyer lmfaooooooooo

[goooodbyye-deactivated20190124]

Cat-obsessed writer… Perfect…?

[rosepelt11-deactivated20181222]

Crazy Reporter.. haha.. what’s funny is I might get that job.. haaa…

[armitie-deactivated20180821]

Grupy lawyer…. >:v

[gayties-garbage-deactivated2018]

Hungry librarian. oh gawd im L!Goth aND IM HUNGRY FOR PALLETTE AAAAAA

[grimkiipp-deactivated20210710]

Eyebrow librarian

[sleepyllow-blog]

sleepy paramedic.. holy crap what is this coincidence?? i want to be a doctor, and i’m sleepy af.. holy crap.

[woolydemon]

Drunk ballerina. I don’t really do drinking but…

[reyindee]

Hot Writer…… I’m okay with that

[waterblobbu]

Grumpy Artist

oM FFF ITS SO TRUE sobs

[mscheckacheck]

Celebrity Scientist

Umm… I am so dumb, how am i able to become a scientist

[golzy-deactivated20200713]

EVIL ARTIST

guess it’s true then :3

[perfectshadow06]

Internet Name(Perfectshadow): Celebrity Artist

Real Name: Drunk Lawyer

……

Lemme just go get my Birth certificate real quick.

[angelfire115]

Hungry athlete

Really?? I don’t even move that much 😂😂 unless it’s my hunger that is the athlete, then it can be considered

[inkytoonsblog]

Real name: drunk powerful writer(fuk U-)

Internet name: crazy dog walker

WhY?!?!

[sweetzdreamyzblog]

Hungry stylist?

[scar-sploon]

Cat- obsessed artist alright ^^

[frog-e-box-deactivated20200814]

Cat-obsessed artist - FUCKIN ACCURATE IM SUIHUGKDHJJGDGIUS TRUETRUE

[rosemary-gardens]

Hungry libarian.

Sums it up.

Book worm.

And i’m always hungry.

[craetor]

Crazy Ploitican

Oooooor who wouldve thought HOT ARTIST ;D

So true for both omfg

[beatriceh0pe]

Drunk Paramedic :‘3

[cute-sweet-corgo]

Grumpy Artist

Lol am already

[hauntedhorrors]

Evil artist

Fuck yea

[memelordvegetto]

Sleepy Judge

Cool, guess that means someone else gets to bang the gavel to wake me up

[jerryterry]

Visit Original Link

[awfulmidis]

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

NO FUCKING WAY

[hauntedhorrors]

Well fuck I guess it’s a bop!

[memelordvegetto]

Doodoo-Doo-Doo, doo-doo-dooo, do-doodoo

[dizzydaffodil-deactivated201408]

[stonersbeingsoldiers]

Holy shit, okay so this is hard to say because I don’t want 200 people going “what? you were going to? no you weren’t, you just want attention” but tonight I felt like shit, like utter shit and no one answered their phones and no one replied to my messages and just it got hard to be alone.. while scrolling down my feed I saw this and I just sat here for a good ten minutes deciding that.. you know what.. this is.. i can’t kill myself tonight.. so even if it doesn’t really go with your blog theme, I think you should really reblog it, because you could just save some messed up kid like me. Thank you, to the person I reblogged this off, you’ve saved my life and you don’t even know me. xxx if anyone ever wants to talk or some shit, and just no ones answering? well.. I have an askbox if you want it. I love you all pretties. xx

[skeletal-stoner]

~

[shatter-the-darkness]

There will never be a day when I won’t reblog this if I see it on my dash. It might just save someone’s life. I’m here for everyone, doesn’t matter if you follow me or not. If you need someone to talk to I will be there for you.

[apathetlc]

I got an anonymous message the day after I reblogged this saying that just because they read this from my page, they decided not to take their life. I want everyone to know. This stuff is real. It happens everyday. And i’m damn proud to say that i’m happy to save that persons life. If anyone needs to talk to someone. I’m here as well. No matter what race, culture, age, i’m here. And you can talk to me anonymously if you’d like

[besttblrbits]

how much is car insurance

[robbie-and-pan-blog]

just in case :)

[memelordvegetto]

Dunno if anyone reads my blog or whatever, but a reblog is deserved anywho

[memelordvegetto]

Zelda Leak

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a leak of what appears to be a logo for a new Zelda project that ISN'T Breath of the Wild 2

[agoodcartoon]

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

[sciencevevo]

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

[officialcyndilauper-deactivated]

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

[cheaphalloweencostume]

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

[bogleech]

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

[dr-archeville]

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

“For the love of God, Montresor!” -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

[digitaldiscipline]

Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, “This dude thinks he’s a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

[agoodcartoon]

edgar allen bro

[zinglebert-bembledack]

Oh my god

[yournewfriendshouse]

holy shit

[thischarmingmothman]

“Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro, Whether reddit sent, or whether romcoms tossed thee here ashore, Barely known yet still entitled, holding now your Tom Waits vinyl, Begging me for something primal, tell me truly, I implore Is this–is this shit for fucking real? Tell me, tell me, I implore! Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

“Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro, By the mores that you abuse thus, by those films we both adore, Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, by stalking me through Facebook, You have gained a twisted outlook of whom those tropes are for, Paint a rare and radiant dream girl whilst you remain a bore, Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

“Be that slur our sign of parting, creep or douche!” I shrieked, upstarting, “Get thee back to lonely anguish and your friend’s used comic store! Leave no white rose as a token of the lust you claim heartbroken, Leave my scathing words to soak in! Quit the name calling of ‘whore’, When you lust for every girl, but when they say nay they are whores! Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

And the friendzoned, never scoring, still imploring, still imploring, On some fetid old subreddit for a girl who will adore The nicer guys and not the “douchebags”, unaware that it’s a red flag To be his soulmate o'er him learning they both like the movie Thor To fuck him for being nerdy even though he is a bore, Then she says no–fucking whore.

[agoodcartoon]

that internal rhyme scheme is a fucking master class

[digitaldiscipline]

re-rebageling for the improved version of what i did, because fuck yeah

[memelordvegetto]

The Friendzone is a wall? No no no, boundaries are a wall

Me personally, I've always imagined the Friend Zone to be like a Sonic the Hedgehog level with no end unless you get out of the friendzone.

Or quit and play a different game

[neopuff]

here’s a list of all the cartoons NOT on disney+

if you’re debating about getting it and were hoping to watch any of the following on it, sorry but they aint there:

Aladdin: the Animated Series

The Shnookums and Meat Funny Cartoon Show

101 Dalmatians: The Series

Pepper Ann

Mickey Mouse Works

The Weekenders

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command

House of Mouse

Lloyd in Space

Legend of Tarzan

Teamo Supremo

The Wuzzles

Raw Toonage

Marsupilami

Jungle Cubs

Nightmare Ned

Fillmore!

Dave the Barbarian

Brandy & Mr. Whiskers

American Dragon: Jake Long

The Buzz On Maggie

Shorty McShorts’ Shorts

Fish Hooks

Wander Over Yonder

Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil

Motorcity

The 7D

Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero

Star vs. the Forces of Evil

Two More Eggs

Pickle and Peanut

Future-Worm!

Billy Dilley’s Super-Duper Subterranean Summer

PB&J Otter

Special Agent Oso

Sofia the First

Monsters At Work

[iamthehousethatfloats]

This is a CONDEMNING LIST

[peachhoneii]

[themadcapmathematician]

Disney made a whole fucking seperate subscription streaming site exclusively for their own content and yet they dont have all their own content, partuclarly and glaringly not the difficult to find content that no one else would have

Instead they fucking pulled their more popular and accessible stuff from other subscription services including ones they already own

And then they have the nerve to be like “dont pirate our content pwease :( its not nice”

Anyway, how’s capitalism treating all the rest of y'all lmfao

[unisex-muffin]

You know what’s even worse? At least half of these listed shows, to my knowledge, are considered to be Lost Media to some extent. Whether they be partially lost, partially found, or lost completely. We haven’t seen hide or hair of these shows in YEARS and, as we all know, Disney likes to hold onto their IPs like a spoiled toddler.

It’s possibly the very fact that the scarcity of these shows is the exact reason why they won’t put them on Disney Plus. Because they know that people are going to redistribute them to people without the service. (Even then the very practice of locking these shows behind a paywall in the first place is inane. Because it’s not like Sesame Street and HBO where new episodes are on their streaming service but will premiere on PBS at a later date.) And that honestly pisses me off to no end, for them to knowingly avoid these shows for such a petty reason like that.

Final Point: Fuck You, Give Us The Shows.

[luccie-eclair-deactivated202502]

I’m definitely NOT gonna try to help people out and find some links to these shows:

Aladdin: https://m.wcostream.com/anime/aladdin (Has most of season 1, maybe 2/7 of season 2 and all of season 3 (which was 8 eps).)

Schnookums: https://ww2.kisscartoon.nl/watch/shnookums-meat-funny-cartoon-show/ (IDK how many eps there are. Google listed 2, Wiki listed 13, and this list had about 20 eps on it.)

101 Dalmatians: https://m.wcostream.com/anime/101-dalmatians-the-series (all eps + the movie)

Pepper Ann: https://m.wcostream.com/anime/pepper-ann (I’m p sure everything is there)

Mickey M Works: Having trouble finding eps on Google, but I’ll keep an eye out

Buzz: https://ww2.kimcartoon.yt/watch/buzz-lightyear-star-command/ (i think majority of the episodes of there like 60 of 65. I also saw some on Dailymotion and WatchCartoon)

Weekenders: https://m.wcostream.com/anime/the-weekenders (I’m certain everything is there)

House of Mouse: https://m.wcostream.com/anime/disneys-house-of-mouse (there was a site with every ep, but… It’s gone)

Lloyd: https://m.wcostream.com/anime/lloyd-in-space (pretty sure every ep is there)

Tarzan: https://m.wcostream.com/anime/the-legend-of-tarzan

Teamo: https://m.wcostream.com/anime/teamo-supremo (there’s only about 30 eps. I’m sorry)

Wuzzles: https://m.wcostream.com/anime/wuzzles

Raw Toon: there are snippets on YT, but I can’t find any full eps on Google

Marsupilami: https://kisscartoon.info/marsupilami-1993/ (So… I wasn’t born when this was a thing. The eps are 6-7 min segments. Um… You guys would know better than I would)

Fillmore: https://m.wcostream.com/anime/fillmore

Dave the Barbarian: https://m.wcostream.com/anime/dave-the-barbarian (Bajabbers was going to be my senior quote and then I didn’t do it)

Brandy: https://m.wcostream.com/anime/brandy-and-mr-whiskers

American Dragon: https://m.wcostream.com/anime/american-dragon-jake-long-season-1

Buzz on Maggie: https://m.wcostream.com/anime/the-buzz-on-maggie

Shorty: https://m.wcostream.com/anime/shorty-mcshorts-shorts

Fish Hooks: https://m.wcostream.com/anime/fish-hooks (there a lot more than what was listed on the wiki, so… I’m assuming the wiki isn’t updated…)

Wander: https://kisscartoon.love/?s=Wander+over

Kick Buttowski: https://ww2.kimcartoon.yt/watch/kick-buttowski-suburban-daredevil/

Motorcity: https://m.wcostream.com/anime/motorcity

7D: https://m.wcostream.com/anime/the-7d

Penn Zero: https://m.wcostream.com/anime/penn-zero-part-time-hero

Star VS: https://m.wcostream.com/anime/star-vs-the-forces-of-evil (looks like everything is there…)

Two More Eggs: https://m.wcostream.com/anime/two-more-eggs (wiki says there’s 90ish eps, but I can only find about half on Google)

Pickle & Peanut: https://m.wcostream.com/anime/pickle-and-peanut

Future Worm: https://kisscartoon.info/future-worm/ (I think there’s a few eps missing)

Billy Dilley: https://m.wcostream.com/anime/billy-dilleys-super-duper-subterranean-summer

PB&J: posted on Dailymotion

S.A. Oso: https://kisscartoon.love/?s=Special+agent+oso

Sofia: https://m.wcostream.com/anime/sofia-the-first

Now… I am definitely NOT saying that you should use these links and keep this conglomerate from getting more moneys. I am, however, saying that these links should (allegedly) work. I definitely do NOT use these sites pretty regularly (I have yet to have any viruses on my phone/computer).

[TW? There are also some ads that are very sexual. Not sure how comfortable y'all are, but just so you know]

If I go missing, Michael Mouse has me trapped under Cinderella’s castle and is threatening to freeze me like he froze Walter.

[memelordvegetto]

Me, reading the list at first: Eh. Don't even have much interest in some of these, personall-

Me: *sees Kick Buttowski on this list*

Me: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCK-

[miscellaneous-main]

Tokyo drifting is the peak of the music industry, if you disagree I will fight you.

[memelordvegetto]

*Cue JoJo approach meme*

[miscellaneous-main]

Pey, I W I L L fight you on this, just because we're friends doesnt mean you're safe.

[memelordvegetto]

Square up then, m80

[miscellaneous-main]

Tokyo drifting is the peak of the music industry, if you disagree I will fight you.

[memelordvegetto]

*Cue JoJo approach meme*

[demigodgooglesearches]

GEN Z NOSTALGIA (specifically 2000′s kids)

ELEMENTARY SCHOOL (roughly 2005-2011)

MIDDLE SCHOOL (2011-2014)

HIGH SCHOOL (2014-2018)

[sexualyactivetoyotaprius]

I feel like my life just flashed before my eyes

[goldenn-graphite-deactivated201]

probably because it fucking did?? it’s all right there i??

[lunienul]

im out in 2024 lol

[zim-kinnie]

why

[ironwoman359]

See, this is weird for me, cuz the Elementary years here were my middle school, the middle school were my high school, and the high school were my college. Am I a gen z? Not really, no. Millenial? Not really either. Huzzah for confusing birth years!

[princeanxious]

I just got the wildish flashbacks.

[wastedcasket]

Hi, I’m in this picture. I hate it.

[memelordvegetto]

The fuck? Some of this shit I know yet is all over the place in my timeline

Probably a me thing, but much confusion

[creative-clusters]

you like puyo puyo and got into it from the post-compile era. amitie is one of if not your favorite character in it.

i’ve actually never played it but i’ve given a few playthroughs a glance! and yeah................. amitie is cute !!

[memelordvegetto]

Puyo Puyo?

Think y'all mean Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine lol

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

Yoshi: Is loving your wife hours

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

relevant addition to this post

[memelordvegetto]

Know this is off topic, but what school did you learn to translate Yoshi-speak at and where can I go to learn it-