Tryna be an artist ya know

but I'm just confused all the time.

[chessys]

no homo but that moment u step into a patch of sunlight and ur body had forgotten what it was like to feel warm.. im in love

[fuckoffidiots69-deactivated2021]

*plugs hdmi cable into hdmi slot and not the usb slot* I learned that at tech school ;)

[105ttt]

Sir that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic daydream

[soulmeme]

[we-kant-even]

*reading the iliad*

Fuck this happened in Percy Jackson

[gaypeopletwitter]

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

[nb-anne]

peaches really are the whole package….sweet, summery, sexy….”i’m doin peachy” means i’m happy….”you’re a peach” means you’re a delight……like really ideal in every way!

[wellbutrinboy]

i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping

[bandtshirt]

didn’t we just have a monday last week???? are we really gonna keep doing this?????

[tinsnip]

Adulthood appears to be comprised mostly of:

1. sore back

2. kinda tired

3. i can do what the fuck i want~~~

3a. but mostly i’m too sore

3b. and too tired

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

4. bills

[cripples-r-us]

5. Avoiding making phone calls I desperately need to make

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

I love…….privacy

[gay-trans-lgbt-advice]

Thank god for titties and pasta

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Sometimes you’re playing Nintendo with a chubby belly and that’s just how it is

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

*puts a normal sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots so they have adult supervision*