AMY

23 YEAR OLD CIVIL ENGINEER

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[the-memedaddy]

[shacklesburst]

you, a doctor: *handing me my new born baby* I’m sorry but your wife didn’t make it

me, an intellectual: *handing baby back to him* bring me the one my wife made

[toshio]

[rupindork-deactivated20130712]

Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

[florals780]

when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case

[pantuflarotaininglich]

[huffpost]

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

[verycooltrash-deactivated201505]

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

[fleshbra]

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

[xekstrin]

#i saw a video about how hotdogs are made #PORKCHOP LEFTOVERS OH NOOOOO #??? #get it together people

[geekghoulsmash]

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

[snailchimera]

*quietly facepalms forever*

[pervocracy]

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

[art--woonz]

By: miniature-calendar

[sexysuggestion]

give me the look that says “just wait until we’re alone”

[drunkhemingway]

1. You fucking live here

2. You fucking live here

3. You fucking live here

4. You fucking live here

5. You fucking live here

[despazito]

peak liberalism is asking the consumer class to ‘go green’, recycle, and turn off their lights for an hour each year to save the planet instead of telling the agricultural/oil industry and multi-billion corporations to cut out 99% of the shit they’re pulling every single hour of every day

[dippergoestotacobell]

“I WON CHOPPED” he says as the camera zooms in on the cutthroat kitchen logo

[zsnes]

shout out to reality tv producers for being literally fucking geniuses at film theory

[somaddicouldscream]

When you’re daydreaming about kinky shit in public and you suddenly you’re like “what if someone here’s a mind reader!!!”

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

you can say “leggings aren’t pants” as much as you want. you can shout it from a rooftop. you can make it into a big obnoxious neon sign. you can write it in skywriting way up in the sky. i won’t care. i will still be out there, somewhere, wearing leggings as pants and not caring

[caelumrising]

im glad gay people ruined rainbows for homophobic christians

[just-shower-thoughts]

Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

how and where can i return myself

[fortscrotum]

[fella123456-deactivated20160217]

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