[amystah]

me: wow the stars are so beautiful tonight

date: yeah, they are

me: but you know who's even more beautiful?

date: *blushing* who?

me: prince zuko

[thatbrummielass]

Fave GBBO winner ever!

[amystah]

cis: I don't date trans women because I don't like penis

a trans woman: I have a vagina

cis: UM I MEAN I don't date trans women because I want to have children

another trans woman: I have kids right now who could use a co parent

cis: UM WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS I don't date trans women because I don't like tall muscular people

another trans woman: I'm tiny and short and I have weak little arms

cis: OH MY FUCKING GOD STOP BEING INDIVIDUAL PEOPLE

[lepuffpuff]

[politicalmachine]

[afternoonsnoozebutton]

EXTREME REAL MAN POWER FOR MAN MANLY NOT WOMAN MAN 

[cilly-murphy]

Harry Potter best book moments - Deathly Hallows, p. 49

[mysharona1987]

[yikyakapp-blog]

[dicklover3000]

[asheathes]

(click to enlarge, info)

[wynonna-waverly]

This place is run by ladies. It’s lady place.

[scullys]

[riddlesdiary]

September 1st aesthetics

[australian-government-deactivat]

I can’t sleep someone tell me a story

[amourterne-deactivated20180712]

I grew up thinking eminem was my uncle for no valid reason and when I realized he wasn’t I was so shocked

[originalsarah]

Tatiana Maslany on the orphanblack S3 finale four-clone dinner party.

[moonsodas]

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10 MINUTES NOW WHY

[nokturnal]

Dad: *sees Caitlyn Jenner on tv* it’s not she it’s HE Me: Don’t worry dad your generation will die soon :))

[queenvaliance-deactivated201904]

SIRIUS FLIRTING WITH LITERALLY EVERY TEACHER TRYING (and failing) TO GET OUT OF DETENTION

He tried it with Dumbledore once and the man laughed so hard it almost worked, but then McGonagall came around the corner. Sirius brags until his dying day that he once seduced Dumbledore himself.

James never actually believes him until one day Sirius gives Dumbledore this huge dramatic wink and then Dumbledore winks back.

James stands up and walks out of the great hall.