Circa 1995

30. I'm a little gay a lot of the time, TX->SoCal Want to see how gay I can get? @thefanfair

[footlongdingledong]

rarely do i repost things and especially from shittr but this video is shutting down core partsof my mental processing i think

[mysticplaces]

abandoned thermal power plant | Hungary

photography by Andreas S

[angelaeleni]

You can have it all. You don’t have to choose. You are abundant, expansive, limitless, infinite.

[oohyuck]

Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?

[long-distance-love]

My idea of peace is laying in bed with you with my leg thrown over yours. You kiss the top of my head every now and again. We are safe.

[rnbgifs]

[frontmansdefender]

[pisshandkerchief]

"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)

"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game

[targetedknowledge]

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

[sparrowposting]

"if you worry, you suffer twice"

Brother, I am inventing new types of worry and ways to suffer thrice. Perhaps even FOUR times.

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[en6aarni-deactivated20220426]

eye contact, then that little smile

[riotd]

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

[helenvaughans]

[dazzlerazz]

You're in her dms well i'm in my jammies. goodnight

[wtf-is-hockey]

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

[pseudospaceship]

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today