[an-angry-asexual]

Recommend me your sexiest Sister Daniel/Father Philip fics please I'm in a mood for sinning.

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

[an-angry-asexual]

The stress of not knowing where I'll be living during the Hard tour so I don't know what city to get tickets to

[an-angry-asexual]

I'll be mildly disappointed if the Dan and Phil news isn't that they're starting an Onlyphans.

[whoreocookiesnmilk]

My favorite position is 1st place in Mario Kart.

[siriuscybernetics]

[an-angry-asexual]

I need someone to play tomadachi life and create all members of One Direction and post it on YouTube.

[ahappydnp]

they fell in love here

[danffodilf]

phil's quarantine content cannot be real

[bleachblondephil]

the pham tier of the opera

[mr-styles]

nbcsnl styles night live

[delicatepointofview]

Harry addresses 'queerbaiting' allegations on SNL

[braverytattoos]

Harry on SNL

[an-angry-asexual]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 7/? Fandom: One Direction (Band) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan/Harry Styles, Zayn Malik/Harry Styles, Zayn Malik/Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik/Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik/Liam Payne Characters: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Niall Horan Additional Tags: Polyamory, Alternate Universe, Polyamory Negotiations, Smut, Fluff, Teacher Harry Styles, Art Teacher Zayn Malik, Music Teacher Niall Horan, Asexual Character, Asexual Niall Horan, Threesome - M/M/M, Blow Jobs, Kissing, Anal Sex, Dom Louis Tomlinson, Sub Harry Styles, Friends With Benefits, Established Relationship, Strangers to Lovers, Director Louis Tomlinson, Personal Trainer Liam Payne, Hand Jobs, Friendship, Masturbation, Daddy Kink, Dom/sub, Subspace Summary:

"What is this about you and Zayn fucking at work, hm? Seems highly unprofessional, don’t you think?”

“It was a reward,” Harry mumbled into Louis’s shirt.

“Sorry, what was that?”

Harry tilted his head a bit to the side. “It was a reward. For getting through the meetings.”

“A reward, huh? And what about me? I never get any rewards for getting through my meetings,” Louis complained in mock annoyance.

Harry noticed the subtle shift in his voice. He used what Harry liked to call his bedroom voice. He was definitely on board with this change in mood.

  Or: A polycule where everyone is happy because the author doesn't like when people are sad. Featuring cutesy dates, kinky sex and a healthy dose of Shakespeare.

[nepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnep]

[an-angry-asexual]

Realised I haven't shared my fanfictions on here. I'm ace_princess on ao3.

This was my first fic! It's Harry centric mostly about gender feelings, but also features some Larry mutual romantic interest?

Word count: 6002

Rating: G

Summery: Hazel could feel her nerves settling in as they got closer to the park. In about five minutes she would face people she hadn't seen in ten years. People who didn’t know HER. People who only knew her as Harry — the friendly and a bit nerdy, curly haired boy, who always raised his hand in class, not caring if it was uncool to care about school.

Or: A school reunion, an old crush, a best friend and a trip down the memory lane.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67966771

Edit: Couldn't get the link to work but if you copy and paste in browser it should work ☝️

[dpdailyupdate]

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[69yaoi-lover-69]

Dan Howell and yaoi🥹🥹✌️✌️