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alfie | 30s | they/them | scotland | ao3 10 year hiatus who? official account of the sirius cybernetics corporation but i won't be going against the wall with the rest of the marketing department

[sinmonger]

Hollanov + tweets (part 2)

[purpurussy]

ok so you can't say "the studio broke" if what you mean is "there was a software error". not with your track record in this department. you got people thinking something imploded

(thank you @pudumephistophiles for noticing this comment and sending the screenshot <3)

[what1sgo1ngon]

Love this brand of phil pettiness

[cloudabserk]

messy hollanov doodles

[diphowell]

the gayest

[phovaries]

dnp full circle and are now doing the ao3 author sorry for the late update but my house exploded authors note <3

[diphowell]

so sad that dan and phil haven’t been able to leave the gaming channel room/office for weeks. nowhere to go. there was only one room au.

[danandphilupdates]

patreon post

8/7/26

[lizardsmp3]

flooded house. broken studio. every day they experience a new trial

[infectiouspiss]

they think they're funny

[probuccalfat]

must be nice to put your whole paw in your mouth and gnaw on it

[ddphan]

Finished Fic Alert!

Title: throw away the key Chapters: 12/12 - Complete Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, 2009 Era (Phandom), Kidnapping, Stockholm Syndrome, Unhealthy Relationships, Possessive Behavior, Dubious Consent, Non-Consensual Drug Use, Anal Sex, Orgasm Denial, Biting, Bruises, Drugged Sex, Sexual Overstimulation, Collars, Puppy Play, Piercings, Body Modification, Knives, Scarification, Praise Kink, Rope Bondage, Bondage, Blood, Under-negotiated Kink, Freak4Freak Dan Howell/Phil Lester, Happy Ending, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Crying During Sex, Hand Jobs, Consensual but Not Safe or Sane, Comeplay, Blow Jobs, Self-Esteem Issues, Come Eating, Rimming, References to Depression, Cock Warming, Oral Sex, Face-Fucking, Felching, Murder, Minor Character Death

Summary: An AU in which Phil doesn't let Dan leave after their first meeting in October 2009. Read it here!

[sunchildsatoru]

[laddersmp3]

does anyone think they kissed during pinof

[scuddleduck]

Boy I could really go for a twilight reaction today

[birdandmoon]

Heat waves.

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny