Too Gay to Function

Syd. 30. Queer/Aro/Ace. They/Them. Jewish. Currently going absolutely feral over: CR4

[lunehowls]

lazy doodle bcs im lazy

[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[hollowedskin]

And sluts to sluts.

[arsnof]

amen

[cherrishnoodles]

i hate you shein i hate you temu i hate you aliexpress i hate you microtrends i hate you fomo culture i hate you aesthetic restocking videos i hate you constantly on the grind mindset i hate you overconsumption i hate you fast fashion i hate you tiktok influencers i hate you i hate you i hate you

[digihowl]

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

[mizuthe-cat]

I don't think every character ever needs to be shipped with someone maybe they just need to be shipped in some sort of box alone to a location

[starrose17]

[rictthesilly]

In lieu of juneteenth, remember that slavery never truly ended because they just switched to putting us in jail for looking for work (loitering) and having no home after being freed ('vagrancy')

Still, celebrate juneteenth because it is a joyous day, the struggles not over yet thoigh

[juggalage]

Slavery is still very legal, they just prefer the less controversial term "indentured servitude."

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[i-suggest-prison-abolition]

As do I

[punkrock-bottom]

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[moonsandloons]

Black people who have any form of hair at all deserve 1 million dollars.

[blackfemmecharacterdependency]

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[riasgarbagecan]

Ohhh goshhh i hate him🥰🥰🥰

[recklessmoss]

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

[recklessmoss]

please this is SO funny

[recklessmoss]

HUH?!

[bigbadbutch]

[beardedmrbean]

[poetrylesbian]

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

[killer-fille]

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

[tlirsgender]

As I am "severely the target audience for project hail mary" I have to point out. The thing about Grace's theories the scientific community hated so so so much re: life not necessarily having to be water/carbon based............ In Real Life Astrobiology this has already been pretty extensively discussed and largely discounted. So. Watching the scene where he's talking about like "the only original idea I ever had" I was kinda chewing on my lips like oooooh it's worse actually LMAO

Like. I need you all to understand. He's not getting laughed out of the room because it's this outlandish new idea, it's that in the theoretical biochemistry world this is *already outdated* and he's just like "NO LISTEN IT COULD STILL HAPPEN" & the scientific community is like can you shut the fuck up

[tlirsgender]

To be fair I would like to stress that it's *largely* discounted not Entirely 100% ruled out. There are some ongoing arguments about this afaik. But it really adds something to my enjoyment of this movie like oh buddy. It's so much worse than it sounds. Fully not a new idea he's pulling kind of a "here's how bernie can still win"

[tlirsgender]

Can somebody draw Grace kind of frantically pointing at a board that says "here's how silicon based life can still exist" please. For me

[yoki-loves-stars]

Okay!

[tlirsgender]

YES perfect beautiful

[theaftersundown]

the way ive been both of these in the last few weeks.

[paranormal-taters]

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

[paranormal-taters]

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

[paranormal-taters]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

[memorycycle]

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them