[rhyme]

i think we should let the penguins decide on a flag for antarctica

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[billspreston-esq]

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

[billspreston-esq]

[deathliker]

i have some too

[moonssnail]

I think about some of these all the time and they bring me such joy so im reblogging to keep them near ♡

[labelleizzy]

I hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child...

[dogpuppy]

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[emmaubler]

Baseball loves a superstition, so nobody probably thinks twice about it

[epicallyepicnerdery]

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[wonderarium]

this sewing pattern just touched me while i was in the middle of reading it

[bob-artist]

My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

[stillnaomi]

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold

[thememedaddy]

[mytearsrricochet]

[sextuspompey]

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

[my-dailydreams]

[fa3ryb0t]

goodbye straight people

[catchymemes]