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There is No Such Place
@an-unmarked-place
Mar 13, 2020
Half-Life 2: Episode 1 (2006)
Mar 13, 2020
ive never wanted to eat a leaf more than i have when watching land before time movies
Mar 13, 2020
That didn’t take long
(via)
Mar 13, 2020
im gonna start collecting a list of the funniest phrases in the english language
so far ive got
get his ass
thats the bitch (when referring to an object/type of creature)
fat fuck friday
shouting “fuck yeah dude” and hyping something up when someone does something minor like opening a jar of jam
does man care
feel free to add your own
calling someone / an inanimate object a whore over absolutely nothing
i want that twink obliterated
• calling everything sexy
this shit slaps / fucks
Mar 13, 2020
Mar 13, 2020
sometimes i get a little stressed out because i’m living in a part of history that’ll one day be talked about and discussed and papers written and what am i doing? what have i done? laundry, barely
Sometimes I used to wonder what regular folks were doing during eventful periods in history.
Now I’m living in one and yeah, it turns out the answer is laundry, barely.
Mar 13, 2020
big bleps
Mar 13, 2020
Ki-jung – the facts are she’s the baby in the family, and she does sometimes come off as the most adventurous and progressive, but also very realistic out of the four Kim family members. But in reality, she’s very saddening, sometimes, and very heart-aching, because the amount of tests and exams, and the cuts that she didn’t make. She seems like someone who’d never complain about it: Her only outlet was the little pouch that she hid on top of the toilet, with the cigarette case and the money. But she is definitely someone who would never talk to other people about her problems, and in that sense that’s why it was heartbreaking, because she felt that her only outlet was that cigarette box and nothing else. But when Ki-jung starts going to the rich house, and takes on the role of Jessica, it was very cathartic as someone who was playing that role, because she was finally able to utilise every single skill that she had, and finally was able to use the tools that she’s been wanting to, but was never given the platform to do so.
PARK SO-DAM as Kim Ki-jung/Jessica in PARASITE (2019)
Mar 13, 2020
Checkup
Why does he look like cookie dough ice cream
thats what hes made of
He is what he is
Mar 13, 2020
“Amateur Opossum Actress” by Rebecca Kriz
I object to the diminishment of this opossum’s OBVIOUS theatrical skill and training
Mar 13, 2020
The Damaraland mole-rat, Damara mole rat, or Damaraland blesmol (Fukomys damarensis) is a burrowing rodent found in southern Africa. Along with the smaller, less hairy, naked mole rat, it is one of only two known eusocial mammals.
Despite living in an entirely subterranean environment, Damaraland mole-rats exhibit circadian rhythms, and are active primarily during the day. Their levels of the hormone melatonin can be altered by artificially changing the length of apparent daylight, suggesting that they are at least able to distinguish light from dark, although their eyesight may otherwise be very poor.
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fully clothed mole rats
Mar 13, 2020
Full offense but all these colleges and universities sending kids home should refund their housing and meal plans for those weeks.
Mar 13, 2020
Me, looking back at how many books i used to read: I love that bitch, she was going places.
Mar 13, 2020
Parasite (2019) dir. Bong Joon-ho
Mar 13, 2020
Man: Hey French guy, how do you say yes? Oui. How do you say no? Non. How do you say maybe?
[Said with strong Southern accent]: Puh-tater.
This post has killed me.
Mar 13, 2020
This is Kroshik, the little seal who rescuers tried to rehabilitate twice but he just didn’t want to be, and far preferred the company of humans. He has found a forever home among us, now that his rescuers have finally accepted this is what he needs. Here he is blowing bubbles to catch them in his mouth, silly baby!
