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local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣
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i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me
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That was the correct thing to say.
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okay so the Odyssey movie was great actually
the jokes about it being shit were fun but we were so wrong. the marketing was targeted at cishet men who watch dull gray action movies but that was a trick. it was actually so thoughtfully written and the primary theme is like, the folly of valorizing war
I didn't realize before I said this that it was going to be the next big problematic media on tumblr, but to be clear, no it isn't a meticulous one-to-one retelling of the Odyssey, it's a spin on the story, and no it isn't a deep dive into Greek culture, it's a Hollywood blockbuster, so it's got some anachronisms and story differences and the cast is various big name actors. Pretty common occurrence for adaptations of literature, honestly, and that's fine actually.
Deciding which details should change is part of the art, and some adaptations are going to be looser than others, it's how we get Romeo + Juliet (1996) and O Brother Where Art Thou (2000). Each one will have its flaws, but if you're expecting a precise recreation where every detail is spot on and every line is quoted verbatim, then adaptations will always disappoint you, because that's not what they're meant to be.
I don't think you can properly appreciate (nor, therefore, critique) a work of art if you aren't willing to take it on its own terms. What is the movie actually trying to do? What does it have to say?
I've seen people saying on here that it treats Ancient Greece as the "pinnacle of civilization" in the way that American and British culture so often does, but I have to push back on that because it very explicitly challenges that exact thing. The plot is driven by people's failures. Spoilers incoming, but the whole story is about how the mythologies of war are incompatible with the realities of war. There are no heroes in war, what they did was ugly and wrong, and yet they'll be celebrated for it. Mythologized even. Odysseus can't go home until he accepts that he cannot be the great man everyone thinks he is. The myth has displaced the man, along with every victim, innocent and otherwise, of all that violence. And where does it lead? Does Odysseus return to find his home happy and thriving? Is it the "pinnacle" of civilization? If you watched the movie you know the answer to that.
Now consider why a message such as that might be directed at American and British audiences. Both cultures idolize Ancient Greece, don't they? And now here's a story where their cultural mental image of Greece is questioned. And if they're wrong about that, what does that say about their own histories? What kinds of ugly truths might be hiding behind their own mythologized pasts? Hell, what stories are we telling ourselves about our present?
The movie had something to say, and it said it well.
I'm not saying you gotta fuck the film. It's got its flaws, and it came out of the Hollywood movie industry which is well known to be fucked up. That's worth talking about with respect to the broader issues with the industry. But all I'm saying is, if you're gonna criticize the movie, think critically, have some nuance, don't just react. Tumblr primed me to hate it, but when I watched it, I actually really liked it, the story was solid.
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I don't personally care at all for Homestuck, but it is obvious and understandable why so many people would be totally obsessed with it. It is like the only work of fiction that really takes the perspective of people who are chronically online, people whose primary social life is digital rather than based on the people and spaces around them. Most stories about gamers feature a cast of them who play together in real life and can meet up regularly. Even self indulgent isekai anime only ever look at shut-in loners in a context where they now have companions and goals in their physical space and no longer have access to the internet. How could Homestuck not become a sensation when it has a monopoly on representing the growing psychographic of people who need to remind themselves to touch grass?
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The thing that Kris strikes me as most obviously an allegory for is like, "interracial" adoption. A racialized child adopted by White parents. Like it's so obvious to me and yet on here it's all "Kris is an allegory for being trans" "Kris is an allegory for autism/other disability" as if "Kris is visually different from every other person in their town, gets made fun of and ostracized for it, gets asked unsolicited questions about what it's like to 'be a human,' was raised by a mother who owns a book about the history between monsters and humans and repeatedly checked out a book about how to take care of a human from the library when they were very young, and they have a separate shampoo in the family bathroom" can only be about growing up autistic. Like sometimes inhuman monsters can be the allegorical White people do you guys know that
it is kind of wild to me to see people read kris' narrative as exclusively the experience of being transgender rather than what it is like to be mixed or otherwise not visibly [belonging to] a community. the transgenderism is under the surface as it pertains to interpersonal relationships; the immediate reading will always be kris' deep-seated apprehensions based on appearance indicating them as the stranger to be given a sideways glance, something still difficult to bear emotionally even if you are not treated as the outsider to be ousted. sometimes the ambiguity can be even more difficult, in fact, because any upset in response will disturb the alleged peace
Kris Deltarune first character to have species dysphoria which in game is a metaphor for race dysphoria that interracial adopted children experience. genius.
Starline fails to account for gender dysphoria when creating a female clone of Sonic.
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check out the mourning doves’ new single “hooOOOO hoo hoo hoo” if you get the chance. sound of the summer.
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oh wait this is EXTRAORDINARILY delightful. this isn’t a case of Blorbo From My Shows this is Henrietta Pickles From My Porch
Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week
Drinking spiders??!
You put ice cream in a glass and pour soft drink over it. It creates a thick layer of delicious foam on top of a sweet, creamy drink with ice cream in it.
And yes I did attempt to get a picture by googling “Australia spider” like a fucking moron.
I think that’s called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.
We wouldn’t be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.
I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, it’s exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.
It’s not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.
#WE HAVE SPIDERS IN AOTEAROA and they serve CUNT#im gonna steal ice cream from work this weekend and make spiders with it. i will steal the fizzy from work also#i fucking hate my boss
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,
Possibly my spiciest take is that it's actually good to have people you respect and like that have some dogshit takes.
I think part of what is making young people lonelier, in discussing why they're increasingly isolated, is that they're so afraid of meeting someone who doesn't hold their same beliefs, and instead of being just core beliefs it is kinda ancillary shit.
It's actually okay to disagree even on social topics! Even on some political ones! But I mean, online you can start with "i love this mutual but they have a really bad/uninformed opinion about x media"
I know this is IMMEDIATELY going to be taken in bad faith, and yes babygirl, you are so right, I DO want you to go make best friends with both the KKK grand wizard AND your nearest nazi leader.
But seriously, as someone who has spent two decades doing community organization: finding ways to connect with different people is so so so important. There are people i follow here who ate 80% smart and their brain falls out of their head 20% of the time and that is GOOD FOR MY MENTAL ECOSYSTEM AND GOOD FOR LEARNING HOW TO BE A PERSON
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It’s also good to assume you probably are the friend whose brain falls out 20% of the time.
We all have blind spots, assumptions, and dogshit take from time to time. They can’t all be winners.
Y'know, for a kids movie, the thematic message of Puss and Boots and the Last Wish sure seems to be something I need to hear as an adult who is afraid of having a mid life crisis too soon.