sad girls club

lizzie, the sad meme god

[zakazne]

[hanavbara]

girls night out pt 2. 💖💄🌙 #SailorMoon 

[funny-history]

[antique-symbolism]

it’s been years and I’m still thinking about that interaction I had with a cashier that went something like

Cashier: Are you military?

Me: No.

Cashier: Do you want to lie and say you’re military for the 10% discount?

[badjokesbyjeff]

“If sex with three people is called threesome and sex with four people is called foursome.

I guess now I know why people call you handsome”

[phillip-bankss]

theres a mouse in the house and it's really little but it has A HUGE ASS like its tiny but it has Defined Buttcheeks you can see from across the room. heres the note I left for the other ppl here

[brown-forking-weed]

who cares if they found water on mars. i found water in my basement and it cost me a lot of money

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[that-house]

saw a bald guy today and immediately thought "like to slap his bald head reblog to slap his bald head" you people have ruined me

[deadly-danaid]

I want this sooo bad

[clairaclarvoyant]

pretty in pink 👛👙🎀💓🌷

[unclefather]

you’re not a good person just because you love soup

[thyrell]

whats youre fucking damage

[feeshies]

Guys I’m going to make a hot take

[feeshies]

The whole “I wish I could be with a woman, but instead I’m stuck with my stupid, gross husband/boyfriend” sentiment I see repeated in bi circles is just the “progressive” queer version of the boomer “I hate my wife” jokes

[cumaeansibyl]

if he’s stupid and gross you should leave him and if he isn’t you’re just being cruel for internet points and he should leave you

[theslowesthnery]

sometimes the stupidest things make me laugh

[evilgirls]

i’ve literally never been more obsessed with a tiktok comment

[airandangels]

[semifinaldestination-deactivate]

Some people will be mentally ill for their lifetime and it won’t be because they didn’t try hard enough