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$LAYYYTER
todays bird
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hello vonnie
d e v o n
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Mike Driver
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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I’m beautiful and you all wanna date me
michelle's soft estrogenized lemonade
they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture
there is a world out there I can’t comprehend
behold, context
Told a girl to break up with her lame fucking bf
She did.
And within 2 weeks she met a lesbian couple who saw her from across the [location redacted] and wanted to make her their third and spitroast her.
That's right, with a fraction of my power i made a friend's dreams come true.
I am a powerful dragon.
Just a little update, if you wanted to see the depth of my power
they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture
there is a world out there I can’t comprehend
behold, context
Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type
Earthquake? That is THE ground move. The ground quakes beneath you.
Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.
Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.
Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.
Ice beam? It's a beam. Of ice. Could've been a gust of frigid wind, or a frost incursion, or being entombed in a glacial slab, but noooooo it's a beam. Of ice.
yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part
Fuck you're right post cancelled
Changing the name of this series to 'Tits & Eve'
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Jasmine Vine, lead programmer of Hollow Knight & Silksong just transitioned!! I'm so happy for her!❤️🏳️⚧️
her bluesky header & icon are so cute too 🥰
It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!
one time i hooked up with a guy and he ate my ass and jerked me off and then his boyfriend came home and was like kind of upset that he didn't get to have sex with me too. so i was like hey we can do sex that's fine by me. i can cum again. and so he's like ok lets take a shower together and ill jerk you off in the shower. and as hes jerking me off in the shower he asks if i use my phone while i shower. and i say no. and he says he always uses his phone in the shower. and sometimes he takes off the case and washes his phone with shampoo and water just for fun. and he's broken five phones this year from doing that but he's not going to stop because he just wants his phone to be clean and feel good. hes still jerking me off as he tells me about this. this is a real story you have to believe me
Worry about it kitten
ok ♥️
fuck ♥️
"In the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't." -- Brennan Lee Mulligan, D20, Fantasy High
I know this post is "I care and I'm part of the universe thus the universe cares." I won't necessarily be arguing against that. What I *will* argue, however, is that it's all a matter of scale, and "lol the universe doesn't give a shit" is/has been an exceptional grounding technique for me.
Don't get me wrong this isn't a cynical or doom-and-gloom attitude, exactly the opposite.
If I'm having a bad day and feel like everything is falling apart, will the grass still grow? Will the sun still shine?
When I'm dead and gone, will there still be love? Will there still be new life?
When the sun goes red giant and kills all life on earth, will there still be stars?
When the universe finally dies, however that may happen, will any of it have mattered?
The answer to all of this, in my mind, is yes. Everything is transient; nothing lasts forever; this, too, shall pass yadda yadda. Paradoxically (?), that's why here and now, we *should* care. The universe doesn't give a shit, that's why I, as part of the capital U Universe, do.
reblog this to be an annoying faggot at ur followers
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swallowing a sword to please my ailing king and i get it down my throat and i start gagging and coughing but im blushin g and shaking alittle and i push it down further and cross my legs for reasons the court does not understand and then i pull the sword out and gasp for air and i like spit on it and my makeups all fucked up and the guards instantly riddle me with crossbow bolts