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chipped

Man, this is such a perfect analogy. “Chipped”… Just damaged enough for it to show at times, but not nearly broken enough to warrant fixing. And so often does the chipped cup turn itself to show its undamaged side.

swatato

The Trick™

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THIS IS HOW IT WORKS.

NOTICE REVIEWS ON THERE AS WELL

silverlight013

Yep

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A source who is allegedly close to JJ Abrams just released the following details

I’m summing this up very briefly. If you want to read the full thing look at the original reddit post. This talks about what JJ’s cut of the movie looks like

-JJ Abrams original cut was 3 hours and 2 minutes long. Disney published the final cut in November and changed multiple thing without JJ’s permission or blessing. Musical changes were made, and things were edited out and stitched together like “scotch tape”

- there were four extra scenes with Rose that JJ wanted in the movie. Two involving Rey, and two more involving Leia. Disney said these scenes were too “risky”

- Jannah is confirmed Lando’s daughter

- Finn is confirmed force sensitive. He even gets to say it out loud! Uses the force on accident to open a door on the star destroyer. Disney changed this to a cgi BB-8 in the final cut.

- Rey was always meant to be a palparine, Ben was always supposed to be redeemed. And Ben was always supposed to die (the source states that they did not see the very first draft so Ben possibly might’ve survived that draft, but every other draft after he is always supposed to die)

- JJ didn’t want to make kylo and Rey kiss. But they did hug and speak to eachpther for over two minutes of screen time after Rey is resurrected.

- JJ wanted FinnPoe to happen. But Disney said NO. Plain and simple unfortunately.

- kylo and Rey each get many more scenes devoted to them figuring themselves out (Ben being redeemed and Rey figuring out she’s a Palpatine) The source praises Adams acting in these scenes.

- the force ghosts were supposed to BE THERE with Rey when she went against Palpatine. Samuel L Jackson, Hayden Christenson, and Ewan Mcgreggor were all on set and in costume to film the scene. Disney cut this and opted for voice overs instead

This isn’t even all of it, but these details seemed the most interesting

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katealot

Earth: does the same thing it’s done for 4.54 billion years

Humans:

AGGRESSIVELY TRANS-POSITIVE HARRY POTTER HEADCANONS

The Gryffindor Stairs acknowledge transgirls and do not convert to a slide when they attempt to climb. They see a true of heart transgirl for what she is and magically a bed may appear after doing so.

A trans-students remark that they have often stumbled upon a room that seems to have clothing in their size in the current school uniform, and casual clothes appearing when at their most dysphoric.

Recently, a Witch and Wizard have designed a line of beauty and healthcare charms and potions to help the transitioning witch. They include a potion for rapid hair growth, a cream when applied that helps stimulate the hair follicles to produce hair for up to 3 weeks, a vest that enchants all clothing applied over the top to give appearance of breasts, a vest that enchants all clothing applied over the top to reduce the chest size, as well as lozenges in 72 delicious flavours that alter the vocal chords pitch for up to 12 hours.

The Ministry of Magic under Hermione Granger had a gender detecting quill that identified all Wizards and Witches and Non Binary wand bearers identified gender and wrote to them with the correct pronouns and title automatically. This was later introduced to other offices.

Kelpi O Brian became the first Non Binary Wand bearer to win the Quidditch world cup. Their poster sold out within hours.

Rita Skeeter was sacked after Hermione Granger became Minister of Magick. She was replaced by Transmale writer Emeritus Knightly who was the most popular reporter in the Daily Prophet’s history

Minerva MacGonagle left a sum of money to Hogwarts in her will, it was used to build Permanent accommodation for those who were not able to go home for Summer which included trans-students. Her portrait was hung in the hallway of the home and it would often tell Transgirls to lift their chins high and be proud of the witch they were, or tell transboys to tuck their shirt in and represent the school with pride.

Moaning Myrtle continued to haunt her toilet, until she saw one day lots of boys were coming in, and leaving as girls, and soon, lots of girls were coming in and leaving as boys. She one day got so cross with this ruckus, she asked what was going on and if they were trying to trick her. When one of the students told her, she became fiercely protective of her new friends and when any other students came in to tease, she scared them away, wailing and screaming at them. Soon enough, moaning Myrtle became just Myrtle and her new friends often hung out with her in their free time

Feel free to add to this. Let’s take back Hogwarts!

#Harry Potter #fuck JK Rowling #JK Rowling is a terf #Don't come for me #I'm not in the mood

brunz

when the season’s grain yield is good and your family can afford a loaf of bread this week

triss19

the comment section is a gift

anthropwashere

This post never has a link when it crosses my dash so HERE

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The line between medieval woodwinds and modern kazoos is DELICATE

jihyo-x

yeah no shit

felderwin

my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes “FART” (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says “wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake”

agnesmontague

i googled this bc i desperately wanted this to be real, and guess what…it is.

the dude’s name was su dongpo (also known as su shi). his original poem went like this:

稽首天中天，

毫光照大千，

八風吹不動，

端坐紫金蓮

(Humbly bowed my head below all skies Minutest lights shine through my deepest bounds Immovable by strong winds from eight sides Upon purplish gold lotus I seated straightly by the low mound) (x)

on which his friend wrote “放屁” (fart, literally), and you know the rest.

(here’s a chinese source for the skeptics)

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this is even funnier because just writing “fart” out of the blue sounds really stupid and random in english, but in chinese, fart (fang pi) is used as a common reply to, well, people talking out of their ass. kind of like how we’d use “bullshit” in context.

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IT’S BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

idleesque

so boris johnson is the new prime minister

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littlered247

Something I’ve realised working in retail is that………..ppl just don’t fucking read……

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all customers are jared, 19

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Ghost Instagram

#Ghoul #Elemental #Sons and Daughters of Hell

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Chris + Cat (These Are The People Who Live In My House Outtakes)

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rcktpwr

easy pete you son of a bitch, there isn’t a sign on this earth that could deliver you from my fury

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i never stop laughing at this fucking post

marauders4evr

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

marauders4evr

#raises hand #i dont understand #please explain?

In order for disabled people to receive any sort of financial assistant for their housing, food, bills, medical supplies, etc., they cannot ever have more than $2,000 of resources to their name. Ever.

It doesn’t matter what it’s for.

You’re saving up for a new wheelchair?

For college?

To put a downpayment on a house?

Hell man, you just happen to budget for once in your life so that you can have some extra money in case something bad happens?

Your benefits immediately get cut off if you’re a cent over $2,000.

And, even worse, you usually end up having to pay back every dollar the government gave you that month.

So say you get $400. If they find out you’re twenty dollars over the resource limit, you have to give them all $400 back and you undergo an investigation of your funds to see if you will continue getting money.

“What if I spend the money that day?”

Doesn’t matter. In fact, from what I can tell, people who do this are actually put under investigation for fraud.

And yes, this system literally kills people.

locuas642

Remember when “Guardians of the Galaxy” came out? one of Rocket Racoon’s creators, Bill Mantlo, suffered an accident in 1992 and has irreparable brain damage.

before the movie came out, Marvel gave him an exclusive preview screening. SOme people were upset because they felt if Marvel was really wanted to thank mantlo, they should have donated money to Mantlo’s family.

Bill Mantlo’s brother had to come out and explain: If Marvel gave them monetary aid, Bill Mantlo would lose his financial assistance.

rootbeergoddess

That’s so utterly depressing.

sushinfood

disgusting

beeskeepony

I have friends on welfare who won’t pick up a penny in the street because they’d risk the welfare they struggled to get for 10 years.

raenboow

oh look another fucked up thing in this world. let’s just add it to the list. number 63858b

luvtonique

My brother has been on California State SSI for autism for the last 10 years, and he absolutely has to (no joke, HAS TO) spend all 720 bucks of his SSI every month, because if he puts it in the bank he risks losing his SSI altogether.

Sometimes, at the end of the month, he has no idea what to do with his money because the whole month went by and he still has 400-ish bucks in his account, and he fucking panics because he doesn’t want to get anywhere near 2,000.

And here’s the funnest part of the story!

One day he did a huge commission on Second Life and wound up earning 1500 bucks off of it, and he told the guy to donate it 500 bucks at a time over 3 months. The guy didn’t want to, and just donated all 1500, which put my brother at 2,036 bucks.

The state IMMEDIATELY (I’m talking less than an hour) called him up to tell him over the phone that they were canceling his SSI, because they noticed he had gone over the 2,000 buck threshold. He had to tell them that someone had made a charitable donation to him and that this was not a common occurrence in any way shape or form, and upon not believing him, my mother had to call to talk to them as his legal caretaker and say basically the same thing until they called off the cancellation of his SSI money.

He also had to cancel his renter’s assistance because it put him to 1,062 a month, so if he went 30 days without spending any money they’d cancel his SSI altogether. Like, none of us in the family have any fucking clue why that regulation is in place and it’s the stupidest shit in human history.

Please, legal side of Tumblr, tell me what positive reasoning this law has?

sodomymcscurvylegs

Happy 4th of July everyone! This is what the “nation of opportunity” looks like.

xfirecorex

There’s something called an ABLE account that can help. If you are on SSI and were diagnosed as disabled before the age of 26 you can apply for an ABLE account that will allow you to save up to $99,000. More people need to know about this!