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lilacblossoms

this kills me EVERY. TIME. I WATCH IT.

Her deadpan delivery is just... *chef's kiss*

heated-blanket

RIP bozo status pending

dubiouswizard

patrickbatemanamericanpsycho

chronicgirlfail

"i be profen" .. uhhh okay? and michael be jordan

bigtimetommy

me after ants find me asleep at the picnic

silviacrossdresser

Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny reinterpret this cartoon first published in German magazine Lustige Blätter in 1932:

3000s

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

3000s

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

sashimi55

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

dambiex

parkayquarts

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

crazy-brazilian

phantomofthehoepera

I want the record to state I have never been this hard in my entire life

"So, how's the wife?"

"Ah yes, the old ball and chain."

"That's a little rude, don't you think?"

I pull out a wedding photo from my wallet and you see me at the altar across from a chain chomp with a pink bow.

brucebocchi

20th-centuryghost

sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...