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.... This tumblr is like >_> ...but I'm a gay guy so I'm automaticaly more right on everything than everyone else that is straight and male (do I get more tumblrpoints now Apple or do I need to stop having sex for that also?)

[str8-for-pay]

32 Faces You’ll Recognize If You’ve Ever Had Anal Sex With A Penis

[thedaywemetcomic]

Chapter 4, Page 46

[yolas0]

[luvtonique]

Foxen - Quartz Casts Caesura

Quartz has a very precise and hard to land attack that’s a guaranteed crit called “Caesura” It’s hard to land because of the necessity for utmost precision with your rhythm on all three preparation moves that come before it. You have to perfectly, on rhythm, hit “Load, Aim, Aim, Shoot” when the enemy is under your crosshair for the final beat. However, Caesura does extremely high critical damage if it hits. Extremely effective on targets that have been pinned down by Gypsum, or stuck in tar thrown by Mica, or tangled in Wendi’s brambles, or impaled and rooted by Devilline, etc. Basically it’s a good attack to use if you communicate with your teammates to CC a priority target for you! [“Foxen: A Tale of Socks” is a very pre-alpha game that Jay is currently working on after a very hefty muse of inspiration happened. Soon he will be posting a video explaining the premise of the game and looking for an indie dev team to make it a reality!]

[raenboow]

^ even Tumblr itself was impressed by this. Nicely done 👍

[facts-i-just-made-up]

The popular saying "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results" is not the full quote from a Rita Mae Brown character.

The full quote goes on, "Unless you're referring to like, practicing something. Or something that just requires persistence. Or anything that can change from external factors and you just have to keep going so you don't miss it. You know, forget I said it, it was a silly quote that I hope nobody makes a motivational philosophy out of."

[luxjii]

Fear me, if you dare!

Help support me on PATREON

[permavermin]

Good Boy

[runtyink]

Blushy Boys Club with Leo and DragoNoi - For DragoNoi on FA

More can be found on my website at https://runtyink.com

All my art is streamed on Discord! http://discord.gg/s2CzERA

[jasvvy]

we stan a legend. 

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

I don’t even play this game or know who she is, but this is such peak cat energy I have to reblog it.

[cillianmurphy]

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

[cillianmurphy]

READ PART TWO AND THREE BELOW !!!!!

[ask39thewolf]

Wholesome

[beeskeepony]

It got better.

[kedreeva]

Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she motioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: “what do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, or…?” And i admitted there in front of god and the world “oh I feed it to my peacocks.” And she just looked so taken aback that I said “I’m sorry that’s not the answer you were hoping for”

And that’s how I learned other people don’t really know what to do with kale either. We’re all pretty sure it’s edible, though.

[kedreeva]

People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food

[godith024]

I’m sorry I’m hung up on the part where op owns peacocks

[kedreeva]

Purple ones:

And peahens. This one sleeps on a fluffy rainbow unicorn stuffed animal:

Her name is Artemis and she’s allergic to food.

This is Stan. His color morph is called Cameo so I named him Stan Lee:

He’s Artemis’ boyfriend.

They both love kale. I suppose someone’s got to.

[jupiter235]

OP Tell them I love them!

[writerandstudent]

Are they good guard birds?

[kedreeva]

That depends on your definition of ‘guard.’

They won’t defend other birds from predators like raccoons or weasels or coyotes or anything. They’re just as likely to get eaten in those cases.

However, they will harass snakes and other small, novel animals like mice, rabbits, wild birds, etc if they can get away with it. They will also yell at anything they disapprove of including but not limited to:

Your car

Neighbors

that one leaf that moved in the wind

the wind

deer in the woods

a hawk overhead

an airplane that might be a hawk overhead

each other

a noise they heard

a noise they thought they heard

sparrows

seriously, fuck sparrows specifically, they are DISALLOWED, completely intolerable, must chase off, shake train, and/or yell about it

that one kiwi fruit that was up to no good

the feather that fell off their own body and scared them

thunder (how dare the sky yell at them)

the sun arriving

the sun departing

sometimes predators I guess

[heckifiknowcomics]

In celebration of World Book Day

[somekh]

I’m about to have a really rough month cause traumaversary so can mutuals please tag (so I can blacklist)

Metal Gear

Monster Musume

Hunter x Hunter

Vocaloid

Fortnite

Australia (that’s a weird one I know I’m sorry)

Kitsune

Or the catch-alls for any of those and anything you feel may make me uncomfortable: #zeke dont look or #ekh dont look

You can also ask me for the specific urls to avoid reblogging the content of people who enabled my abuse. I’ve agreed not to publicly name them for it being “slander”, with the exception of this person, who abused me and others directly:

Please do not reblog anything with their url on it or anything from them. They’re a massive trigger. I will unfollow.

[raenboow]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[characterlimit]

you know you had to do it to yourself

[deadperson626]

Choose your favorite~

[fuks]

rekt

[memewhore]

[gildatheplant]

Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.

[minty-mayhem]

I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.

[prescribedburning-deactivated20]

im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me

red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂

[elsegame]

Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something

Xoxo

-Designer

What is Color Theory?

What isColor Theory? Color theory is a term used to describe the collection of rules and guidelines regarding the use of color in art and de

[youngdiasporan]

I think y’all are missing the point here.

[forlovefromfear]

You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around

[jhenne-bean]

I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Tumblr Has Heard of Color Theory, Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood”

like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Blood Red Paint is asymmetric splatters and sploches against the wall, or in this case, a snail trail on the hallway’s floor, an infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct.

[eternal-dannation]

this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

[uncle-beanbag]

[wildhaunt]

Homicide detectives: why are you dragging that bleeding corpse around?

Me, an intellectual: well you see it’s basic color theory…

[fundz64]

lmao….

color theory < GRAPHIC VISUAL FUCKIN’ DESIGN