For all the imagined anak I kutip

Sideblog for all my OC shenanigans.

[franzkavkas]

I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

[a-suffusion-of-yellow-deactivat]

it's because he didn't use washi tape

[catchymemes]

[and-so-on]

it’s like people don’t even want to be silly nowadays

[thesorceresstemple]

[infected]

The Witch’s House, Beverly Hills, photo by Miloš Duduković

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

[mister-girl]

I want this shirt so bad

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Ranger: Is that a praying mantis? Bard: Yes. Ranger: Don’t have sex with it. It will eat you after. Bard: Good call. It was looking at me all seductive like. Ranger: That’s how they get you.

[uchihaculture]

[ot3]

my problem is that i dont want to be a professional artist but i also have never wanted to do anything but be an artist

[teaboot]

wanna get sponsored by a lord so I can live on one of their many sprawling estates and make funny little paintings until I die of consumption

[capricornpropaganda]

I love that birds walk around sometimes...like literally so humble

[maculategiraffe]

my mom didn’t believe in lying to children so when I first asked about santa claus as a small child she was like “oh santa claus is another name for a man named saint nicholas who lived a long time ago. he was a very kind and generous man and he loved giving people presents and he would do things like put presents in people’s stockings when they were hung up to dry by the fire, so they would find them and be surprised. so now when we give presents at christmas it’s fun to pretend saint nicholas or ‘santa claus’ brings them. and we hang up stockings by the fire and when we get up in the morning there are presents in them, just like if saint nicholas was still alive to bring them!”

so that thanksgiving one of my uncles said jovially “so mac, are you being good for santa claus?” and little (not quite three year old) mac looked up and raised an eyebrow and said witheringly “he’s dead.”

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[kosmogrl]

[desinteresse]

People who are unable to suspend their disbelief are so boring. Like holy shit you discovered this fictional story does not 100% correlate with our reality? Should we call CNN? Should we invite Beyoncé?

[catchymemes]

[torohs]

[the-lost-alchemist]

Memento Mori

[marshals-2]

Come on man McMento Mori was right there