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@anal-lysis
starbucks cashier: how can i help you
me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card āsize grandeā and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.
not sure what 2 do with this informationā¦.š¤š¤
not sure what 2 do with this informationā¦.š¤š¤
I called my friend just now and said, āI have a joke for you.ā
Friend: āOk shootā
Me: āWhat has a tiny penis and hangs down?ā
Friend: āI dunno what?ā
Me: A bat.. now what has an enormous penis and hangs up?
Friend: I dunno what?
Click
THIS IS NOT A BAD JOKE, JEFF. THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF COMEDY.
hello please take a moment to admire pete buttigieg and his husband and his dog in his presidency campaign video
thatās all thank u for your timeĀ
You know Iām not sure cats actually understand cats either
Real world animals that inspired Pokemon
This is implying bags of trash and mimes are living creatures
https://youtu.be/X4bAiICYwlo
i only accept apologies from men like this from now on
@lukestarkillerisgay
holy shit
if i had to watch this bottle of water get cuckolded then so do you
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thottled water
itās been fun, but i think itās time to delete the internet forever
Lmao bih
WTF! š²
donāt you guys just love shapesĀ
I wanna destroy the culture of āwomen have to wear makeup to be considered presentableā and replace it with āmakeup is a fun accessory that allows u to have horribly fake purple lips and green eyelids if u want yee haw who wants some glitter on their noseā whoās with me on this
Women have to wear makeup to be considered presentable. End of discussion.
i know you probably just wanna make me Mad to get attention and iām playing into your hands by even RESPONDING but i just
youāre old enough to be my fuckin DAD and youāre running THIS tumblr???? really?????????? this is the smallest dick energy iāve ever seen
No way Iām fucking you unless you have good eye liner
no comeback i make could possibly be as funny as your entire existence holy shit iām losing it
i rlly feel unwanted all the time
I was at the grocery store and in walks Thomas Sanders. I got the nerve to go say hi to him but he ignored me. He ignored everything. He picked up a box of tampons and left. He didnāt even pay for them.
You haveā¦ no ideaā¦ how confused and shocked I was to read thisā¦. until I read the blog name.
reblog if you are BISEXUAL, SUPPORT BISEXUAL PEOPLE, or REALLY HATE DONALD TRUMP
Teo of three for me. Donald Trump is basically, literally the Satan and I support bisexuals. Iām actually Demipan myself though.
you literally said in another post that bisexuals are scum.
In one episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine, they talk about how trans people have it difficult in prison. In the very next episode the sentence āNothing is more attractive in a woman than the clear absence of a penisā is uttered.
Itās almost like B99 is a show made by liberals for liberals and its progressiveness is entirely performative.
Just want to point out since the post kind of glosses over the fact that the last sentence is uttered ironically by a gay character who is trying to pass as straight to distract a guard at a womenās prison. The running joke is that he believes straight people are transphobic and homophobic, so when he tries to pretend to be one, he acts that way. The joke is, no one around him acts like what heās saying is off, making further commentary on how transphobic and homophobic our society is.
tumblr taking things out of context to vilify something good? its more likely than you think
