better than all u ketones

grace || 20 || serial reblogger this is my spasmodic collection of things I find funny, cute, aesthetically pleasing, and fandom things

[jakegyllenhaal]

me thinking about the continuous progression of time

[lesbiansitara-moved-deactivated]

I am yelling I landed on a Christian article about Florence & The Machine 

[cahootings]

#you just described the perfect date

[japansapphic-blog]

barb from stranger things is a lesbean

short hair

knows nancys bras well enough that she knew nancy was wearing a new one

died on tv

[mikeseriously]

[modelcitizenthespian-deactivate]

when someone says a show has gay characters

[timeaway]

When someone comments on your physical appearance and you’re forced to acknowledge the vessel of flesh you inhabit

[dailymarvelqueens]

“Because of my martial arts background, I have competed so much. It makes you very strong. And to be honest, I grew up in a very rough area, so I think that my environment might have influenced me somehow. Though this is a character of course, and you have to dig within and look inside yourself to find pieces you can use. But I am not only like this.”

[abby-lemon]

Cosmo sex tip: When you’re about to cum, spray paint your mouth silver and shout, “WITNESS ME!”

[andrewhozier]

I just hate [the female comedian] label. You already know I’m a female. I hate getting even introduced like that. “Y'all ready for a female?” Oh, you ready for a unicorn? Like, it’s like, you know, I’m not a different species. It’s man and woman. You have seen me before.

[thomashumeau]

[acciowine]

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Music is important.

[oddity-txt]

Chicken nugget's wings look disproportioned and I don't think he'll be able to survive in the wild due to his handicap. Maybe keep him?

Yeahh I’m pretty sure that his left wing is deformed. It hasn’t straightened out and his Chrysalis was a little whack

I’m worried. He flies like a dork- a little frantic and uneven, but he can still fly. I don’t have any means of keeping him though so I’m not sure what to doAny suggestions for a handicapped yet handsome butterfly?

[gaymaul-archive]

hi, i think chicken nugget might be a chimera! a chimera is an organism with cells from two different zygotes, usually a result of a merging of sibling zygotes during gestation. anyway this can result in organisms with both male and female cells, and in animals with sexual dimorphism like many butterflies, having a “split” like chicken nugget is common!

here’s an example of a butterfly chimera with a split:

and here is the sexual dimorphism of spicebush swallowtails, with the male on the left and the female on the right:

male spicebush swallowtails are also smaller than the female, which would account for the size difference of chicken nuggets…chicken wings

as far as flight ability and care goes, i have no clue, but congrats on your beautiful new child!!

[oddity-txt]

CHICKEN WING IS BREAKING THE BINARY oh my god oh my god thank you for this info my bro is a fucking hella rad chimera non fuckig binary,, oh my god We’re nb bros I can’t believe this

He’s not a boy or a girl folks He’s chicken nugget

[shittyknight]

WEVE GOT A CHICKEN NUGGET THATS A THEY FOLKS THIS IS NOT A DRIL

[lizzie-mcguire]

Stranger Things: a very serious show about the paranormal

[kuroii98]

[interstellar-space-cadet]

I’m every one in this

[closecaptionvevo]

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

[kittehkats]

Terrific Sniffers

kitty noses

[one-good-little-life]

This is beautiful

[titankoretech-deactivated202004]

These are bees from my hive, if you reblog this I will name a bee after you. Will naming them have any impact whatsoever? Absolutely not, but wouldn’t it make your life just a bit better knowing there is a fuzzy little bee named Assploder or Crystaldragonsemen42?

[neckspike-deactivated20240222]

Tropical John the bee

[calista-lynne-deactivated201704]

IM SO HAPPY

[bitbats]

is it too late? I want to know there’s a little bitbee out there

[titankoretech-deactivated202004]

It’s not too late! There are about 30,000 bees in my beehive!

[bitbats]

this is the best news I’ve heard all day

[ivyadrena]

eeeee!

[whywidow]

She wants to dance like uma thurman

[rage-on-against-the-dying-light]

i need 10 hours of this