I Wanna Be Important

Jessica Tori || It/it’s ||🌸Oof🌸 || Spooky Da Scary|| Navigation || Ditsy🐻 || NSFW || Mr. Garrison-Kin || Dexter Morgan-Kin (aspdgender) ||

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Any mpreg that is new?

Guess Who's Having a Baby (ao3) - DanandPhilFanfictionWriter

Summary: Dan knew he was a carrier, but he never thought one day he’d be pregnant with his and Phil’s child.

- Tori

[whitechadwarden-deactivated2025]

i love how “Gideon” is the closest thing to a normal name a star wars character has had by far

[whitechadwarden-deactivated2025]

i…i forgot that there was luke

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

i’m the opposite of ‘i liked it before it became popular’ i only discover new things to like once they’re not popular anymore

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

me: so i’m starting to get into this new thing

the new thing: a 10 years old videogame or st like that

[guerrillatech]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

You want to settle this under the mistletoe, bro? 😤

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[dark-soul9]

bro shutup im making up scenarios in my head that will never happen

[black-culture]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

[too-haught-haught-damn]

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I don't understand why movies keep writing in a singular token gay character like... sweetie, gays travel in PACKS. If there's one gay there's at least 2 more. Get it right

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

If anything there's a token STRAIGHT person

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[cramenjoyer]

nothing more humiliating and dehumanizing than checking tags on mobile. clicking thru every single reblog like a dog begging for scraps.

[theconcealedweapon]

[politijohn]

[kkoongie]

Discord screenshots that make you feel like you’ve been approached in a dark alley

[marisatomay]

i saw a few versions of this on tw*tter but it bears repeating. john mulaney is never going to see your shitty little takes and “jokes” about addiction and rehab. but your friends who are struggling with addiction and substance abuse and trying to overcome the stigma around going to rehab and seeking help will. especially now when the increase in addiction that occurs during the holidays is compounded with the pandemic. i wish john all the best. i’m so proud of him and everyone else struggling right now. it’s so hard to ask for help. don’t be an asshole.

[fangirltothefullest]

This is the hell Americans are living in: the senate took 9 MONTHS to decide whether or not to give us more money during this pandemic. They finally decided to give every American $600. 

Once. 

Not monthly, not for several weeks. 

Once. 

Our minimum wage is $15. 

That means they’re giving us one paycheck that is equal to a 40 hour a week work week at minimum wage. 

J U S T     O N C E

Took them 9 FUCKING months of raking in a senator’s fucking salary of cash into their pockets piddling and poking and getting tax breaks for themselves. 

And this is what they give us. 

THEY MAKE $174,000 PER YEAR. 

That means:

Biweekly salary of $174,000 a year is $6,692 per 2 weeks Weekly salary of $174,000 a year is $3,346 per week Daily salary of $174,000 a year is $669 per day Hourly salary of $174,000 a year is $89.23 per hour

That means that in the 9 months they refused to give anyone money through this pandemic, have let people die and encouraged people to go out and get infected, they have made $120,456 EACH. 

AND THEY WANT TO GIVE US $600. 

ONCE.

[notoriousmasc]

the mom and dad from johnny test were LITERALLY girlboss and malewife