[circusheart]

Working a job will have you thinking shit like "in two hours I will only have four more hours to go which is 240 minutes or 16 segments of 15 minutes which is like two two hourses"

[aropride]

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

[speedlimit15]

its my pleasure to produce a grammatically fucked sentence

[that-house]

This picture and caption my dad sent me is ingrained in my mind forever… 5:15 and all’s well…

[that-house]

5:15 and all's well...

[that-house]

Holy shit… 5/15 and all’s well

[that-house]

HAPPY 5:15 5/15 ALL’S STILL WELL

[that-house]

5:15 ON 5/15. ALL CONTINUES TO BE WELL

[twelverriver]

[segamascott]

remember how we used to yeet

[segamascott]

until we yeet again...

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[my-dailydreams]

[halleluwahh-deactivated20260601]

ill buy tumblr and fix it. $2 final offer

[frogliftcertified]

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

[frogliftcertified]

OK 👍 that is helps

[machinot]

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment

[horsemotifs]

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

there's literally nothing more radical in 2026 than believing that humanity can become good news for each other and the only world we'll ever share.

[liminalbeauty]

Saving the tags.

[starstruckodysseys]

if you pitched goncharov vs the dangerous crow boy (who destroys plastic) alongside one another to an outside person and asked them to choose which one was a tumblr fever dream and which one was a real thing published in the real world. i do not think they would choose correctly

[the-grassy-hill]

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself

[fluffydancer618]

Good morning, what the fuck was I cooking in here