idle chatter & pointless thoughts

@analytically's sideblog for things that are insufficiently interesting for the main blog. Most reblogs are queued.

[oneheadtoanother]

[sinesalvatorem]

But the real question is, is a Genderqueer a tasty treat or a full meal? vote now w your phones

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[thememedaddy]

[yasmin1000000]

“So basically my couch has electricity and I use it to charge my battery powered doorbell”

“Okay that makes sense”

[la-reine-du-disco]

Now explain it to a Japanese samurai from the year 1218

[rui-cifer]

"do you know how waterwheels grind up grain in a water mill using the force of running water? We found a way to create a huge source of force that runs all the time and can transfer its force over long distance. I can tell you in more detail, but that's the basics. Now that is a chime that has a mechanism that one can press instead of having to open the door to let you know that you are waiting to be let in. It requires the transferred force to make the mechanism work and that wire is how we transfer the force to the chime."

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

[mediocrefantasy]

i love these sort of posts because they feel like a vision of a kinder and more thoughtful world that I wish more than anything was the mainstream instead of the exception

[folkfashion]

Barabaig bride's dress, Tanzania, by African Ceremonies

[popillia]

Bug indentfication app identified me as my favourite species of jumping spider forever ago and I decided to doodle it instead of working 🫡

I fixed God's biggest mistake

[popillia]

I coloured it

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[comicpolls]

Most Homoerotic Moment Podium

Gold - “Call me Barbara”

Silver - Amazons play bondage games (DC)

Bronze - Naked Nightcrawler Wolverine cover

[foldingfittedsheets]

I didn’t take many pictures at pride. But here’s my two favorites. Pussy on a dyke on a bike.

And SCA pride shields on their Viking longboat Honda fit.

[loverphilosopher]

@identifying-cars-in-posts

[foldingfittedsheets]

Look man! I don’t know the car breeds! I took a blurry picture without an identifiable logo and guessed while thinking: “Sure hope tumblr lets this slide”

BUT NO. YOU HAVE TO QUIBBLE ABOUT THE CAR BREED. WHY CANT YOU JUST ENJOY THE NERDY SHIELDS?!

[ostensible-adult]

Me, owner of a genuine Honda Fit: Yep. That's a Honda Fit. Me, owner of a genuine Honda Fit: *is wrong too*

[rainstormyday]

the way i reblogged with this:

and didn't realize until i read that addition...

[foldingfittedsheets]

At least I'm in good company

[analyticrambles]

That's definitely some breed of Prius

[nettlewildfairy]

quick question why does your cat command you to print something on the printer

he really likes to watch the printer print. It seems like he thinks there’s some kind of creature in there that I have the mysterious power to summon that he can then hunt for sport?

he sticks his entire arm inside the printer and breaks it if I don’t put some kind of physical burrier between him and the printer but like he purrs so loud when it starts printing and will beg harder for people to print things than he will for treats.

he just loves hunting the printer so much. he even tried to climb inside the place the paper comes out of the printer when he was a kitten.

No matter where he is in the apartment if the printer makes a noise he sprints full speed. He also knows which button to press to get the printer to print like the ink levels info and alignment sheet, so you have to make sure it’s off or locked up or he will print nonstop himself and then attack the printer and jam it.

is it inconvenient that my cat is obsessed with the printer? yes, but damn if it’s not also adorable.

I don’t actually have a ton of photos of him sticking his whole arm in there though because stopping him from jamming the printer is usually a task that involves all of my arms and also all of my roommates arms.

[nettlewildfairy]

Thinking about the post because I had to unplug the printer today because he broke into the closet and printed the info sheet 3 times in a row and did bite me when I tried to stop him

The face of a boy who is sulking because I expelled him from the printer closet.

[nettlewildfairy]

the good news is that my cat is so happy, the bad news is that my sticker cutting machine that I got recently instils the same curiosity and lust for violence in my cat that my printer does so no matter what I do I will not know a moments peace.

[poochosa]

2am attempt at adult azula

[villainpencils]

I think I'm getting better at drawing kissing :B

[devilmeows]

nouvelle copypasta française vient de drop

[devilmeows]

translation for the english speakers:

"yesterday. the youth. they'd rather go to the JAPAN🇯🇵 expo. rather than celebrate our national holiday. our great and beautiful country. they buy. yaoi. yes you heard me right. yaoi. on the 14th of july our great nation's national holiday. on that day they buy yaoi."

[analyticrambles]

Lord Dono Vorjupyter

[only-cat-memes]

[charl0ttan]

[superchat]

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]