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An adult, supposedly. He/him/his.

[jabberwockypie]

Me: I don't know, maybe I was overstating how bad my migraines are to the neurologist. :-/

My best friend:

[jabberwockypie]

#THIS BITCH #do you know how many times a week this winter she got a migraine??? #Or this spring? #THIS SUMMER? #CALL OUT POST#between this and 'well maybe I don't have asthma and am just choosing to wheeze for aesthetic purposes' #I will be inflicting one million 'well maybe I could talk if I just tried harder' DON'T TEST ME (tags via @arinrowan)

Arin did you just turn MY post into a callout post?

[arinrowan]

Crawling out of the well of deep tumblr for the purpose, yes

[jabberwockypie]

#for every note this gets op has 1(one) day where she's not allowed to say maybe her disabilities what disable her are fake or made up (@arinrowan again)

I don't think you can do that?

[arinrowan]

Can I do that?

Yes

No

Voting ended on3h

[ostensible-adult]

As of this post, OP is up to 8.97 years of not saying her disabilities are fake or made up

[girlballs]

my crinkling scrinklet

[girlballs]

no it's good for her

[pillowspace]

thank god for female characters who have something wrong with them amen

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[queer-as-city-folk]

Should I change my Tumblr icon to something normaler?

[queer-as-city-folk]

I worry my collection of freaks may be scaring people off

[m4gethecat]

*all of my tumblr mutuals for some reason* i worry my defining characteristics may be scaring people off

[queer-as-city-folk]

You're right, I don't need people who get scared by bisexual corsola, Joan Baez, East Germany, Karl Barx and the city of Chicago flying the flag of Soviet Georgia anyways

[tipsytern]

was discussing tumblr habits w somebody in a mutual discord server last night and they were so gobsmacked i like to ideally have 100+ posts in my queue at any given time 😭 how many do y’all have in your queue if you use it??

[fiercestpurpose]

There’s a quality that certain books/movies/TV shows have that leads me to say, “Yeah, I can see people making fanfiction of that.” It’s something to do, I think, with how tight the story is, how much feels open-ended or like it could be elaborated on.

Something like Breaking Bad, for example, has low squiggability (that’s what I’m calling this quality). It’s tightly written, the characters are consistent, there’s little left to interpolate or extrapolate. Obviously, people DO write fanfic of Breaking Bad, but it still has a low squiggability score. Whereas something like Supernatural has a high squiggability score. Fantasy and science fiction often have high squiggability scores. This suggests squiggability could also be related to worldbuilding and potential for people to borrow a premise or setting.

And sometimes you’ll read or watch something and you’ll say, “Ah, low squiggability,” and then you’ll open tumblr and find out that everyone else seem to think its squiggability was very high indeed.

[followthebluebell]

Made out of pipe cleaners by someone's who's only had cats described to them.

[thestuffedalligator]

“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.

“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”

She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”

After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”

[395nm]

this was in my damn bed. I was feeling around in the dark for a second pillow. I thought the pillow had gauze stuck to it. when i tried to toss the wad of gauze in the trash, it grabbed my face. at that point i got confused and turned on the lights. unauthorized fucking thing

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The first time I reblogged this I didn't see your fingers properly and didn't realise just how fucking tiny this dude is. The gauze story makes much more sense now, I was imagining something goanna-sized and thinking you were lucky to get out of the encounter with an entire face.

[395nm]

just a little dude

[ostensible-adult]

@uncharismatic-fauna

[byjove]

suspicious…

[byjove]

there are apparently a lot of mushrooms that are poisonous to some people and edible for others. unlike food allergies, it’s not an allergic immune reaction, it’s mushroom poisoning but only for some people

[byjove]

edibility is FAFO

[cryptotheism]

The Romans were for real naming their kids shit like Boy #2

[lemilianposts]

[rohirric-hunter]

I met someone at church two weeks ago who I had never spoken to before but she walked up to me and handed me a baby (FABULOUS red hair on that child), and said, "Have you met my youngest, Septus?"

And at first my only reaction was, "That's an odd name," so I asked, "Oh, why did you call him that?"

And she said to me, "Oh, he's my seventh."

And while I was pondering this information and its implications, dear reader, she did indeed turn away, look a nearby young woman dead in the eye, and say, "Prima, have you seen Trinity?"

[rohirric-hunter]

Big news: the week before last I met Prima, Trinity, and Setpus's brother Quintus

[rohirric-hunter]

Recently had a run in with Hectare. She's very cute. Very bad at staying quiet during church

[iamthelowercase]

I can't believe we as a society treat "I decided to strap a hard-to-put-out fire hazard to my wrist" as normal and unremarkable. That lithium-based battery is a danger to your bodily integrity, not just property. At least laptops and phones you can drop.

[iamthelowercase]

Are fire codes updated to specify extinguishers that can deal with lithium battery fires? I'm not prepared to bet on it!

[i-will-write]

Alright, I'm gonna put y'all on the spot

how many posted finished fic do you have?

0

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

9

10 or more

I don't write fic

Voting ended onMar 12

[i-will-write]

Not the results I was expecting lol, let's try to narrow it down a bit more

how many POSTED FINISHED fics do you have?

less than 10

10 - 15

16 - 20

21 - 25

26 - 30

31 - 35

36 - 40

41 - 45

46 - 50

more than 50

i only have unfinished wips

Voting ended onAug 10

[awhimsicalwhirlwind]

whoever is saying more than 50 you deserve so many gold medals but also how the fuck are you doing that are you okay

[galadriel1010]

We're old. 200 feels like a rookie number when I've been writing over 20 fucking years.

[pangur-and-grim]

she has a good life

[pangur-and-grim]

I love playing planet zoo with my little creatures and giving them Habitat and Enrichment and seeing their happy behaviours. it is my favourite thing about pet-owning. I will give my isopods a million apple slices and my old ass cats a million shelves to roll around on, and this will continue forever

[pangur-and-grim]

her habitat

[ostensible-adult]

looks like it's your habitat too

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you just teleported to the last game you played how is it going? {you're plot involved}

good

bad

great

awful

dead

I don't play games/results

Voting ended onAug 11

Soma 😔

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW!!!

CAST MORE